Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Carry-On Cocktail Kit: Old Fashioned
It’s hard to get a good drink on an airplane, well now you can sip on an old fashioned in the sky. Just…
Amazon Echo Sub
Add some bass to your sound system with the Amazon Echo Sub. Perfect if you’re already enjoying music on an Amazon Alexa device. If…
Credit Card Folding Knife
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
Self-Tying Water Balloons
Beat the heat – and your friends – this summer with these new self tying water balloons. While your friends are busy tying…
Subpar Parks
Based on the popular Instagram account Subpar Parks is a hilarious journey through America’s National Parks. With beautiful illustrations the book highlights 1-star…
Skull and Crossbones Ice Cube Tray
Ahoy mateys! Add some pirate flair to your drinks with this Skull and Crossbones Ice Cube Tray. Each tray makes 4 skull and…
Window Hammock for Cats
Hammocks aren’t just for people. They’re for cat-people ;) Well, more specifically —cat-people’s cats :) I mean, why should humans be the only species…
Giant Hamburger Pillow
Why have boring throw pillows when you can have a giant hamburger pillow. Nothing will make people more hungry than this hamburger pillow…
Pikachu Coin Bank
Have Pikachu save all of your coins with this cute Pokemon inspired coin bank. Just sit your coin on the Pokeball and Pikachu…
Infinity Cube Fidget Toy
Idle hands are the devil’s plaything —are they not? Well here’s something awesome to keep them occupied… Infinity Cube Fidget Toy is the…
