HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Serenity Stone Pillows
Bring serenity to your yoga space with theseserenity stone floor pillows. These plushy pillows can be used as yoga props or just as…
Toblerone Jumbo, 4.5kg Candy Bar
This chocolate bar is not for the feint of heart. It is not recommended to be consumed in one sitting and absolutely not…
Serenity Now! Button
Feeling angry? Frustrated? Serenity now! Let the iconic Frank Costanza bring you some calm with this easy-to-use button. Just press it and listen…
Golden Snitch Keychain
Let your fellow wizards know you’re the fastest in Quidditch with this highly detailed Golden Snitch keychain. Even the wings move making it…
Mimosa Glasses
Start your brunch off right with these playful champagne glasses with the recipe for mimosas printed on the side. One part OJ and two…
Personalized Dog Bowl
Whether it’s Spike, Darby, or Rook you’ll be able to get your dog’s name on this personalized dog bowl. This handmade bowl made…
Eat Your Leftovers Lunch Bag
Add a cheeky touch to your budget-friendly meals with the “Eat Your Leftovers” Lunch Bag! This playful and eye-catching tote, made from sturdy…
Zombie Beef Jerky
Brrrraaaains, this is the perfect gift for the zombie addict in your life. This green zombie beef jerky is sure to shock just about…
Amazon Echo Show (2nd Gen)
Everyone knows how handy it is to have a screen in the kitchen. The Amazon Echo Show offers a stunning 10.1 inch display…
Fallout Vault Boy Vault-Tec Hoodie
Show your vault some love with this Fallout Vault-Tec hoodie. Fallout 4 is one of 2015’s biggest games so any hardcore gamer will…