HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Rekindle your love for tactile typing with the Clicks iPhone Keyboard Case, a throwback to the BlackBerry era with a modern twist. This…
Unleash the power of the sun with the Solar Fire Starter, your pocket-sized partner for igniting blazes with ease. Harness the sun’s rays…
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
Celebrate your love for your city or welcome someone to their new urban adventure with a stunning, personalized city map! Printed on premium…
You used to call me on my cell phone… Hotline Bling has been stuck in everyone’s head for weeks now. Commemorate this achievement…
Add a purr-fect touch of charm to your home with the Kitty in a Jar Candle! These delightful 3.5-inch soy-wax candles come in…
Get some epic aerial shows with the DJI Phantom 2 Vision, with a built in camera you can actually see where you are…
Unleash a storm of bullets upon your drink with the ice cubes in the shape of AK47 bullets, best served the same way…
