HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Ever needed to settle a dispute? Can’t think of a fair and balanced way to find resolution? Try this Russian Roulette Water Balloon.…
If you’re looking to make hot dog shaped burgers the Ham Dogger is for you. This hot dog shaped mold for hamburgers will have anyone enjoying…
Relax in style with 2 friends with this portable triple hammock stand! This incredible device will hold up to 1200 pounds while supporting…
The force is strong in this one. Bring Darth Vader to every breakfast with this Star Wars toaster that burns in Vader’s image…
Bring a little bit of class to the break room with this golden toilet mug. Who can argue with someone drinking their coffee…
bring out the heavy artillery for your wine bottles with this hilarious army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Guests to your home will…
Keep everyone fearful and obedient around you with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This handmade enamel 1.5-inch pin features two back pins…
Bring a bit of Springfield’s finest humor to your floor with the Homer Bushes Meme Tufted Rug! This isn’t just a rug; it’s…
Reload and get chubby with these chocolate ammo candies! Kids will love the safe nature of these projectiles, and I don’t know an…
Embrace the charm of Pelican Town with your very own Stardew Valley Junimo Plushie. This adorable replica, mirroring the in-game giant plushie, is…
