HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Rainbow Pool Float
Soak up some sun in color with this Rainbow pool float. With 7 vibrant colors of the rainbow it’s sure to add a splash…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Minecraft Creeper Light
Add a touch of pixelated danger to your decor with this Minecraft Creeper Light! Unlike its in-game counterpart, this Creeper promises no unexpected…
Pet Couch Guard
Banish fur from your furniture! Couch Guard keeps pets off the couch without resorting to shock collars or emotional blackmail. This clear, adjustable,…
Star Wars R2D2 USB Cufflinks
If you have been searching for that perfect geek chic accessory, look no further! These Star Wars R2D2 4GB USB Flash Drive Cufflinks…
Rebel Alliance Tie
A rebel tie? I thought they flew X-wings! Give your formal wear some rebellious flair with this sharp, understated silk tie. With a…
Personalized Christmas Stockings
Bring a bit of funny to the holidays with these personalized Christmas stockings. Whether it’s your face or your pet these stylish custom…
Seinfeld Jerkstore T-Shirt
Hey, jerk! Don’t be caught without the perfect comeback again. The Seinfeld Jerkstore t-shirt will let everyone know you’re witty and quick on…
Tesla Cybertruck
Get ready to zoom into the future with the Tesla Cybertruck, the electric beast on wheels! Think DeLorean meets tank – this isn’t…
The Keyboard Waffle Iron
Why serve boring old waffles when you can have a geeky keyboard shaped waffle. Just bring throw the keyboard waffle iron on a…
Bye Felicia Doormat
Guests of your home will crack up at this “Bye Felicia” doormat. Anyone who has seen Friday will remember Ice Cube saying the…
Hanging Cat Kitchen Towels
These hanging cat kitchen towels are a fur-tastic addition to your kitchen! Not only do they add a splash of color and a…