Acme Weapons Crate

Brutal..

Beautiful..

Historical..

Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of damage. 

Mankind has definitely produced some sinister instruments of harm over the years. Bashing, slicing and blunt trauma was the name of the game..

But even though they’re devices of violence, there’s something artful and epic about them. So here’s the best ones, in a crate of awesomeness! 

The Doom Gift Set spans thousands of years of weapons from all over the globe. It makes an incredible gift for history lovers, weapon enthusiasts and people who are fascinated with the art of war. 

Every single piece is crafted to look, feel and function like the real thing. Show it off to friends..practice using the swords and axes..or just scare the crap out of people with the spiked bat. Do with it whatever you like :p

So don’t deny destiny. This box of brutal and beautiful weaponry deserves a nice spot in your home. Or maybe order it as an epic gift for the weapon collector in your life! So don’t be scared! Be the one with the weapons!

Why this Acme Weapons Crate is awesome –

  • It comes in a custom wood crate
  • It’s all hand made
  • Spans 6 continents and thousands of years of hand-weapons
  • Makes an amazing gift for history buffs and medieval weapon freaks
  • You can send it with a gift message
  • Is an incredibly unique gift, with free shipping 
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$449.00

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