HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Do you have a soft spot (or perhaps a denser, chewy spot) in your heart for corner brownies? Do you appreciate the extra…
Everyone loves OREO cream well now you can enjoy it to the max with the most stuf Oreos. These limited edition Oreos are loaded…
If you work in customer service you’ll love this complaint department mug. With it’s very own number that pulls the ring of this…
We are constantly getting close to crafting a true light saber. A light saber modeled after the ideas from Star Wars. This Laser…
Lugging around a bike helmet can be a pain especially when you’re biking around the city. The fend bicycle helmet is here to…
Tis the season for freezing phalanges! The Zipper Hand Warmer is here for the rescue. Bring it along while hiking, camping, tailgating, or…
If you picked up the iPhone 7 you probably noticed the lack of a headphone jack. The included headphones still have a boring…
What’s better than a little poolside wine time? Floating IN the pool ON a wine bottle whilst you buoyantly sip your favorite vino.…
This Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade is a replica of the one used in the game series. Unfortunately it can’t be used to defend…
Chill your drink with some class. We here at awesome stuff are aware of the whiskey stones, hell we even use them, but…
