Mind over matter gets serious with this Gigantic Coffee Mug. Have you felt as though your coffee drinking has gotten out of control?…

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Hell, you could be medicating with something worse than coffee. Get your medications straight in the morning and follow doctor’s orders with this…

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Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…

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Get the perfect ass you’ve always wanted with this Butt Towel. Impress the babes and bros at the beach with a perfectly shaped,…

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Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up…

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If you have an Alexa device you’ll want Amazon’s latest offering a smart plug! No more fiddling around with 3rd party devices with…

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