HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Banana Neon Sign
Add more banana to just about any room with this banana neon sign. If you just want to add something playful to your…
Star Wars Cookie Cutter Molds
Show off your true nerd when you bake cookies for your boyfriend or girlfriend. Everyone likes cookies, but everyone LOVES Star Wars cookies.…
Hot Pink Neon Black Light Lipstick
Sometimes you just want to look flashy as all hell, gurl. Here is your opportunity to hit that rave with style, glam, and…
Don’t Use My Decorative Towels
Say goodbye to boring kitchen towels and hello to a sassy addition to your kitchen with our “Don’t Use F**king My Decorative Towels”!…
Circular LED Chandelier
Add a bit of modern flair to any living room with this very unique and modern LED Chandelier. With it’s very contemporary design…
Heart Anatomy Coasters
Learn all about the human heart with this six piece heart anatomy coaster set with different cross sections of the heart. Just stack them…
Bleeding Skull Candle
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through…
White Paw Plush Toy For Dogs
Your dog has had a tough day we all know it. So why not let them kick back and enjoy their own White…
Trump “I’m Huuuuge” Condoms
Let’s face it who doesn’t want to make a statement in the bedroom, or heck even as a pick up line. These Donald…
Anker Magnetic Desktop Charging Station
Any iPhone user who charges at their desk will love the Anker magnetic desktop charging station. Included is a MagSafe charger on the…




