HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Boxes In Boxes In Boxes Prank Gift Box
The only thing better than putting a smile on someone’s face is making the veins in their forehead bulge. As they open box…
Star Wars Shower Curtain
The bathroom can be a drab place lacking a touch of color or whimsy. Adding a shower curtain with some flair is a…
Sonos Era 300 Speaker
Surround yourself with sonic perfection using the Sonos Era 300 Speaker! This Bluetooth and voice-enabled gem boasts six strategically placed drivers, enveloping you…
Mr Meeseeks 3D Mug
Any Rick and Morty fan will love having Mr Meeseeks serve them their daily caffeine dose. Best of all the unique round design of…
Massive Hammock
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…
Star Wars Death Star Fire Pit
Star Wars lovers, brace yourselves… The Death Star is here.. and it’s the fire! Seriously. There’s no other fire pit as bada$$ as…
Ninja Star Fridge Magnets
Add a little flair to the kitchen with these ninja star fridge magnets. Great for tossing a note on the office fridge demanding…
Mini Knife Set
Foodie? outdoor lover? or just a lover of miniature things? This tiny knife set is sure to turn heads. From the kitchen to…
Global Warming Mug
Watch our coastline disappear on this temperature sensitive mug. The global warming mug is perfect for a scientist who enjoys a cup of warm coffee in the morning.




