HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Get past the small talk and build meaningful connections with literally anyone! These cards FOR humanity are sure to spark interesting questions between…
Looking for a way to slice up your pizza with ease? Look no further than the Scizza pizza scissors! These scissors make sectioning…
Fans of Brutalism and chess will just die over this concrete Brutalist chess set. Handmade with 16 natural grey concrete pieces and 16…
GoPro’s latest creation is here with the HERO8 Black. This GoPro packs insane features like its new HyperSmooth 2.0 stabilization and 4K slow-mo…
Quite an awesome sweatshirt this is, with it’s Yoda look any nerd will love this jacket. Add this Yoda hooded sweatshirt collection along…
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Finally a fun way to make tea for Beatles fans. Just load this tiny yellow submarine tea infuser with tea and place it…
Cook up some holiday cheer with this snowflake pan. This pan’s intricate snowflake design is as beautiful as it is festive, making it…
It’s just about the most appropriate idea for a bookmark you can imagine, considering the ways that Final Fantasy can transport you to…
Bring a bit of the dark side to the pool with this Death Star light up beach ball. This huge Death Star has…
