Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
Light Up Hoodies
Light up the night with this LED light up hoodie. You’ll look like you’re from the future with its unique glowing rim. The…
Pretzel Pool Float
Who doesn’t love a salty pretzel on a summer day. Well now you can rock a pretzel all summer long with this giant…
HyperX Cloud Stinger Gaming Headset
One of the sturdiest gaming headsets available, the HyperX Cloud Stinger brings durable design and luxury to your play sessions, no matter what…
Surf Porn Book
Ride the wave of awe with Surf Porn, the book that’s less about naughty and all about gnarly! This isn’t just a collection…
Logitech iPhone Gaming Controller
Turn your iPhone or your iTouch into a real gaming device! Maximize your potential with extra battery life and an easier to hold…
Gone Fishing Mug
This gone fishing mug is a great gift for anglers. Whether it’s a cup of joe at home or at the office fishermen…
Decorative Vines Set
Add a whimsical touch to your bedroom with this unique decorative vine set. Not everyone can keep a real plant alive so this…
Workaholics Bear Coat
Do you want to be a bear? Do you want to catch fresh salmon out of the stream with your paws and not…
Boo, You Whore Candle
Bring a bit of holiday cheer to Halloween with this hilarious “Boo You Whore” scented candle. Best of all this candle comes in…
Inflatable Car Air Mattress
Camping is a blast but setting up a tent can be a pain. Why set up a tent when you have a perfectly…