HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Amazon Dash Wand
If you’re annoyed by grocery shopping the Amazon Dash Wand is here to help. With the ability to scan barcodes and speak into…
Beard Christmas Ornaments
Deck the halls and your beard with these tiny ornaments designed to decorate your beard. Nothing will be more festive or manly this…
Silicone Bottletop BBQ Baster
The Silicone Bottletop BBQ Baster will add a new dimension to your grilling experience. Right from the bottle, baste your meats and vegetables…
Newton’s Cradle Fridge Magnet
Everyone loves the classic desk accessory Newton’s Cradle well now you can have those addictive magnetic bouncing balls on your fridge. Especially good…
Succulent Cactus Pillow
Now that you have beautiful succulents in cute planters it’s time to add the finishing touch to your living room with this succulent…
I Turned Myself Into a Mug Morty
MORTY! I turned myself into a mug! Woooo! Everyone knows Rick is always turning himself into crazy things so why not a mug.…
Bird-Shaped Cocktail Glass
Sip in style and let your drinks take flight with this bird-shaped cocktail glass! It’s not just a glass, it’s a statement piece…
MasterClass Membership
If you want to show someone that you truly care about their interests, MasterClass is a fantastic option. With a catalog of courses…
Outlet Wall Plate with LED Night Light
Solve two problems at once with these handy outlet covers! With a built-in energy-efficient nightlight, it’s easier than ever to locate your outlet…
Portal Cake Mix
The cake is no longer a lie with officially licensed cake mix from the popular game Portal. Everyone who has played the game remembers the…




