Some people treat the bathroom like a personal reading lounge. This wooden Toilet Timer, a little sand hourglass stamped with this is a bathroom, not an internet cafe, gently reminds them their throne time has limits, about 2 minutes of it. It is the perfect petty, hilarious gift for the dad, husband, or roommate who vanishes with their phone and reappears 25 minutes later. Cheap, useless, and genuinely funny.
Squirrel Hot Tub Prank Gift Box
Wrap your real present inside the most ridiculous fake product box ever created. The Squirrel Hot Tub prank gift box features hilariously detailed…
Gift Not Included Batteries
Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not…
Deluxe Gift Box of Nothing
Everyone has someone on their list that just asks for nothing. Well now you can finally give them nothing with this deluxe gift…
Smash-to-Open Gift Card Holder
Every guy will love smashing this gift card out of its concrete block. The digital gift card inside is good for multiple places…
Golden Toilet Mug
Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…
Donald Trump Toilet Brush
No fake news here! This toilet brush and holder set is a great talking point and a hilarious gift idea.
Fake Stick-On Power Outlet
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
I Miss Drugs Coffee Mug
“Drugs are bad..ummmkay?” Oh, shut it Mr. Garrison, and have a friggin’ cup of coffee. :P While the quirky teacher from South Park…
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Sriracha Gumballs
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.. GUMBALLS of FIRE!! These aren’t your mama’s Mentos… They’re a new breed of candy you can’t pass up! Seriously..heat never tasted so…
Giant Meteor 2020 Bumper Sticker
Make motorists laugh like there’s no tomorrow… The left. The right. Does it really matter?! We’re all going to hell in a handbasket!…
World’s Smallest Violin
Hear that? It’s me playing the world’s smallest violin… ;) Just kidding. This 4 inch super-realistic miniature doesn’t make a sound. It just…
Donald Trump Toilet Paper
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Toilet Mini Golf
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play…
Creepy Face Bank Saves your Coins
Scare your coins into staying when you shove your hard earned money into the face bank’s creepy face. When you wave your coins…
Seinfeld Alphabet Digital Print
Forget about A is for apple, B is for ball! The Seinfeld Alphabet Digital Print is the new way to learn the ABCs.…
Thumb Wrestling Ring
All we wanted when we were kids was an official way to thumb wrestle, well now it’s here with the thumb wrestling ring…
Freak In The Sheets Excel Mug
Looking to add some humor to your morning coffee routine? Look no further than this “Freak In The Sheets” Excel mug. Perfect for…
Physical Social Media Counter
If you’re addicted to your social media following as everybody else you’ll love this flapping social media counter. Perfect for a store of…
Star Wars Blood-Smeared Finn Helmet Pin
Everyone remembers that heart wrenching scene where Finn gets blood smeared on his helmet from The Force Awakens. Now you can wear this…
Scotch Infused Toothpicks
Savor the subtle flavor of a single malt scotch with these infused toothpicks. Any guy will appreciate the smokey flavor with hints of…
Pet Couch Guard
Banish fur from your furniture! Couch Guard keeps pets off the couch without resorting to shock collars or emotional blackmail. This clear, adjustable,…
Hotline Bling Wrapping Paper
Ever since I wrapped this present, YOU! If you know why that hotline is blinging then you will most certainly need to wrap…
AK-47 Rifle Whiskey Decanter
Guns and whiskey, what more could a guy want. This AK-47 modeled glass decanter will hold your favorite whiskey plus it comes with…


