HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Finally a coffee mug for everyday of the week that truly captures how you feel about work. Each mug says “F*cking Monday”, Tuesday,…
After a hard day of gaming on your Xbox your hands are bound to get sweaty. Why not wash them off with an…
Spray the bowl. Spray the air. Spray your poo for all we care. Just take care of business with the invigorating scent of…
If you’re ready to take a big bite out of summer, then this gigantic funny pool float donut is for you. Complete with…
Most people are giving gifts that don’t have batteries included. Be a little different and give the gift of batteries with gift not…
Satisfy your sweet tooth and your dark sense of humor in one bite with Fortunes Against Humanity. Ditch the generic “you will find…
Any ramen lover will crack up at this funny ramen bowl with “I’m a hopeless ramen-tic” written on the front. Best of all…
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
Classy attire is important to any man, respect your stash with this mustache tie clip. Made out of matte gunmetal this stash for…
Sometimes you need to store your files offline or transfer files quickly between computers. The SanDisk Ultra Dual flash drive offers a USB-C…
