HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat
Who doesn’t love the taste of a Kit Kat, gimme a break! Treat your sweet tooth to something new with this cheesecake flavored…
Foldable Bicycle
If you’re not quite ready for the weird looks you’ll get on the self balancing hoverboard this is all you. It’ll ease you…
Poke Ball Bath Bomb Set
Sometimes a Pokemon trainer needs a break from catching Pokemon, well what better way than with this Poke Ball bath bomb set. This…
Nutella Recipe Book
Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert?…
Microwave Bowl Huggers
When a piping hot bowl comes out of the microwave it’s nearly impossible to hold. Well have no feat the microwave bowl hugger…
Jack Bust Bank
Everyone’s favorite christmas character Jack Skellington is now available in piggy bank form! This sharply dressed piggy bank is a great way for…
Funny Ramen Bowl
Any ramen lover will crack up at this funny ramen bowl with “I’m a hopeless ramen-tic” written on the front. Best of all…
Skull And Spine Beer Bong
Take the halloween festivities to the next level with this hilariously spooky skull and spine beer bong. Just pour some natty light into…
Game Boy Watch
Add some old school gaming to your fashion collection with this Nintendo Game Boy Watch. Best of all it has Super Mario alarm…
Staircase Basket
Easily store anything on your staircases with this basket with handles. Great for uncluttering the kids toys, moving clothes around your house, or…