Sick of paying rent? Ready to escape the daily grind? Finally, you can own your very own private island. Granted, it measures a tiny 3 by 2.5 centimeters, but rent is free and the neighbors are incredibly quiet. It is the ultimate desk accessory for daydreamers, office workers, and anyone ready to rule their own tiny tropical kingdom.
Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
Square Ice Cube Mold
Spice up your average cocktail party with massive square ice cubes. They are larger than average ice cubes so they are perfect for…
Carry-On Cocktail Kit: Old Fashioned
It’s hard to get a good drink on an airplane, well now you can sip on an old fashioned in the sky. Just…
Yelling At Cat Meme Couples Sweater
A good couples outfit is always a hit, and they don’t come much funnier than this! Based on the rampant screaming-at-a-cat meme, it…
Donald Trump Pool Float
This is truly a great float. Really terrific. The BEST. Other inflatable floats? Terrible. Total disasters. You can ask anyone. They all agree.…
Dismember-Me Plush Zombie
Think Geek does it again with this interactive plush Zombie. Rip it apart and put it back together. Lovingly cuddle it and then…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board
It is time for a kitchen upgrade. Slice through rebel troops with great accuracy and precision. This Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board…
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this…
Wine Charm Necklace
Wine drinkers will love showing their favorite drink on their neck with this unique wine charm necklace. It’s design make it look like…
Astro Home Monitoring Robot
Meet Astro, your zippy Alexa-powered pal that patrols the house like a pro. Remotely check rooms, snag alerts on unfamiliar faces or sounds,…





