Some people treat the bathroom like a personal reading lounge. This wooden Toilet Timer, a little sand hourglass stamped with this is a bathroom, not an internet cafe, gently reminds them their throne time has limits, about 2 minutes of it. It is the perfect petty, hilarious gift for the dad, husband, or roommate who vanishes with their phone and reappears 25 minutes later. Cheap, useless, and genuinely funny.
Furry Monster Feet Slippers
Walking around the house with giant hairy toes is inherently hilarious, but the real win is that they actually stay on your feet…
Squirrel Hot Tub Prank Gift Box
Wrap your real present inside the most ridiculous fake product box ever created. The Squirrel Hot Tub prank gift box features hilariously detailed…
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not…
Deluxe Gift Box of Nothing
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
Smash-to-Open Gift Card Holder
Every guy will love smashing this gift card out of its concrete block. The digital gift card inside is good for multiple places…
Golden Toilet Mug
Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Fake Stick-On Power Outlet
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Sriracha Gumballs
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.. GUMBALLS of FIRE!! These aren’t your mama’s Mentos… They’re a new breed of candy you can’t pass up! Seriously..heat never tasted so…
World’s Smallest Violin
Hear that? It’s me playing the world’s smallest violin… ;) Just kidding. This 4 inch super-realistic miniature doesn’t make a sound. It just…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Toilet Mini Golf
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play…
Can-Do Compact Can Opener
Meet the Can-Do Compact Can Opener: Your new kitchen companion for effortless can-opening. This pint-sized powerhouse automatically grips the can’s edge as you…
Mr. Spock Business Card Holder
Throw up your ‘Spock’ to all the on-lookers in your office. Represent yourself and the man we all love. Great little trinket to…
8-Bit Mario Tie
For the formal gamer, this stylish silk Mario tie features crisp, clean pixel art based on the sprite from Super Mario World. It’s…
Skateboard Tricks Step-by-Step Guide
If you know a kid who just got their first board and keeps wiping out trying kickflips, this book breaks down the exact…
Cheeseburger Backpack
Fans of Steven Universe are sure to recognize this iconic Cheeseburger Backpack. Perfect for carrying your lettuce filled lunch to school or work. You…
Godzilla Garden Gnome
Oh look the gnome forest in your garden is under attack from Godzilla! Make sure your garden is defended from gnome invaders with…
Satechi Aluminum Type-C Pro Hub
Hook up all of your favorite accessories to your MacBook with this USB C hub by Satechi. With a Thunderbolt 3 port, HDMI…
Four Thousand Years Of World History
Ever wonder who was running the show 4,000 years ago? Dive into “The Histomap” (1931), a stunningly colorful and remastered Giclée print that…
Harry Potter 5-pack House Panties
100 POINTS GRYFFINDOR! If your girlfriend is a Harry Potter fan this might be the best possible way to score 100 ‘points.’ This…
Bob Ross Lego Set
Everyone loves the hippie paint icon Bob Ross, who hasn’t enjoyed a few hours of Bob Ross painting bushes on his TV show.…


