If you’re gonna wear a fanny pack you might as well stand out. This fanny pack features a hilarious dad bod gut with a belly button printed on it. Perfect for hanging right below your gut.
Bacon Strip Bandages
Even while injured it’s good to be relieved by a strip of bacon, luckily Bacon Bandaids exist! Sadly these lack the real smell…
Bartesian At-Home Cocktail Machine
Make high quality cocktails at home with this Keurig style cocktail mixer. Once you’ve loaded up your favorite whiskey, vodka, rum, gin and…
Unicorn Taco Holder
Finally taco tuesday can be magical with this unicorn taco holder. No longer will you have to worry about your taco flopping over…
Giant Cockroach Pillow
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Super Hard 500 Piece Gradient Puzzle
Do you find puzzles too easy these days? Well this super hard 500 piece gradient puzzle is sure to send you into a struggle.
Mario Warp Pipe Koozie
Bring the chill vibes to the party after you save princess peach with this Mario warp pipe koozie! Whether you load it up…
Fc*k that Sh*t: The Classy Toilet Spray
Spray the bowl. Spray the air. Spray your poo for all we care. Just take care of business with the invigorating scent of…
Gun Folding Knife
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Pikachu Slippers
Prove to yourself and your friends that you posses the capacity to control one of the greatest Pokemon in the history of existence.…
Air Wick Cinnabon Scented Spray
The most effective use of this product is waking your kids up in the morning and convincing them that you went out to…
