HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Bamboo Straws
It’s like sipping from mother nature itself. Actually, it is nothing like that, but it is a pretty cool way to take a…
Black Out Roller Stamp
Keep sensitive information secure by blacking out all data using this black out roller stamp. Whether it’s mail, medicine, or an important document…
Tea Drop Sampler
Tea lovers rejoice! This cute tea drop set comes with a variety of teas including, sweet peppermint, matcha, citrus ginger, and blueberry acai…
Dog Selfie Attachment
Getting your pooch to look at the camera for a selfie can be hard, well now harness the power of a tennis ball…
Toblerone Jumbo, 4.5kg Candy Bar
This chocolate bar is not for the feint of heart. It is not recommended to be consumed in one sitting and absolutely not…
Raincheck – Social Currency Cards
It happens all the time. You will invite someone out to eat, but they already have plans and tell you “I’ll take a…
Black Cat Bathing Suit
Rocking a great bathing suit to the pool is always fun. Wearing this black cat swimsuit will be sure to draw an eye,…
Cabbage Umbrella
Give a rainy day some unique flair with this cabbage leaf umbrella. A perfect gift for the vegetarian or veggie lover who wants…
I Love Spreadsheets Mug
If your coworker is a wizard with Excel they’ll love this I <3 Spreadsheets mug. Best of all the artwork on this mug…
Shark Encounter Wall Projector
Enter the wild ocean and experience the great deep blue in your own bedroom! Lifelike and well detailed, this shark projection device will…




