HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
AK47 Bullets Ice Cube Tray
Unleash a storm of bullets upon your drink with the ice cubes in the shape of AK47 bullets, best served the same way…
Miracle Fruit Tablets
Miracle fruit tablets cause sour tasting things such as lemons taste sweet. Quite the interesting fun treat, just keep a miracle fruit tablet…
Skin Picking Fidget Toy
With the help of our unique skin-picking fidget toy, stop touching your hair and nails! This tactile toy, which comes in a rainbow…
Squid Game Invitation Cards
Fans of the wildly popular series Squid Game will love handing out these Squid Game invite cards. Handmade in Texas these cards feature…
Sobro Smart Side Table
Add some luxury to your nightstand the Sobro smart side table. This unique table includes wireless charging, a cooling drawer for drinks, and…
Set Sushi Sock Set
Sushi lovers rejoice! You can now wear your favorite swimming treats as socks. These colorful sushi socks are sure to turn heads next…
Deck of Playing Cards Lighter
This deck of playing cards might just be the coolest way to light up on poker night. This unique lighter features deck of…
Fifty Shades of Chicken
If Fifty Shades of Grey got you hot and bothered imagine what a piping hot and juicy chicken out of the oven can…
Quidditch Beer Pong Set
Beer pong is a little too easy for us pros, well add a bit of difficulty with this Quidditch beer pong set. Harry…
Oculus Quest: All-in-one VR
The next generation of VR is here with the Oculus Quest. No longer do you have to worry about having a powerful gaming…