HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Relive your childhood or introduce your children to the glory that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Includes 5 mini figures: Leonardo, Raphael, Master…
Are you tired of getting pwned by n00bs in your favorite game? Look no further than the Razer BlackWidow V4 Pro keyboard. With…
Do you smell that deep scent of nostalgia? I do and I don’t think it’s because Martha just died of dysentery. This beautiful…
Are you a giant ick, or do you possess a giant ick? This Ick Mug is perfect for you. Even if you, like…
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
Spy on anyone with this stealthy iPhone camera case allowing you to take photos without holding your phone up.
Another year and Apple is back with a new iPhone, the latest iPhone 11 Pro features a Stunning Pro Display, A13 Bionic, Cutting-Edge…
Everyone’s favorite christmas character Jack Skellington is now available in piggy bank form! This sharply dressed piggy bank is a great way for…
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
Enjoy some good clean fun in the morning with this NES cartridge themed shower curtain. Super Shower Time is sure to give a laugh…
