HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Be the star of your office’s ugly sweater bash with the “Well Happy Birthday Jesus” The Office Ugly Sweater! More than just a…
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Quick Marty! We must go back, back to the future! Relive the classic with this car USB flux capacitor charger. This Flux Capacitor…
Kids and adults alike will love this Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock. At 9.5 inches tall this is perfect for your…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
If you had the ability to fill 100 waterballoons at once you’re childhood may have turned out to be a success. Load one…
Keep your hands busy and your mind relaxed with this handy little fishing reel! Perfect for fidgety folks, this twenty-inch rod comes with…
Bring a bit of security to your doorstep with the Arlo video doorbell. With people detection you’ll know anytime is coming to your…
Everyone loves Breaking Bad, everyone loves Legos, why not enjoy the love of both with this Breaking Bad RV Lego set! It comes with…
Plain ole welcome mats are played out. It’s time to go with something fresh, funny and bold with this Game of Thrones Door…
