HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
MousePad+: Portable Wireless Charging Mouse Pad
If you’re a worker on the go you know how annoying it can be to plug in phone charger and find a surface…
Superhero Night-Lights
The most stalwart of guardians are here to defend your bedroom with the power of LIGHT! There is a bright spot in the…
Remote Control Flying Shark
Want to annoy your office? Then fly an inflatable shark through the office. It’s easy to sneak up on people and recreate a…
Outlet Wall Plate with LED Night Light
Solve two problems at once with these handy outlet covers! With a built-in energy-efficient nightlight, it’s easier than ever to locate your outlet…
Here Comes Amazon Christmas Doormat
Here comes Amazon, Here Comes Amazon, Right down my driveway! The holidays are upon us and we already know you’ll be having a…
Barebones Artisan Pruning Shears
Any gardner will love pruning their plants with these antique finish pruning shears from Barebones. Designed to have a classic look and feel…
Sriracha Lip Balm
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
Personalized Star Mug
What better way to show you were at Kelly’s America’s Got Talent party than a mug with your face on it. No one…
“Tea, Earl Grey, Hot” Mug
Enjoy Captain Picard’s drink of choice in this detailed mug! With a design based on Starfleet computers’ LCARS interface, this novelty mug holds…
Storm Trooper Piggy Bank
This Storm Trooper is on a mission to save you money. The Star Wars fans in your life will feel the force when…




