Heated Butter Knife

Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up next to a loaf of bread. Tired of waiting for butter out of the fridge to get to a ‘cuttable’ temperature?

WAIT NO MORE!

This bad baby will zip through that chilled stick of fat effortlessly.

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$26.95

Avoid winter weather and slips with this heated stair mat. Great for yourself, your parents, or your grandparents. Ensure safety in the most…

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$59.95

Wow such excite! This doge mask will bring much joy to all parties. The perfect mask to engage in long stares to the…

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Wish you could be eating Domo toast during breakfast? well now you easily can with the domo toaster. Leaving an impression on your…

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$39.99

Never incorrectly stab your meat again with this tactical bbq fork. Designed to ensure precision poking, flipping, prodding, and gripping. Your dogs have…

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$19.99