Whether you’re looking to spice up someone’s daily routine for a few hours or just flat out looking for revenge, this card is the way to go. It may just look like your typical speaker-equipped musical card, but once this evil little thing is taken out of it’s envelope the music never stops. So annoy your friends for a few hours while the battery discharges with their normal card, or go for their premium glitter upgrade and unleash glitter hell for the perfect anonymous revenge plot.
Merry Fucking Christmas Cards
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Steelseries Arctis Pro Gaming Headset
The best players in the world will tell you, communication is the key to victory. Whether playing on PC or PS4, the Arctis…
Pickle Sidewalk Chalk
Get ready to dill-ight your creative side with Pickle Sidewalk Chalk! This isn’t your ordinary chalk; it’s a four-and-a-half-inch gherkin that transforms sidewalks…
Star Wars Mood Lights
Rule the universe and control the fate of your enemies with these Star Wars mood lights. Choose between Darth Vader or a formidable…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Lumberjack Soap Company Man Soap
Looking for a soap that will leave you feeling like a true lumberjack? Look no further than Lumberjack Soap Company’s Cool Water bar…
Deformable Fidget Pen
Offer a better alternative to the incessant pen clicking with the Deformable Fidget Pen. This innovative magnetic gel pen can be taken apart…
Friends Jigsaw Puzzle
Bring all your favorite Friends characters to life with this 500-piece puzzle featuring illustrations off the 6 signature Friends and classic minor cast…
Zelda Potion Jar Light
Light up your room with this Legend of Zelda potion jar light. This battery powered light is a great addition to a Zelda…
Manduka PRO Yoga Mat
Get ready to impress your favorite yogi with the Manduka PRO Yoga Mat. It’s so thick and comfortable, you’ll feel like you’re levitating…
Office Buzzwords Coffee Mugs
We all know the office lingo, “Let’s take this offline”, “Synergy”, “The Cloud”, all of your favorites are here. These office buzzword coffee mugs…