Pool Noodle Sword

HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!

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$9.99

Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…

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Aside from the Master Sword and Hylian shield, Link’s Hookshot is probably his most recognizable weapon from The Legend of Zelda. Now, you…

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Every kid loves a scooter that they can show off to their friends, and this kick scooter from Razor matches this description perfectly.…

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Introducing the Wedge Pillow Headboard, the ultimate bed accessory for reading, scrolling, and…other activities. These big ol’ 3D triangles are made of cotton…

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