Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Super Mario Overall Switch Carrying Case
What Nintendo fanboy wouldn’t love carrying around their Switch in this carrying case designed to look like Mario’s overalls. Just about any gamer…
Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Doge Mask
Wow such excite! This doge mask will bring much joy to all parties. The perfect mask to engage in long stares to the…
Bat Wings Corkscrew Bottle Opener
Wine lovers will love adding this spooky bat to their corkscrew collection. Plus it makes the best addition to a kitchen during the…
Garden Tool Handle Knee Pads
Make gardening sessions a breeze with these Garden Tool Handle Knee Pads. These knee pads have soft foam that makes them very comfortable…
Dog Selfie Attachment
Getting your pooch to look at the camera for a selfie can be hard, well now harness the power of a tennis ball…
Folding Recyclable Paper Bike Helmet
Made out of eco-friendly materials this folding bike helmet will keep you safe with it’s cardboard material. No more lugging around a large…
Burled River Coffee Table
Add a touch of modern to your living room with this burled river coffee table, great for those with expensive tastes. This stunning…
Oreo Rice Krispie Treats
What kid didn’t have a Rice Krispie treat in their lunch box. Well now you can experience a whole new meaning of bliss…
Yoga Joes
Keep the peace with this collection of Yoga Joes action figures. These green army men aren’t carrying weapons but enjoying Yoga. With classic…
