Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
R2D2 Measuring Cups
Keep all of your measuring cups well organized and easily accessible without ruining your kitchen’s Star Wars theme. This expertly designed set breaks…
Bose AI Smart Ultra Soundbar
Elevate your audio experience with the Bose A.I. Smart Ultra Soundbar. Featuring Dolby Atmos and an innovative AI Dialogue Mode, this soundbar ensures…
Rolling Measurement Tool
From carpenters to fashion designers, architects to sewists, anyone working with non-sharp or rolling edges and angles can appreciate this Rolling Measurement Tool.…
GoPro HERO9 Black
Everything is new with the new GoPro HERO9 black. Including the biggest change to GoPro in years, the addition of a full color…
Prescription Coffee Mug
Hell, you could be medicating with something worse than coffee. Get your medications straight in the morning and follow doctor’s orders with this…
Star Trek Catan
Test your cunning and diplomatic prowess against your friends in this Trek-inspired version of the classic Settlers of Catan strategy game. Special Character…
Popbar Hot Chocolate Stirring Sticks Gift Set
Ditch the dusty cocoa powder. We put a solid block of real, gourmet chocolate on a stick. Just swirl one into a mug…
Dumpster Fire Candle
Light up your darkest moments with this Dumpster Fire Candle. Made from paraffin wax, this green candle shaped like a miniature dumpster burns…
Rainbow Sprinkler
Bring a bit of colorful fun to your yard with this giant inflatable rainbow sprinkler. At 5.5 feet tall kids and adults will…
