HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
USB Wall Outlet
Finally be able to charge all your gadgets straight from the wall! A USB Wall Outlet with actual plugs too is perfect for…
Women’s Libations Cocktail Book
Enjoy beautiful illustrations toasting feminist heroes like Joan of & Stormy and Vermouth Bader Ginsberg. This pun filled cocktail guide has 75 cocktails…
Cat Hand Puppet
Transform your hand instantly into a cat with this hilarious cat hand puppet. Crazy cat lovers will love this set of 5 finger…
Revenge By Mail PostCards
They say revenge is a dish best served cold… We say it’s a dish best mailed ;) See, nothing f*cks with people more…
Baby Shark Sleeping Bag
Kids today will never understand the glory of Jaws when it came out in theaters. Bring it back with the shark sleeping bag…
Fujifilm X100V
Photographers who love to shoot street and have a vintage style will need to pick up the Fujifilm X100V. With incredibly sharp 26.1-megapixel…
Motivational Profanity Pencils
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
Purr-fect Kitty Butt Cookie Cutter
Ready to take your baking from cute to totally hilarious? This 3D printed cutter delivers the purr-fect feline backside shape every time. Ideal…
Legend of Zelda 2020 Wall Calendar
Bring the action of Zelda to everyday with this Legend of Zelda 2020 wall calendar. Any fan of Zelda will love this 16…




