The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for whatever lovely lady has earned the privilege. This Penis…
Our friends over at Firebox have devised a Valentine’s day gift that will provide you with effortless success this Valentine’s Day. If you wasted all of your creative present buying powers over…
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure to turn heads at any pregame event, it may…
So there I was… deep in the jungles of Brazil with only a canteen of water and half a pack of Melba toast rounds. Was I cold? Yes. Was I alone? Yes. Was…
Show of your gamer side with this Mega Man hoodie. With it’s 3D helmet design and left arm mega blaster you’ll be the hit at any convention. Plus the inside of the…
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now these dreams can be true without having to lug…
Everyone hates shaving, especially having to buy expensive razors over and over. This Kickstarter is proposing a new way to shave using a solid laser beam instead of a blade. Along with…
What man wouldn’t love a beer manly wrapped around their can of PBR. Perfect for the summer picnics this beard beer koozie will be sure to get a laugh. (Warning this is…
Still carry cash? Also afraid of being robbed but still carry cash? Then you may need this for your next trip, not only for your security but also for your peace of…
Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a machete… with a bottle opener! Comfortably hold onto the…
Looking good while you’re asleep is important. Being ready to take down the Foot Clan at a moment’s notice is even more important. These Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pajamas are perfect for…
Hot chocolate is fun. Playing with your food is fun. Using this basketball hoop mug to play basketball with the marshmellows in your hot chocolate is super fun. Alley-oop!
With this heat sensitive Tetris mug you can experience the pleasure of finally getting that last I-block while also experiencing the pleasure of your favorite hot beverage. What better way to wake…
Show your geeky side by illuminating your room with a glowing Mario question mark brick. Mount it above your bed as a nightly reminder of Nintendo’s mascot Mario. Just don’t try to hit…
When you need a hook it’s usually hard to find, especially while camping. This carabiner with hook is super useful from hanging a light to holding up your tent you’ll find thousands…
There’s nothing worse than a lack of outlets in your home, or even outside for Christmas decorations. The multiple line extension cord is here to rescue you though with 3 outlets over 12…
Reading a tape measure can be annoying, you want an exact length, well with this digital tape measure you’ll get an exact read out of length. Or if you’re feeling analog you…
Spice up poker night with these unique Glitch playing cards. Each card has very unique artwork portraying a printing mistake. A perfect gift for anyone who wants something truly distinctive for game nights.
Why play games when you can be filling your body with liquor. These NES Cartridge flasks are perfect for the geeky in all of us. Get loaded from classic games such as…
Load up some salt from the dinner table and start gunning down flies with the bug-a-salt. Be sure to pick up a bag of salt so you never have to reload.