Sometimes you want to give an unconventional gift to that special weirdo in your life. We’ve taken the guesswork out of it by curating this collection of whimsical and weird gifts. Whether it’s for a friend or yourself we have weird covered. From pizza lip balm to finger tentacles we’ve found the strangest gifts on the planet.
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In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets with framed tweets! Whether it was Kanye West or…
Finally anyone can shop at their local Whole Foods rocking a man bun. The man bun visor adds a realistic man bun to anyone by having it built into the top of…
This plumbus mug is now 30% more plumbus! Any Rick and Morty fan will love this official merch. Just pop your coffee in this plumbus so you can relive the plumbus creation…
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna. Goofy? yes. Weird? yes. Relaxing? of course! Just take…
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with the blanket you keep at the office so you…
We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t have to wait until the next meal for your…
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned up pranking desires! (pun intended) Clown the sh*t out…
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with Power toothpaste which includes caffeine and it’ll be absorbed…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for being a d*ck… Take it from Lorena Bobbitt —or…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like a giant cockroach is sure to be the weird…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not a sweet treat in the shower it’s just a…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and polish your penis drawing skills. Players take turns drawing dazzling…
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom it’s sure to send a message to any of…
It’s a horse, no it’s a zebra, no it’s your own 7 foot Giant Inflatable Unicorn. You’ll be the talk of the town with this far out unicorn. Be the first in…
Some might say this is the funniest instrument out there with it’s hilarious face and sounds. Well it has a name! This quirky instrument from Japan is called a Otamatone. You’ll find…
Every office needs a pussy magnet (yours might even have one!). This little kitty is perfect for holding all of your paper clips and staples neatly in its fur. Perfect for the…
Let’s face it sometimes we just want to use our Macbook for a selfie. Luckily this problem has been solved with the Macbook selfie stick. Granted the front facing camera is better…
Americans eat nearly a total of 50 million burgers a year, so why not bring the double patty fun home with these cheeseburger bed sheets. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up in these…
Who doesn’t want to sit in bed all day and watch the birds outside; your cat is no different than us! Let your cats do what they really want with this window…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for whatever lovely lady has earned the privilege. This Penis…