HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Wyze Smart Lock
Forget key swapping with your neighbors you’ll easily be able to unlock and lock your home from anywhere in the world with the…
Gin Advent Calendar
Bring a bit of booze to the holidays with 24 individual drams of gin. One gin for each day leading up to Christmas…
Actually Curious, Happy Hour Edition: That Happy Hour Feeling from 52 Extra Happy Questions
🥂 Know that feeling you get when imbibing on the cheap and exchanging stories with your friends and coworkers? Well, we’ve bottled that…
Harry Potter Uno Card Game
500 points to Gryffindor! Finally a Harry Potter Uno game featuring your favorite characters, with the classic rules.
Ugly Dogs In Renaissance Painting Calendar
Feast your eyes on the artful blend of canine hilarity and classical paintings with the Ugly Dogs in Renaissance Paintings calendar. Each month…
Hookey Ring Toss Game
Who doesn’t love a classic ring toss game on a summer day. Grab a few friends and a few brews and you’ll be…
R2-D2 Beer Coozy
You’ve never been able to hold R2-D2 like this. He will be your friend, your companion, and most importantly he will keep your…
Wood And Resin Coasters
Keep your tables free of strains while brining some style to your living room with these unique wood and resin coasters. Handmade in…
Retro Corded Phone
For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit…
Ash Ketchum Hat from Pokemon
This is a hat for the ultimate Pokemon master, why shouldn’t it be you? We know you’ve collected all original 150 Pokemon, so…




