It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references to solar freakin’ roadways, you won’t need millions of dollars to line your pockets full of these .50 caliber bullet knives.
The CoverMe-Seat converts in seconds into top-caliber ballistic protection. At < 6 lbs, this standalone chair or seat insert is portable and practical.…
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Prepare for all-out war! This awesome dual threat blaster has the best of both worlds… Its bolt action canon and slide-action sprayer can…
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure…
Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up…
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Nothing screams I’m rich as hell than a knife inside a knife inside a knife. Just whip out the Deglon Meeting Knife Set at…
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Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for…
I know what you’re thinking “this isn’t funny, that’s our next president!” but you can’t resist taking a dump with Trump. Fully made in…
Siri isn’t too good with the whole A.M. / P.M. thing when telling her to set a reminder. Never miss out on a…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Store your keys in style with this Marshall guitar amp key holder. Anyone who plays guitar will lose their mind with how awesome…
You’re telling me I can enjoy perfectly cooked pizza, steak, and baked chicken at the mercy of an AI powered stove? I can…
Chug a beer like a pro when you have the Chug n’ Plug Beer Chugging Keychain. Securing and fastening into place, this drinking…
Tell others that the force is with you with these totally rad limited edition Star Wars iPhone Cases. From Darth Vader to Chewbacca all of…
Whether you carry a carnivorous sandwich or just a PB&J they will fit snug in this dinosaur lunch box mouth. Durable and realistic…
