HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Smartphone Selfie Ring Light
Take the ultimate selfies with this ring light for your smartphone. Built for the perfect selfie at anytime of day, no more blurry…
Sprout Bookmark
Sprout, sprout, bring your books out, this is a thing I cannot read without. Remember your place with eco-swag, these sprout bookmarks will…
You’re The Bomb Hot Sauce
Bring a bit of the battleground to your kitchen with these explosively hot “You’re the Bomb” hot sauces! With three flavors including Garlic,…
Official Snapchat Plushie
Everyone loves Snapchat, there isn’t a doubt about that. Well now embody all that is snaplicious with this official snapchat ghost stuffed animal.…
Modular Smart Lighting Panels
Add some unique lighting to any room with the Nanoleaf smart lighting panels. Choose from over 16 million colors or simple soft white…
Bunsters Shit The Bed Hot Sauce
This ain’t your grandma’s hot sauce. Packed with Scorpion peppers, this Aussie import brings the heat (35,000 Scovilles!) and a surprisingly delicious flavor.…
Water Cannon Turret
In the world of super soaker every kid’s dream was to have a squirt gun hooked up to the hose for unlimited firepower.…
Solar Buddies Refillable Sunscreen Applicator
Tired of wrestling your kids to put on sunscreen? Meet your new best friend! The Solar Buddies applicator makes sun protection fun and…
Portable NES/SNES Game System
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros,…
The Essential Cocktail Book
Never know what to drink? take your cocktail game to the next level with the Essential Cocktail Book full of 150 recipes. Break…




