Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Outdoor Wine Glass Holder
There really is nothing better than sipping wine out of a nice glass, but when you’re enjoying the great outdoors, the fragility of…
Boba Tea Light
Light up your desk just like a sweet cup of boba-tea lights up your face! This battery powered light reveals shadows of boba…
Whiskey Soap
The perfect gift for whiskey lovers, this whiskey soap bar is made from Kentucky bourbon for that rich and oaky scent. Made with…
Light Up Lightsaber Umbrella
You can never be too visible while walking in the rain, for your safety this umbrella’s stem lights up like a lightsaber. Granted…
Xbox Duke Controller
Fans of the original Xbox will recognize the classic Duke controller. Well now you can bring some retro Xbox feel to your Xbox…
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
SwitchPod: Tripod for Vloggers
Whether you film vlogs for fun or travel it can be annoying to get your camera in the right position. Well the SwitchPod…
Foldable Bike Helmet
Lugging around a bike helmet can be a pain especially when you’re biking around the city. The fend bicycle helmet is here to…
Elon’s Musk Air Freshener
Add a bit of Elon’s Musk to your car with this Elon Musk Air Freshener! It’ll elegantly hang from your rear view window…
A Christmas Story Desktop Leg Lamp
The Christmas Story is a classic movie on anyone’s youth. Relive memories without shooting your eye out with this 20 inch tall Leg…