HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
This is basically a modern, rechargeable upgrade to those classic talkback toys from the nineties. The best part is the tactile pitch-shifting slider…
Every geek has memories of their original giant Gameboy. Relive childhood with an even bigger Gameboy with this fridge magnet set. Every Time you…
Everyone at the Yankee Swap will be having a laugh at this “My White Elephant Gift” t-shirt. With multiple colors this shirt will…
Everybody needs a little Pokemon flair in their garden and this ceramic Bulbasaur planter is the perfect grass creature to do so. Just…
Add a bit of class to your next party with this set of gold foiled straws. Perfect for a classy cocktail party and…
This collection of 50 Rick and Morty stickers is sure add flair to a skateboard, laptop, or even binder. Whether you just want…
Sick of people getting into your liquor, or just don’t want to be able to access more wine if you’re too drunk? Well…
Next time you’re trying to slam a chick in your dorm room without your roommate noticing, this pop up privacy tent will come…
GPT Roll the dice on luxury with the Monopoly 85th Anniversary Edition, where classic gameplay meets glitz and glam! This isn’t just a…
Just in time for easter these little Minecraft creepers will make a splash in any geek’s candy basssssket. Normal peeps are boring these…
