HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
LED Floating Shelf System
Transform your gaming space into a mesmerizing digital world with this LED floating shelf system. This system includes three individual shelves that can…
Sonos Era 300 Speaker
Surround yourself with sonic perfection using the Sonos Era 300 Speaker! This Bluetooth and voice-enabled gem boasts six strategically placed drivers, enveloping you…
Star Wars AT-AT Tape Dispenser
Add this Star Wars AT-AT tape dispenser to your desk to show your victory over the Empire. Any geek at the workplace will appreciate…
Where’s Waldo Jigsaw Puzzle
You’re bound to find Waldo when assembling this massive 3,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. The 32×45 inch puzzle features hundreds of travelers and of…
Among Us Neon Lights
You’ll be ejected from your next lobby if you’re rocking a sus red Among Us neon light on your wall. With 7 different…
Disinfecting Wipes
Cleanliness matters, now more than ever. Disinfecting a classroom, package deliveries, and other objects that come into your home is a good way…
Hoppy Beer Soap
Beer lovers will love bathing in this hoppy IPA bar of soap. Made in the US with real beer these hoppy beer soap…
Zelda Triforce Lamp
Be reminded of Zelda’s Triforce every night with this Triforce lamp. Link can save the day and you can too illuminating your bedroom.…
i-Scream Vibrator
I scream, you scream, we all scream for an I-Scream Vibrator! This delightful adult toy will have you creaming and screaming in no…
Nicolas Cage Face Mug
If you’re a fan of our National Treasure Nicolas Cage this kick-a** mug is for you. Your coffee will be gone in 60…




