HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Elevate your mealtime mischief with the Mini Toothpick Shotgun! This double-barrel toothpick shooter boasts a sturdy steel construction and is designed for long-range…
Every thinking man is a drinking man, no better way to conceal your drink than with a flask on your belt buckle.
Shake up drinks with some early American flare with this Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker. Different, effective, and overall pretty awesome. Impress your hipster…
Road rage is a most human phenomenon. Next time you’re on the road, why not extend the gesture peace and long life to…
Whether you’re camping or hunting the Wild Turkey fixed blade tracker knife will make a great companion. With an included leather sheath and…
As quaint as it is snuggly comfortable, this pool float designed to uncannily resemble a beer mug will be a great addition for…
Elevate your campfire tales with some poppin’ snacks using this sturdy campfire popcorn cooker! Durable as your love for the outdoors, this metal…
Elevate your couch game with The CouchConsole – the ultimate sofa accessory for those who enjoy snacking while gaming or binge-watching their favorite…
Every fancy dinner party wouldn’t be complete without fancy mustache straws
Battle water rings like a true Pokemon Master with these vibrant Pokemon Game Boy Box Coasters! These geeky coasters bring a pop of…
