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With 100% of your daily fiber in 1.6 servings this low carb and gluten free cereal will have you pooping like a champion.…
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Birthday’s can be boring but you can make someone’s day with an obligatory birthday card. If you have a friend with a twisted…
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Passive Aggressive Notes
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…
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Meh Christmas Tree Ornament
Nothing will put you in the Christmas spirit than this “Meh” Christmas tree ornament. Show your enthusiasm for the holiday with this hilarious…
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How To Get Fired On Your First Day Notebook
Start a new job off right by bringing this “How To Get Fired On Your First Day” notebook to the office. This book…
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Meow The Book for Cats
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Personalized Voodoo Doll
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Porn for Women of a Certain Age
Finally a book to fulfill every woman’s fantasies. If Porn for Women is already gracing your coffee table you’ll love Porn for Women of…
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Stretch The Truth Trump
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Basic Bitch Mug
Finally a mug that tells it like it is, a hilarious mug that is sure to get a laugh at the office. With “Basic…
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Fake Stick-On Power Outlet
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I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
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I Survived Another Meeting Coffee Mug
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Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
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Perfect Snowball Maker
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