HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Bourbon + Brown Sugar Candle
With the scent of rich, oaky bourbon and sweet, sugary caramel, you can feel free to enjoy the smells of five o clock…
Dr. Who Tardis Doormat
Okay Dr. Who fans… Just buy this thing. A great comical piece for all your guests to appreciate and for you to revel…
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Amazon Prime Membership
Amazon Prime is so useful that you might as well be giving someone an entire year of their life back. For many people…
Infected Stress Ball
Relieve stress with the gross and fun disease infected stress ball. Ideal to wade off stress at the office of an incoming zombie…
Magical Unicorn Mask
OK friends… It is time to get magical up in this piece. Embrace your inner beauty by showing it on your exterior with…
Stainless Steel Keycaps
Gamers are familiar with WASD on their keyboard since it’s used for movement in most games. These stainless steel keycaps will upgrade anyone’s…
The Craft Beer Revolution!
This new book written by Steve Hindy explores the advancement and popularization of Craft Beer across the United States. Craft beers have exploded…
Dwight Schrute Bobblehead
Rainn Wilson’s fan-favorite character on The Office is one of TV’s funniest characters because of how seriously he takes himself. That never stopped…
Keychain Sriracha Bottle
Are you a Sriracha lover? Well, this keychain Sriracha bottle is right up your alley! You don’t have to worry about Sriracha-less meals…




