HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Heat Changing Constellation Mug
Space enthusiasts will geek out over this heat changing constellation mug. Simply pour hot coffee, tea, or even cocoa in this mug and…
Clicks iPhone Keyboard Case
Rekindle your love for tactile typing with the Clicks iPhone Keyboard Case, a throwback to the BlackBerry era with a modern twist. This…
Humane AI Pin
Say hello to the future, pinned right on your tee! The Humane AI Pin isn’t just a flashy brooch; it’s your next-gen buddy…
Pillow Mist
Give your best friend the gift of a good night sleep with this travel size pillow mist. Its plant essences will relax you…
Steam Deck OLED
Level up your portable gaming with the Steam Deck OLED! With its dazzling 7.4-inch OLED touchscreen, you’re not just playing games, you’re diving…
Emoji Masks
Don’t just send emojis over text, wear a large happy smile emoji in real life with these masks. With different masks like the poop…
Classic Cassette Case for iPhone 4/4s
Are you feeling too modern? Do you want to be hip again? This Classic Cassette Silicone Case Skin for iPhone 4g could be…
Manly Axe Coffee Table
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
Avocado Doormat
Give avocados the respect they deserve by giving this avocado doormat a space at your front door. Visitors will love seeing this cute…
Bottle Opener TV Remote
If watching the game and knocking back some brews is you, then this bottle opener TV remote is absolutely necessary for you.




