Some people treat the bathroom like a personal reading lounge. This wooden Toilet Timer, a little sand hourglass stamped with this is a bathroom, not an internet cafe, gently reminds them their throne time has limits, about 2 minutes of it. It is the perfect petty, hilarious gift for the dad, husband, or roommate who vanishes with their phone and reappears 25 minutes later. Cheap, useless, and genuinely funny.
Squirrel Hot Tub Prank Gift Box
Wrap your real present inside the most ridiculous fake product box ever created. The Squirrel Hot Tub prank gift box features hilariously detailed…
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not…
Deluxe Gift Box of Nothing
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
Smash-to-Open Gift Card Holder
Every guy will love smashing this gift card out of its concrete block. The digital gift card inside is good for multiple places…
Golden Toilet Mug
Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Fake Stick-On Power Outlet
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Sriracha Gumballs
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.. GUMBALLS of FIRE!! These aren’t your mama’s Mentos… They’re a new breed of candy you can’t pass up! Seriously..heat never tasted so…
Giant Meteor 2020 Bumper Sticker
Make motorists laugh like there’s no tomorrow… The left. The right. Does it really matter?! We’re all going to hell in a handbasket!…
World’s Smallest Violin
Hear that? It’s me playing the world’s smallest violin… ;) Just kidding. This 4 inch super-realistic miniature doesn’t make a sound. It just…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Toilet Mini Golf
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play…
Thoughtfully Cocktails Skinny Margarita Mixers Set
Help them stay fit and fabulous with the Thoughtfully Cocktails Skinny Margarita Mixers Set. Five flavors to choose from, each one sugar-free and…
Surf Porn Book
Ride the wave of awe with Surf Porn, the book that’s less about naughty and all about gnarly! This isn’t just a collection…
Extra Loud Alarm Clock
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty! If your regular alarm clock fails to rouse you from your slumber, it’s time to upgrade to the Extra…
Baby Yoda Night Light
Brighten up your child’s room with this adorable Mandalorian themed night light! This soft, squishy relaxation aid can be powered via USB or…
Troll Planters
Trolls are known for luck, and this is your lucky day. You can now purchase the Plantroll (Original Ace Troll Doll With Air…
Deformable Fidget Pen
Offer a better alternative to the incessant pen clicking with the Deformable Fidget Pen. This innovative magnetic gel pen can be taken apart…
Modern Corner Floor Lamp
Bring a modern touch to any room with this unique corner floor lamp. Designed with RGB colors controllable with the included remote it’s…
Samurai Sword Keychain Knife
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
AC/DC Monopoly
Fans of AC/DC will love rocking out with this AC/DC edition of Monopoly. Enjoy custom tokens like a cannon, bundle of dynamite, and…
Thor’s Hammer USB Drive
Hold the power of the 21st century in your hands with this miniature Thor’s Hammer flash drive. Save your data and the world…


