HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Rolling Measurement Tool
From carpenters to fashion designers, architects to sewists, anyone working with non-sharp or rolling edges and angles can appreciate this Rolling Measurement Tool.…
HyperX Cloud Stinger Gaming Headset
One of the sturdiest gaming headsets available, the HyperX Cloud Stinger brings durable design and luxury to your play sessions, no matter what…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Zelda Hydration Cartridge w/ Straw
Some people might be wondering, “is this a bit too much?” The answer is undoubtedly, YES. But then again who would dare judge…
Don’t Mess With The Mailman Coffee Mug
Your mailman will crack up at this mug with “Don’t mess with the Mailman, he knows where you live” on the front. An…
Collapsible Trunk Organizer
Make sure your trunk is as organized as a soccer mom’s with this Collapsible Trunk Organizer. This heavy-duty box is ready for all…
Water Cannon Turret
In the world of super soaker every kid’s dream was to have a squirt gun hooked up to the hose for unlimited firepower.…
Leaf Sticky Notes
Leaf notes everywhere you go for a nature feel cover a wall in your house with these cute little leaf sticky notes. Maybe…
Keychron K8 Mechanical Keyboard
Bring the precision of a mechanical keyboard to your workspace with the Keychron K8. This wireless tenkeyless keyboard is designed for maximize productivity…
Zombie Beef Jerky
Brrrraaaains, this is the perfect gift for the zombie addict in your life. This green zombie beef jerky is sure to shock just about…