HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Luxury and fun design are the hallmarks which set apart this swimming pool float from the competition. Designed to resemble a bottle of…
Light up your room and your mood with these utterly adorable Doggy Candles. Crafted with an eye for detail, they come in three…
Say hello to the future, pinned right on your tee! The Humane AI Pin isn’t just a flashy brooch; it’s your next-gen buddy…
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Sometimes you need to store your files offline or transfer files quickly between computers. The SanDisk Ultra Dual flash drive offers a USB-C…
Rocking a great bathing suit to the pool is always fun. Wearing this black cat swimsuit will be sure to draw an eye,…
Hold the power of the 21st century in your hands with this miniature Thor’s Hammer flash drive. Save your data and the world…
Show someone you love them in the morning and care about their nutrition with this Heart Shaped mold for your hard boiled eggs.…
Growing a bonsai tree is an ancient art from Japan. Well now you can add a little bit of modern to this art…
Bring luxury to any car with this car french fry holder designed to keep your fries right on hand. Just roll up to…
