Forget boring floral scents. This is the comfort food candle you didn’t know you needed! We captured the irresistible essence of a perfectly seasoned ramen bowl with notes of savory sage, pungent garlic, and earthy cumin. It sounds crazy, but it’s utterly addicting. Made from 100% clean-burning vegan soy wax and poured by hand in Denver. Featuring a pure cotton wick, this unique candle is the perfect hilarious gift for the food-obsessed weirdo in your life.
Pizza Scented Candle
Experience the tantalizing aroma of fresh pizza without setting foot in the kitchen with this pizza-scented candle. Carefully crafted to evoke the familiar…
Kitty In A Jar Candle
Add a purr-fect touch of charm to your home with the Kitty in a Jar Candle! These delightful 3.5-inch soy-wax candles come in…
Dumpster Fire Candle
Light up your darkest moments with this Dumpster Fire Candle. Made from paraffin wax, this green candle shaped like a miniature dumpster burns…
Baby Doll Head Candle
Add a creepy haunt to your candle lineup with this baby doll head candle. With beautiful pastel colors this unique candle is sure…
Advent Calendar Christmas Candle
Countdown to Christmas with this unique advent calendar candle. Great for adults who want to celebrate the holidays with 1 hour of candle…
Library Scented Soy Candle
Add the classic vintage book smell to your reading nook at home with this soy wax candle that features scents of mahogany, oak,…
Video Game Rage Candle
Peace, serenity, and oneness with all beings. These are the things we all associate with online gaming. Or at least, they will be…
Crying Skull Candle Holder with Brain Candle
Have you ever felt like your brain will literally melt right out from your eye sockets? Well, these guys will get you. If…
Avocado Shaped Candle
Everyone’s favorite fruit is now an incredible candle. These delicious and hilarious candles will burn for about 5 hours and come in a…
Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle
Add a bit of stranger things to your living room with this Eleven bleeding nose candle. Just light a red candle stick and…
Melting Cat Candle
Regular candles are boring, add some flare to your candle arsinel with the PyroPet melting cat candle. Watch as the candle melts and…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Indian Corn Candles
Get husky with these awesome candle sticks that look like corn, this will look perfect on your Thanksgiving. These candle sticks look like…
The Perfectionist Cutting Board
Take your meals to the next level with the OCD Chef Cutting Board! Its handy grid and guidelines take the guesswork out of…
Star Wars Holiday Sweaters
Celebrate the holidays in a galaxy far far away with these awesome Star Wars holiday sweaters. Bring the dark side to any ugly…
Ugly Dogs In Renaissance Painting Calendar
Feast your eyes on the artful blend of canine hilarity and classical paintings with the Ugly Dogs in Renaissance Paintings calendar. Each month…
Mr. Burns Birthday Cake Card
Delight the Simpsons fan in your life with the Mr. Burns Birthday Cake Card – a comical and memorable way to celebrate their…
Rabbit R1 AI Virtual Assistant
Meet Rabbit R1, your snazzy AI sidekick with a flair for the retro! Rocking a 2.88″ touchscreen and a nifty rotating camera, this…
Fondue Mugs
Love fondue but sick of sharing with everyone? Give you and your guests a personal mug of fondue deliciousness. Whether you’re making chocolate…
Handmade Wood Piggy Bank
This unique piggy bank is handmade with a piece of wood. Best of all it’s a completely functioning piggy bank so you can…
Monopoly for Millennials
The classic game of Monopoly has been updated for millennials. No longer will you be collecting cash and properties but getting experience points…
Armored Truck Piggy Bank
Keep your cash locked down tight with the Armored Truck Piggy Bank, the Fort Knox of coin storage! This isn’t just any piggy…
Portable NES/SNES Game System
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros,…





