Don’t feel bad if you can’t blast off into hyperspace at the turn of a hat, they made this manual for a reason. Is your Millenium Falcon in non-working condition? Crack open this manual and get to work. Stars Wars has never been so hot and technical.
Millennium Falcon Edition Gaming Mouse
Blast your gaming experience into hyperspace with the Millennium Falcon edition of the G502 X Plus gaming mouse! Feel the Force (or at…
Wooden Star Wars Coasters
These are the coasters you are looking for. Fans of Star Wars will love putting their drink down on these handmade wooden Star…
Millenium Falcon Rug
Why not have Star Wars right at your feet with this Star Wars Large Millennium Falcon Rug. It measures an inch less than…
Lightsaber Keys
Open your door with the power of the force. These Lightsaber Keys will grant you access to not only the Millenium Falcon, but…
Reversible Chewbacca Jacket
Show off some Wookie swag with this officially licensed reversible Chewbacca jacket. That’s no moon on the front! it’s the Rebel symbol to easily appear to…
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Get in hyper-drunk mode with this Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. It’s no piece of junk either, it includes magnet on back to stick to your…
The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You
If you’ve been concerned with what might kill you, they have a book for it!
Samurai Sword Keychain Knife
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
Diseases caused by Masturbation (Book)
Friends, it’s time to delve into a serious topic; Masturbation. We have all done it. There is no point in denying it, but…
Book of all Playboy Centerfolds
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
Unicorn Dog Costume
Give your furry friend the power of a Unicorn with this magical unicorn dog costume. Exactly what your little pup needs while running…
Sh*t Show Tickets
Add a dash of cheeky humor to your day with the “Sh*t Show” stickers! Perfect for labeling the rollercoaster ride that is life,…
Handmade Wood Piggy Bank
This unique piggy bank is handmade with a piece of wood. Best of all it’s a completely functioning piggy bank so you can…
Chemically Illuminated Keychain
This fantastic device is technically a: Titanium Alloy Tritium Gas Fluorescence Key Chain Auto luminescence Rescue Emergency Light. This title seems excessive, much like the…
Massive 20 Foot Camera Tripod
Everyone knows photographers will do anything to get the shot. No matter if drones are banned somewhere photographers need to get that angle!…
MagKey: Quiet Smart Magnetic Key Organizer
Tired of noisy keys? well the MagKey is here to save the day! With it’s clever magnetic design your keys won’t cling together anymore.…
Star Wars Vintage Shirts
Transport your Star Wars-loving friend to the 80s with this awesome vintage tee. Featuring iconic characters such as C-3PO, Vader, Leia, Chewy and…






