Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Pug Planter
May the power of the pug be with you, pug-ify your living room with this amazingly cute pug planter. Fantastic for displaying your…
Reusable Produce Bags
Anyone who has been to the grocery store knows how wasteful produce bags can be. Well, now you can easily be environmentally friendly…
Minecraft Torch
Did you say level 14 light? Let’s go exploring! Check out this pixelated torch from Minecraft. Be the envy of every 14 year…
Mustache Hangers
Oh classy gentleman with your fancy mustache filled house, well now your closet can be filled with the glory of the stash with…
Apron with Built-in Oven Gloves
Knowing how to cook for yourself is cool. Looking good while cooking for yourself is even cooler. Being practical while looking good and…
Cat Hand Puppet
Transform your hand instantly into a cat with this hilarious cat hand puppet. Crazy cat lovers will love this set of 5 finger…
Cat DJ Turntable
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck
Life is hard and full of sh*t to worry about. We could spend all day and night gnawing our fingertips off. Right? Before…
Homemade Gin Kit
Who needs to bake cookies with you can make your own gin. It’s fun and easy to do with this Homemade Gin Kit.…
Two Wheeled Self Balancing Hoverboard
The last time I trusted anything that claimed to be smart balancing, I ended up in the ER where I was charged $459…