Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Kramer Poster
Are you missing your old friends from Seinfeld. Now you can see Kramer everyday of the year with this unframed Seinfeld Wall Poster…
Hooded Travel Neck Pillow
Do you love the comfort of a neck pillow during trips by plane or car? But do you also want to block out…
Melting Clock
Any art fan will recognize this melting clock from Salvador Dali painting “The Persistence of Memory”. Fantastic to add an artsy touch to the…
Pearl Boba Milk Tea Bath Mat
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…
MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight
Light up the night with the MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight! With this ultra-bright flashlight in your hand, you’ll never have to worry about…
Color Changing LIFX Bulbs
Paint your house with color with these LIFX bulbs. Just screw them into any ordinary lightbulb port and you’ll be able to enjoy…
Poop Emoji Pillow
Finally show your love for the famous poop emoji with this 1 foot tall poop emoji pillow. Perfect to furnish a bathroom or…
Chihuahua T-Shirt
Aye chihuahua! What an adorable shirt; manly too. Look like the small, yappy dog you are with this beautiful garment. You have always…
Osmo Nano Magnetic Pocket 4K Action Camera
Meet the Osmo Nano, your tiny sidekick for epic 4K/60fps footage! This pocket cam features a massive 1/1.3″ sensor for brighter, sharper video,…
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now…
