Blood Bath Shower Gel

Ever wash yourself down with the blood of the innocent? No? Neither have we, but we are willing to give it a go. This bag of type O blood will be sure to get you clean and fresh after a night of debauchery. Sure, you could be using those name brand soaps that kind of work, but they don’t really have the same flare as this Blood Bath Shower Gel.

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$15.99

You know how great Tide Pods are at cleaning your clothes (and maybe even breath)! Well now you can get squeaky clean and…

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$10.50

These aren’t your bog-standard cheap plastic dice. These hand-crafted dice are made in the traditional fashion, out of genuine cow bone. Not only…

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$2.46

Trek yourself in to bed at night with this comfy Starfleet sleepwear! Available in gold, blue, and red, you can dress for any…

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$18.97

Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…

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$19.99