HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Magnetic Light Switch Cover
Store your keys easily right when you get into your apartment with this magnetic light switch cover. Inside this brilliant light switch is a neodymium magnet…
Handmade Bone Die
These aren’t your bog-standard cheap plastic dice. These hand-crafted dice are made in the traditional fashion, out of genuine cow bone. Not only…
Elgato CamLink: Use Your Camera as a Webcam
The Elgato Cam Link is the perfect way to instantly turn any camera into a webcam. 📷 Now that streaming on sites like…
Mega Man Hoodie
Show of your gamer side with this Mega Man hoodie. With it’s 3D helmet design and left arm mega blaster you’ll be the…
Floating Waterproof Speaker
Start the party right in the pool with this portable waterproof speaker. Just sync up this speaker with bluetooth to your phone and…
Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock
Kids and adults alike will love this Lego Star Wars Darth Vader Alarm Clock. At 9.5 inches tall this is perfect for your…
Power Ranger Ugly Sweaters
Rangers! A giant snow cloud is moving in on Angel Grove! These charmingly tacky sweaters are based on your suits. Take these, and…
Rain Cloud Watering Pot
Bring a rainy day to your plants with this cute rain cloud watering pot. Just mount this cool planter to your wall and…
Heart Shaped Egg/Pancake Mold
Do you love protein? This mold does. Give your kids some HEARTH healthy eggs with this HEART shaped mold. Throw some pancakes in…
Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle
Add a bit of stranger things to your living room with this Eleven bleeding nose candle. Just light a red candle stick and…




