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How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Star Wars Kama Sutra
So you’re probably a Star Wars fan, but do you REALLY like Star Wars? If you do then this book is absolutely for…
The Millennium Falcon Owner’s Manual
Don’t feel bad if you can’t blast off into hyperspace at the turn of a hat, they made this manual for a reason.…
AirPods with Wireless Charging Case
Apple has updated their AirPods for 2019 with “Hey Siri” built in and better battery life. Best of all you can get a…
KAT Walk C2 Core VR Treadmill
Stop pretending to walk with a thumbstick and actually get moving. The KAT Walk C2 Core lets you run, strafe, and explore virtual…
Carabiner with Hook
When you need a hook it’s usually hard to find, especially while camping. This carabiner with hook is super useful from hanging a…
Sex Panther Cologne from Anchorman
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Portal Cake Mix
The cake is no longer a lie with officially licensed cake mix from the popular game Portal. Everyone who has played the game remembers the…
Custom Poseable Mini-Me Doll
Most custom face pillows are just flat, weirdly shaped blobs, but this one actually has fully poseable arms and legs you can bend…
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Witch Cat Mug
Possibly the cutest coffee cup for cat lowers this Halloween cat mug featuring a cut cat face and a hat lid. Great for…
LED Portal Bookends
Any geek will instantly recognize the orange and blue portals from the game Portal by Valve. Whether it’s for a book collection or…
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Moving Sand Art Picture
Watch a tiny ocean form in slow motion. This moving sand art picture is a round glass frame filled with flowing sand and…
Mexican Wrestler Bottle Opener
Open your next beer with a head lock with this Luchador bottle opener. No need to dress up with this mexican wrestler bottle opener…