Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Steam Gift Card
If you’re buying for a PC gamer, you absolutely can’t go wrong with this. The sheer variety of games available on Steam means…
Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candles
Whether your dog or husband is constantly stinking up the house just about anyone will get a laugh from this personalized candle. With…
Manly Scented Soap
A man smells like manly things, bonfires, urinal mints, bacon, and now these scents have been captured in soaps. With 20 manly scentes there is…
Nuclear Explosion Lamp
Bombs away! Bring a nuclear winter to your living room with this realistic nuclear explosion lamp. This lamp features an incredible mushroom cloud…
The Memeing of Life
If Harambe gives your life joy what is holding you back. The memeing of life brings you a massive book packed with memes,…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Coleman Portable Propane Grill
Grilling is a fantastic activity that involves gathering with friends and consuming copious amounts of meats. Take this experience on the road with…
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug
You will never experience the grandiosity of the Titanic, but with this Tubtanic Novelty Bath Plug you can get darn close! Spruce up…
