Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Lion Cat Hat
Make your little whisker friend a lion with this lion hat for your cat. Your furry friend will instantly feel more courageous with as…
Cat Paw Oven Mitts
Cat lovers will want to get their mitts on these cat paw oven mitts. These catastic oven mitts will do a great job…
Golden Toilet Mug
Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…
Logitech Vertical Ergonomic Mouse
You spend all day on your computer at work so why not make it as comfortable as possible with Logitech’s Vertical Ergonomic MX…
Legend of Zelda Foam Hylian Shield
Whether you’re knocking back Deku nuts or protecting your head from volcanic rock, you can’t beat the craftsmanship and durability of the Hylian…
Blank Whiteboard Wall Clock
Siri isn’t too good with the whole A.M. / P.M. thing when telling her to set a reminder. Never miss out on a…
Lawn Zombie Decoration
With Halloween right around the corner there is no better way to scare potential trick or treaters than with a zombie digging out…
Mr. Meeseeks Jar Set
If you already own all of the Rick and Morty Swag you’re sure not to own this Mr. Meeseeks Jar Set. Store everything in…
Borg Puzzle Cube
The Borg are not to be trifled with, except when they are! Much like the hive mind of the Borg themselves, every part…
Yoga Joes
Keep the peace with this collection of Yoga Joes action figures. These green army men aren’t carrying weapons but enjoying Yoga. With classic…
