Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle

TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace the single life by sparking this bad boy in your new bachelor pad. It will be a constant reminder of the mistakes you made in your life.

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Everyone’s favorite fruit is now an incredible candle. These delicious and hilarious candles will burn for about 5 hours and come in a…

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A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…

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Let’s face it, R2D2 is hot. Those classic lines and sultry beeps and boops are truly something to behold, and even to emulate.…

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