HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Shit Out Of Luck Multi-Tool
If you are the adventurous type you may find yourself in situations that call for an item that can help you when you…
Carabiner with Hook
When you need a hook it’s usually hard to find, especially while camping. This carabiner with hook is super useful from hanging a…
Nanoleaf Elements Wood-Like Smart Lighting Panels
The Nanoleaf Elements collections bring a unique wooden touch to your walls that you can control and light up with your smartphone. The…
Canon PowerShot V10 Vlog Camera
Shoot your vlogs with the sharpness they deserve using the Canon PowerShot V10 vlog camera. Designed with content creators in mind, this gem…
Coffee Infused Maple Syrup
Add a coffee kick to your pancakes with this coffee infused maple syrup. Handmade in Brooklyn this maple syrup infused with stumptown coffee is…
Squeeze Pops for Your Cat
Ever notice your friendly feline staring longingly into your eyes as you eat a Go-Gurt or Freezie Pop? They want to be able…
Carolina Reaper Beef Jerky
Ignite your taste buds with the Carolina Reaper Beef Jerky – a mouthwatering snack that packs a fiery punch! Sink your teeth into…
iPhone 11 Pro
Another year and Apple is back with a new iPhone, the latest iPhone 11 Pro features a Stunning Pro Display, A13 Bionic, Cutting-Edge…
SteelSeries Arena 7 Speakers
With their Arena 7 speakers, SteelSeries, the innovators behind some of the most stylish gaming headsets available, is sweeping the desktop speaker market.…
Storm Trooper and Darth Vader Salt and Pepper Shakers
Saber the flavor with these Star Wars themed Storm Trooper and Darth Vader Salt and Pepper Shakers. You’ll be able to show any visitors…




