Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Mini Toothpick Shotgun
Elevate your mealtime mischief with the Mini Toothpick Shotgun! This double-barrel toothpick shooter boasts a sturdy steel construction and is designed for long-range…
Intex Floating Cooler
Stay cool in your pool with this Floating Pool Cooler by Intex. If it is hot out that is OK. Primarily because you…
Creepy Baby Masks
There’s nothing more fun than a novelty mask, but these baby masks add a whole new element to creepy. With difference faces such…
Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
Among Us Impostor Desk Lamp
Fans of Amung Us will love lighting up their room with this unique Among Us crewmate desk lamp. A great addition to any…
Final Fantasy Save Bookmark
It’s just about the most appropriate idea for a bookmark you can imagine, considering the ways that Final Fantasy can transport you to…
Pool Ball Shot Glasses
Bring the party with this set of 9 pool ball shot glasses. Throw back a few shots of whiskey with the boys while…
Four Thousand Years Of World History
Ever wonder who was running the show 4,000 years ago? Dive into “The Histomap” (1931), a stunningly colorful and remastered Giclée print that…
Bubble Backpack Cat Transporter
Taking your cat everywhere can get annoying, especially with an unsightly leash. This backpack designed to carry your kitty around has a nice…
Rick And Morty Windshield Sunshade
Wubba lubba dub dub protect your car from the heat with this Rick and Morty windshield sunshade. There is no better way to…
