HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Dr. Who Tardis Doormat
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
#FREEFORTNITE Face Mask
Any Fortnite fan siding with Epic games with their fight with Apple will want to rep this Free Fortnite face mask.
Among Us Sus Socks
Any imposter will know the scene of 7 dead crewmates in their ship. These funny Among Us socks are sure to make someone…
Colorful LED Light Up Shoes
Keep the nightlife bumping with these light up LED shoes. With 7 changeable colors and a built in rechargeable battery you can glow…
Remote Control R2-D2
Take R2-D2 home with you! The Star Wars fan in your life will go crazy for this app-enabled droid that shares holographic simulations,…
QuietOn Sleep – World’s Most Powerful Snoring Killer
Tired of your snoring spouse? QuietOn Sleep is designed to cancel out all snoring. This tiny gadget just fits in your ear to…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Nostalgia Aqua 3-in-1 Breakfast Station
Wake up to breakfast bliss with this retro gem that brews 6 cups of joe, sizzles eggs and pancakes on its big non-stick…
Gold Bar Door Stop
Add a little class to your place with this gold bar door stop. Perfect for when you invite guests over and want people…
Joe Exotic Father’s Day Card
Who could ever forget the Joe Exotic saga, if your Dad loves Joe he’ll love this card! With “Hope Your Father’s Day is…




