HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Three Player Chess
2 player chess is for the weak minded, now you can add a 3rd layer of complexity to your chess games with a…
Kodiak Brownie In A Cup
Kodiak Cakes are famous for their pancake mix, well now they’ve expanded to protein packed brownies. These microwavable cups just need a little…
Industrial Edison Lamp
Add a bit of rustic charm to your living room or even office with this industrial looking Edison lamp. This distinct looking lamp…
Star Wars Car Sun Reflector
Show your allegiance to the rebel alliance with this Star Wars car sun reflector, it’s easily the quickest way to get a Wookie in your…
Home – It’s “Where the Weed at”
Sometimes our home away from home is where drugs are located. Hopefully you live in a state where this sort of thing is…
BiteyBox Cat Chew Toy
Give your mischievous kitty a safe outlet for their chewing tendencies with the BiteyBox cat chew toy. Featuring a clever design that captivates…
Fc*k that Sh*t: The Classy Toilet Spray
Spray the bowl. Spray the air. Spray your poo for all we care. Just take care of business with the invigorating scent of…
Kasa Smart Wifi Power Strip
Control all of your devices from anywhere with the Kasa smart wifi power strip. This smart power strip will allow you to turn…
NASA Mars Rover Curiosity Hot Wheels
Live the Mars experience with this 1:64 scale curiosity Hot Wheels toy. The space lover in every child and man alike will love this NASA…
Hermione’s Time Turner
Harry Potter is great for a number of reasons. The beauty, sass, intellect, and savvy of Hermione is absolutely one of those reasons.…




