Okay, what nerd genius came up with the best idea in T-Shirt history? This is a creative take on two of the most iconic worlds in nerd culture. This Pokeball Deathstar T-Shirt titled “Poked to Death” is likely the best gift in the history of man-kind.
Aye chihuahua! What an adorable shirt; manly too. Look like the small, yappy dog you are with this beautiful garment. You have always wanted to look like your pet and this surely is your best opportunity.
Tired of obeying the law and avoiding death? Be a daredevil and break rules with this Fake Seatbelt T-shirt. Certain to fool those pesky cops and also certain to not save your life from a head-on collision. Seriously though, be careful when driving please and always buckle up.
Let’s be real for a minute. If you have enough ties to warrant purchasing this tie rack, you certainly have enough money to buy this tie rack, so please just buy it. Save yourself the hassle of moving your body in the morning to look distinguished. It’s 2014, accept that and do nothing.
What does the fox say? It says, ‘wow that is an adorable top.’ A great personal buy or a great gift for the girl in your life! Fun and creative and sure to make heads turn! Handcrafted and cozy.
The Dark Knight rises… in warmth with this classic Batman snuggie. Who needs to defend innocent civilians when you can sit in the comfort of your home rocking this Batman snuggie. The only thing you’ll need to defend is the TV remote control from the wife.
Show women you’re a force to be reckoned with wearing these fierce grizzly bear underwear. Next time you get pantsed at school you won’t be greeted with laughs but with respect from nature and the female force.
We’re all robots in disguise but why not show off your inner workings with these kick ass autobot cufflinks from Transformers. Just make sure no Decepticons see your reppin’ the autobots or it’ll be robot smashing time.
Oh classy gentleman with your fancy mustache filled house, well now your closet can be filled with the glory of the stash with these mustache cloth hangers.