HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Inflatable Flamingo Pool Float
No longer the talk of the town with your giant inflatable donut pool float? Regain the praise of your community poolgoers with an…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Grenade “Take a Number” Mug
If you work in customer service you’ll love this complaint department mug. With it’s very own number that pulls the ring of this…
Zelda Hookshot Replica
Aside from the Master Sword and Hylian shield, Link’s Hookshot is probably his most recognizable weapon from The Legend of Zelda. Now, you…
Poke Ball Bath Bomb Set
Sometimes a Pokemon trainer needs a break from catching Pokemon, well what better way than with this Poke Ball bath bomb set. This…
Catan Travel Edition
Now it’s easier than ever to take all the addictive fun of the hit board game on the go! It can entertain up…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Razor Scooter
Every kid loves a scooter that they can show off to their friends, and this kick scooter from Razor matches this description perfectly.…
Remote Control Trash Can
Messy friends? Swoop in with this remote control trash can to save your floor from a mess. This will also make a good…
Wedge Pillow Headboard
Introducing the Wedge Pillow Headboard, the ultimate bed accessory for reading, scrolling, and…other activities. These big ol’ 3D triangles are made of cotton…
Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal…
Pizza Cone Maker Kit
Ever wanted a delicious pizza cone? well they have a kit to make them. It’s the perfect way to eat pizza on the…