HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Poo In Progess Sign
Ensure a peaceful, uninterrupted throne time by hanging this humorous “deeply satisfying poo in progress” sign on your bathroom door. Standing at nearly…
Gift Box Automatic Tree Watering System
No longer will you have to worry about constantly filling Christmas tree this holiday season with this automatic tree watering system hidden in…
Slice Ceramic Box Cutter
Cut through your tasks, not your fingers, with the Slice Ceramic Box Cutter! This nifty little tool sports a finger-friendly blade that’s all…
Giant Moscow Mule Mug
Who doesn’t love a classic sweet cocktail. If you know someone who loves drinking down moscow mules they’ll love this massive moscow mule copper…
Hatching Dinosaur Egg Candle
Finally a candle with a point. As the wax melts you’ll be greeted with a tiny porcelain raptor. Who can resist giving this…
DJI Osmo Mobile 3: Smartphone Stabilizer
Bring high quality video to just about any event with the DJI Osmo Mobile 3. This foldable gimbal makes it easy to transport…
I Turned Myself Into a Mug Morty
MORTY! I turned myself into a mug! Woooo! Everyone knows Rick is always turning himself into crazy things so why not a mug.…
Heart Shaped Straws
There is nothing worse than planning a romantic evening and your stars don’t match your feelings for each other. Well these heart shaped…
Ripple Bottle Opener
Open bottles with timeless style using the Ripple Bottle Opener. Crafted from 5/8″ brass, its wave-like profile not only looks stunning but provides…
Amazon Dash Wand
If you’re annoyed by grocery shopping the Amazon Dash Wand is here to help. With the ability to scan barcodes and speak into…




