HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Power Ranger Ugly Sweaters
Rangers! A giant snow cloud is moving in on Angel Grove! These charmingly tacky sweaters are based on your suits. Take these, and…
Upscaled Lego Mug
Anyone growing up with Legos remembers those tiny little lego mugs. Well now you can relive your childhood joy of creating with this…
iPhone 12 mini
The latest set of iPhones is here and one of them comes in the smallest form factor we’ve seen in years from Apple.…
TMNT Raphael Sai Replica Pizza Slicer
Cowabunga! Slice through your pepperoni pie like a true ninja master with Raphael’s Sai Pizza Slicer. This isn’t just a kitchen gadget; it’s…
Bye Felicia Doormat
Guests of your home will crack up at this “Bye Felicia” doormat. Anyone who has seen Friday will remember Ice Cube saying the…
Color My Boobs Coloring Book
Ever wanted to draw some clean lines on a beautiful bosom? The opportunity has never looked better. The Color My Boobs Coloring Book…
Geometric Luminous Backpack
This unique backpack is covered in reflective triangles that will appear rainbow when light is shined on them. Perfect for visibility at night…
Pen Cap Utensils
Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the…
“My White Elephant Gift” T-Shirt
Everyone at the Yankee Swap will be having a laugh at this “My White Elephant Gift” t-shirt. With multiple colors this shirt will…
Pop Out Wall Outlet
Level up your wall outlets with this pop out wall outlet which will hide your outlets until you want to use them. Just…




