HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs
Indulge in the intoxicating allure of a whisky-infused escape without the buzz using these Whisky-Scented Bath Bombs! Elevate your relaxation game as you…
The Unt Mug
Not everyone has the ability to sip some strong joe from the Unt mug. Do you want to be one of those people?…
Shark Drinking Glass
Jaws will sneak up on you in this glass. Hidden at the bottom is a vicious shark ready to bite. You better sip…
Grillbots: Automatic Grill Cleaner
With advancement in years comes advancement in technology. We have vacuums that clean without user input, so why has it taken so long…
Wall-e and Eve Coffee Mugs
Imagine sipping your coffee, tea, or other desired liquid from two of the cutest robots in recent history. This loving pair of adorable…
A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks Calendar
Who wouldn’t want to start their day with zero f*cks. Full of sarcastic remarks daily this Zero F*cks Calendar is the perfect gift…
Weed Stash Pillowcase
Who wouldn’t like to rest their head every night on a huge bag of weed? well now you finally can, this weed stash…
Interactive Cloud Lamp
Add a unique touch to any room with this interactive cloud lamp designed by Richard Clarkson. With multiple color modes the LED lights…
Snuggle Pet Bed
What cat wouldn’t love snuggling in this little snuggle pet bed. Great for cats of all sizes the snuggle pet bed is made…
Giant Jenga Blocks
If Jenga wasn’t exciting enough for you, now you can play huge Jenga. The stacks are now higher (literally) with these huge Jenga…




