HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Watching Die Hard is a Christmas classic, well now you can color John McClane’s adventures in the official Die Hard coloring book. With over 80…
Meet Astro, your zippy Alexa-powered pal that patrols the house like a pro. Remotely check rooms, snag alerts on unfamiliar faces or sounds,…
Hop over to your favorite sushi shop with these peg leg pirate chopsticks. Fantastic for the kids who may be afraid of pure…
Finally a candle with a point. As the wax melts you’ll be greeted with a tiny porcelain raptor. Who can resist giving this…
Bring the pixel-perfect world of Minecraft into your real-life space with these pixelated Minecraft lanterns. These 3D-printed wonders capture the iconic blocky aesthetic…
Any knife enthusiast will appreciate adding the CRKT snap lock folding knife to their daily carry collection. This knife features a sharp blade…
Get ready to have a pizza party anywhere, anytime with the Ooni Volt 12 Electric Pizza Oven! This all-electric pizza oven is perfect…
Feeling extra ornery today? Need to flip off the world to blow off some steam? This ‘I Do What I Want Cat Mug’…
The force is strong in this one. Bring Darth Vader to every breakfast with this Star Wars toaster that burns in Vader’s image…
Star Trek has always been about a brighter future, and now you can toast to that undiscovered country in stellar style with this…
