One of the worst things that you can do is find yourself in a situation for which you’re unprepared, particularly when it comes to locked doors. These lockpick earrings make the perfect accessory for an evening of debauchery where you’re almost guaranteed to lose your keys, or any situation from which you might need to make a rapid exit.
Express your cheeky side with the middle finger doodle earrings, perfect for those days when you want to make a humorous statement without…
Show the fashionista in your life that you care with this one-of-a-kind gift! These elegant and unique custom name earrings are made to…
There’s no printable word for the rage induced by trying to opening a bottle of wine only to end up ripping the cork.…
Relive the classic moment in Christmas Vacation when the cat fries up on the Christmas tree lights. If this cat had 9 lives,…
Who doesn’t love beautiful cabins? This book full of cabin porn has amazing photographs of quiet outdoor places. Especially good for coffee tables…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
I scream, you scream, we all scream for an I-Scream Vibrator! This delightful adult toy will have you creaming and screaming in no…
Ever find yourself in a pinch without the proper equipment to finish the job? Massive rolls of duct tape are a bit cumbersome…
Transform the driveway into a professional drift track with the legendary Green Machine. Dual-stick steering makes 180-degree spins feel like second nature, while…
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
Every kid loves a scooter that they can show off to their friends, and this kick scooter from Razor matches this description perfectly.…
This unique backpack is covered in reflective triangles that will appear rainbow when light is shined on them. Perfect for visibility at night…
