HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Pretzel Pool Float
Who doesn’t love a salty pretzel on a summer day. Well now you can rock a pretzel all summer long with this giant…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Star Wars Socks
Show your office the power of the dark side with these Star Wars themed socks. These officially licensed socks come in all of…
Concrete Case for iPhone 6
We’ve seen it all, bamboo, plastic, waterproof, clear iPhone cases but never a concrete iPhone case. Rock some urban style with this concrete case…
USB Astronaut Light
Brighten a friend’s workspace with this illuminating gift! This out of this world reading lamp is powered directly via USB port, and you…
Scarf Camera Strap
Photography is a hobby for many of us, but why do so many camera straps make us looked like an armed guard ready…
You Had One Job 2020 Day-to-Day Calendar
You had one job! This day to day calendar will have you in stitches with a hilarious photo everyday. Everyone has had a…
Anti-Slip Car Dash Grip Pad
Say goodbye to fumbling for your valuables when you’re on the go! This Anti-Slip Car Dash Grip Pad is the perfect solution for…
Heart Shaped Egg/Pancake Mold
Do you love protein? This mold does. Give your kids some HEARTH healthy eggs with this HEART shaped mold. Throw some pancakes in…
Poop Like a Champion Cereal
With 100% of your daily fiber in 1.6 servings this low carb and gluten free cereal will have you pooping like a champion.…
Doctor Unicorn Hooded Bathrobe
The Doctor Unicorn Hooded Bathrobe is the perfect way to turn bath time into a magical experience for your little ones. With a…
Dog Couch
You enjoy lounging on a lazy Sunday watching football from your couch, right? What makes you think your dog doesn’t want the same…