The Bierstick

Is the force of gravity no longer an efficient enough way to get the golden refreshment of the gods down your throat fast enough?  Are you looking for a way to propel that lightly carbonated intoxicant through your system faster? The answer to your prayers has been answered.

 

This is the Bierstick and it is the new age of Beer Bong technology. Sure, for a while we accepted that gravity was a wonderful way to let beer slide right in, but times are tough and sometimes you need that extra push to get through the 30 pack.

It’s made from high quality materials, so pressure isn’t an issue. Durable enough for a banging party, but reliable enough for Christmas dinner with the family.

It fits 24oz of your choice liquid with easy fill and clean mechanics. Drink responsibly, friends!

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