HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Wooden Rubber Band Guns
Shooting rubber bands at your friends is a staple of anyone’s childhood. Well now you can pass down the tradition to your kids…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Bluetooth Speaker
Hailing frequencies open! Modeled after The Next Generation’s iconic NCC-1701-D, this novelty Bluetooth speaker features galaxy-class sound quality for music and also includes…
Vintage Trench Lighter
Ignite your life with the Vintage Trench Lighter – a fusion of creativity and durability. Crafted from high-quality brass, it boasts a unique…
Playstation Vintage Icon T-Shirt
Dress like an icon by putting these iconic icons on! This sweet bit of Playstation apparel is 100% cotton, and machine washable. Just…
Eat. Sleep. Game. Mug
You know the life, and the life ain’t easy. Well, unless you’re playing on easy. The three best activities known to humanity, listed…
Snapchat Ice Cube tray
Perfect for your next Snapchat worthy party, make eight ghost shaped ice cubes especially great for a Mar-ghoul-rita’s and Boo-jito’s. If you’re a…
Doorknob Hanging Memo Pads
No longer forget something when you leave the house with these memo pads that hang from a doorknob. The perfect way to write…
Concrete Brutalist Chess Set
Fans of Brutalism and chess will just die over this concrete Brutalist chess set. Handmade with 16 natural grey concrete pieces and 16…
Gordon Freeman Hazard Suit Hoodie
The perfect apparel for hazardous environments, this pullover hoodie printed is printed with the design of Doctor Gordon Freeman’s iconic HEV suit! It’s…
Magnetic Floating Wireless Light
Sick of the same old bedside lamps? With this magnetic floating wireless light, you can give your space the ultimate wow factor. These…




