HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Cozy Glow LED Fall Maple Tree Table Lamp
Autumn is officially here, and so is your new favorite table accent! This 2-foot tall lighted maple tree brings vibrant fall colors and…
Waterproof 1500 Lumen Lume Cube Flashlight
Whether you’re hiking in the woods at night or trying out unique photography techniques the Lume Cube is perfect to throw into any…
Unicorn Ice Cube Tray
Bring the mystical power of unicorns directly to your drinks with this hilarious unicorn ice cube tray. With its unique unicorn shape and…
Logitech iPhone Gaming Controller
Turn your iPhone or your iTouch into a real gaming device! Maximize your potential with extra battery life and an easier to hold…
Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to…
Sunglasses with Mustache
If you’re not the mustache kind of man, you’re most likely a child but none the less these slick sunglasses include an attached…
K’NEX Building Set
Does you know a boy loves to put things together and make a mess of the house in the process? The solution to…
Zippo Emergency Fire Starter
Through hell or high water, fire when you need it. The awesome fire starting zippo kit is your best friend when you’re battling…
Gun Remote Lamp
POW! your lights are on, and it only took a pull of a trigger. This lamp looks amazing and you’ll never have to…
Strawberry Cheesecake Kit Kat
Who doesn’t love the taste of a Kit Kat, gimme a break! Treat your sweet tooth to something new with this cheesecake flavored…




