HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Hexagon Beer Pong Cups
Has your beer pong party gone sour? Then it’s time to think outside the box. Check out this Hexcup Beer Pong Set. Shaped…
Planet Lamps
Looking for a way to bring the universe into your home? Look no further than these planet lamps! These lamps are made by…
Bourbon + Brown Sugar Candle
With the scent of rich, oaky bourbon and sweet, sugary caramel, you can feel free to enjoy the smells of five o clock…
Super Mario Piranha Plant Light
Just about any gamer will recognize the iconic piranha plant from Super Mario. This Super Mario piranha plant light will bring a bit…
Inflatable Floating Drink Holders
Bring your drink into the pool (or two!) load up one of these inflatable floating drink holders and you’ll be sure your drink…
Magical Unicorn Hood
Be accepted with the unicorns while wearing the magicorn unicorn hood. Great for a night out at a rave or just a house party…
Pissed Off Cats Calendar
We can admit it we all know a pissed off cat. Why not celebrate the mad cat mood with this hilarious 2023 pissed…
Thermacell E-Series Rechargeable Mosquito Repeller
Tired of being a mosquito magnet? Ditch the sticky, smelly sprays! The Thermacell E-Series creates a 20-foot, scent-free force field against pesky biters…
Antique Brass Dragon Faucet
Historically there are no such thing as dragons. Defy history and equip your bathroom with this fabulous and elegant dragon faucet. This is…
Personalized Dog Sweatshirt
What better way to show the world your love for your dog than a personalized dog sweatshirt. Just select your dog’s breed and…




