HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
The Elder Scrolls Official Cookbook
If you’ve ever thought about how tasty the food looks while robbing the citizens of Tamriel blind, this cookbook can help you satisfy…
Star Wars Storm Trooper Cufflinks
Dress like you’re part of the Empire with these classy Storm Trooper Cufflinks. Officially licensed from the movie this will make the perfect…
Pissed Off Cats Calendar
We can admit it we all know a pissed off cat. Why not celebrate the mad cat mood with this hilarious 2023 pissed…
Amazon Halo Wellness Band
Stay active with Amazon’s latest gadget the Halo Wellness Band! The Halo monitors your activity, sleep, and even your heart rate. Of course…
Mermaid Blanket
Even naptime can be a fairy tale with this cozy crocheted mermaid tail blanket. Curl up in style and add a dash of…
Red Furarri Dog Bed
Give your pet some respect and make him or her the talk of the neighbor hood with this Red Furarri Dog Bed. Never…
Comic Book Frame Display System
Showcase your favorite comics in style with the Comic Book Frame Display System. It’s not just a frame; it’s a tribute to the…
Battleship USB Hub
A fan of Battleship, a fan of more USB ports? well add 5 more USB ports to your computer with this Battleship USB…
Samsung Galaxy S10
Samsung’s latest flagship phone is the Galaxy S10, loaded with the latest tech like 3 cameras and an under the glass fingerprint scanner.…
Electric Wine Opener
There’s no printable word for the rage induced by trying to opening a bottle of wine only to end up ripping the cork.…




