Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Sriracha Gumballs
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.. GUMBALLS of FIRE!! These aren’t your mama’s Mentos… They’re a new breed of candy you can’t pass up! Seriously..heat never tasted so…
Conference Call Bingo Mousepad
Transform tedious meetings into a game with the Conference Call Bingo Mousepad. This clever accessory adds a layer of entertainment to your workday,…
Unicorn Tape Dispenser
Enjoy the power of the rainbow at your office with this unicorn tape dispenser desk accessory. With it’s rainbow tape you’ll be able to add…
Electrical Gremlin Keycap
Calling all mechanical keyboard enthusiasts: say hello to your new favorite frenemy, the Electrical Gremlin Keycap! This mischievous keycap sprite has one mission…
Shark Slippers
Start shark week off right with these shark slippers; perfect for kicking it at home and keeping your feet warm.
Glow in the Dark Duct Tape
This duck tape that glows in the dark is great for a halloween costume that really glows in a room. It’s also amazing…
Inflatable Hunk Pool Float
Bask in the sun while this hunk keeps you afloat. His personable smile and cool sunglasses add to his charm as he holds…
Campfire Cologne
Viewing this product might alone make you more of a man. Campfire Cologne is a set of freshly split wood to bring you…
Neck Tie Pillow
Snoozin’ in the office just got a little more discrete. Strap up in the morning with your number one choice for ensuring a…
2018 iPad Pro
The latest iPad Pro is here with a stunning huge display, FaceID instead of a fingerprint reader, and an incredibly fast A12X Bionic…
