Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Cards Against Humanity
Finally a card game for adult, Cards Against Humanity is very sick and twisted version of apple to apples. On the current player’s…
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
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Among Us Beanie Caps
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Absorbent Felt Cat Coasters
Combat those pesky water rings with a dash of adorable charm using these Absorbent Felt Cat Coasters! Handmade and available in four delightful…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Personalized Face Ugly Christmas Sweater
Nothing brightens up an ugly Christmas sweater quite like the face of you or someone you love! With the option to add anywhere…
Smart Tire Pressure Caps
If you have an older car and are never sure when your tire pressure is low these tire pressure caps will give you…
Rock Climbing Wall Panels
Boring walls are for boring people, how about a fucking rock wall, wall? Well finally they are here, panels for any way so…
Sheep Push Pin Holder
Instantly add 75 white push pins to your office with this sheep. Best of all when the push pins aren’t in use they…
Crying Unicorn Candle
There is nothing more powerful than a stream of rainbow tears running down a unicorn’s face. With this crying unicorn candle you can…
Death Star Light Up Beach Ball
Bring a bit of the dark side to the pool with this Death Star light up beach ball. This huge Death Star has…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…