HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Conference Call Bingo
Nothing like being on a conference call and hearing people eating, a dog barking, or typing sounds. These classic staples of office conference…
Pepperoni Pizza Socks
Burn those calories off in style with these athletic pepperoni pizza socks. You’ll know what goals you’re working toward with every step. Or…
One Giant Leap Socks
That’s one small step in socks, one giant leap for mankind. Remember the world’s first spacewalk with these socks that have an astronaut…
Green Tea Oreos
Oreos might be the most amazing cookies on this side of the world, but Japan might have done the impossible and improved on…
Rick And Morty Windshield Sunshade
Wubba lubba dub dub protect your car from the heat with this Rick and Morty windshield sunshade. There is no better way to…
Wyze Battery Cam Pro
The Wyze Battery Cam Pro is your go-to solution for home security, even during power outages. With its quick and easy setup, you…
Cat Paw Oven Mitts
Cat lovers will want to get their mitts on these cat paw oven mitts. These catastic oven mitts will do a great job…
Wearable Iron Man Mark 85 Suit
Most cosplay armor is flimsy foam that dents the second you sit down, but this one is built with 3D-printed reinforced fiberglass so…
Bar10Der Bartending Tool
Be the hit at your next party by offering all options for your guests when it comes to making a top notch mixed…
Solar Powered Bug Zapper
You’re enjoying some wine with your friends on your patio and BOOM someone gets bit by a mosquito. Nothing will an outdoor wine…




