If you’ve been concerned with what might kill you, they have a book for it!
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Star Wars Kama Sutra
So you’re probably a Star Wars fan, but do you REALLY like Star Wars? If you do then this book is absolutely for…
The Millennium Falcon Owner’s Manual
Don’t feel bad if you can’t blast off into hyperspace at the turn of a hat, they made this manual for a reason.…
Antique Brass Dragon Faucet
Historically there are no such thing as dragons. Defy history and equip your bathroom with this fabulous and elegant dragon faucet. This is…
Zelda Hydration Cartridge w/ Straw
Some people might be wondering, “is this a bit too much?” The answer is undoubtedly, YES. But then again who would dare judge…
Funko POP Worf Action Figure
The Next Generation’s beloved Klingon lieutenant might not be pleased to see this adorable version of himself, but if you tell him it’s…
Ozlo Sleepbuds
Ditch the snoring soundtrack and drift off faster with these side-sleeper savvy earbuds. Clinically backed sounds help you nod off quick, while noise-masking…
Funny Mother’s Day Card: Bad Eyesight
Give Mom a laugh with this hilarious Mother’s Day card! Featuring a cute old lady squinting, it’s blank inside for your own witty…
Among Us Embroidered Beanie
Looking for a way to stay warm while keeping your crewmate status visible? The Among Us Embroidered Beanie has got you covered (literally).…
Star Trek Wines
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to sip a Cardassian Kanar at Quark’s bar? Well now you can find out!…
Mustache Pacifier
No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache look.
Somehow I Manage
Wht fan of The Office wouldn’t want a copy of Somehow I Manage by Michael G. Scott on their bookshelf. Keep in mind…
Impostor Crew Neck Sweatshirt
Everyone will know you’re sus while rocking this imposter crew neck sweatshirt. Best of all it’ll keep you warm in the cold of…

