HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Map of the Universe Sculpture
This small crystal sculpture represents just the portions of the universe we’ve been able to observe using data from the 2dF Galaxy Redshift…
Scotch Infused Toothpicks
Savor the subtle flavor of a single malt scotch with these infused toothpicks. Any guy will appreciate the smokey flavor with hints of…
Stranger Things Polaroid Camera
If you love Stranger Things you’ll love snapping photos on this Stranger Things Polaroid camera. This will make the ultimate accessory for your…
Handmade Bone Die
These aren’t your bog-standard cheap plastic dice. These hand-crafted dice are made in the traditional fashion, out of genuine cow bone. Not only…
iCufflinks
Be king of the nerds with these very unique cufflinks that light up. The iCufflinks have power lights on them that slowly glow…
Numi Tea By Mood Gift Set
Feeling a certain way? Numi’s Tea By Mood set has you covered with eight organic flavors to match every vibe, from bold black…
Fly Swatter Sword
Get revenge on those annoying flies in your house with this sword fly swatter. Shaped like a sword you’ll have full control over…
Micro Bottle Opener
Feast your eyes on the smallest bottle opener known to man! But damn if it doesn’t do a great job! This PiCO…
Make Your Own Bubble Tea Kit
Who doesn’t love bubble tea! make your own at home with this fun bubble tea kit. The kit includes 4 fat straws, tapioca…
Wine Pun Dish Towel
Sip, savor, and bring the puns to your kitchen with our Wine Pun Dish Towels! Whether you prefer white, red, rose, or even…




