HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Don’t feel bad if you can’t blast off into hyperspace at the turn of a hat, they made this manual for a reason.…
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
Who doesn’t want to bring the holiday season in, especially while charging their phone. This lightning cable is sure to bring the Christmas…
The Geometric Moss Terrarium is the perfect way to add a touch of natural wonder to any room. With its beautifully designed geometric…
This deck of playing cards might just be the coolest way to light up on poker night. This unique lighter features deck of…
Bring a bit of booze to the holidays with 24 individual drams of gin. One gin for each day leading up to Christmas…
LG reimagines portability with its latest StanbyMe Go (27LX5), packing a 27-inch touchscreen display into a sleek briefcase design. This 1920 x 1080…
Who wouldn’t like to rest their head every night on a huge bag of weed? well now you finally can, this weed stash…
Elevate your audio experience with Sonos Ace Headphones, featuring custom-designed drivers for high-fidelity sound and spatial audio for a hyperrealistic 3D soundstage. Enjoy…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
