HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Money to Burn Fire Starter
Start a fire and a laugh with these money to burn fire starters. Instead of a boring starter log or newspaper use these…
The Oregon Trail Card Game
Do you smell that deep scent of nostalgia? I do and I don’t think it’s because Martha just died of dysentery. This beautiful…
Cat Paw Oven Mitts
Cat lovers will want to get their mitts on these cat paw oven mitts. These catastic oven mitts will do a great job…
Pu94 Gaming Mouse
You know what’s better than a joystick on a mouse? Two joysticks! Especially when one of those consists of the upper shell of…
Logitech Vertical Ergonomic Mouse
You spend all day on your computer at work so why not make it as comfortable as possible with Logitech’s Vertical Ergonomic MX…
Bose Open-Ear Audio Sunglasses
Bring music with you on a bright day with this unique Bose open-ear sunglasses. They function as normal sunglasses plus have built in…
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this…
Collapsible Kayak
If you’ve ever been in a kayak you know how much fun they can be on a backcountry trip. The only thing is…
Caffeinated Maple Syrup
Sometimes a cup of coffee just isn’t enough and a large stack of waffles or pancakes can induce food comas. Here is a…
Miniature Interactive Chewbacca
Take on the galaxy at warp speed with the galaxy’s greatest co-pilot! This 16-inch plush Chewy will respond to your speech and roar…




