HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Everyone loves Breaking Bad, everyone loves Legos, why not enjoy the love of both with this Breaking Bad RV Lego set! It comes with…
Make relaxing in the pool a magical experience with this hilarious and adorable unicorn-shaped pool float that sparkles and shines in the sun!…
Paw your way through the kitchen with these bear hands oven mitts. A great way to add a fun touch to the kitchen that…
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Share a glass of romantic tea in the mornings with your loved one using these clear heart shaped tea cups. Great for longing for each…
This simple bird-shaped key ring keeps your keys in order and looks great doin’ it. Share a subtle flash of personality with its…
Think Geek does it again with this interactive plush Zombie. Rip it apart and put it back together. Lovingly cuddle it and then…
Whether you’re camping or a vagabond clean clothes are always nice to know. With this portable washing machine by Scrubba you can wash your…
This bath mat is all eager to please! Step out of the shower and right onto it’s happy face, it won’t mind! It’s…
You know what’s better than a joystick on a mouse? Two joysticks! Especially when one of those consists of the upper shell of…
