Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Go F**k Yourself Card
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Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
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Twister Bed Sheets
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Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan
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Airtight Cold Brew Iced Coffee Maker
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Hundred Dollar Bill Towel
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Anti-Slip Car Dash Grip Pad
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Die Hard Coloring Book
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Floating Beer Pong Table
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Guitar Amp Key Holder
Store your keys in style with this Marshall guitar amp key holder. Anyone who plays guitar will lose their mind with how awesome…
Pogs and Slammers
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Matrix Code Lamp
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