HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The thing is practically a weapon as is and we apologize for not posting this Noodle Sword sooner, but what is the difference really? Host a small gladiatorial games in your backyard as the summer winds down by placing an order for a few of these bad boys. Hack and slash without permanent damage!
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Chicken Fight Pool Floats
Level up your pool party with these chicken fight pool floats. No need to climb on a friend’s shoulders, with these rafts you…
Unicorn Pool Float
Celebrate summer in style by floating around the pool in this rainbow-tastic Unicorn pool float. Its mythical horn is sure add a touch of…
Kim Kardashian Ass Pool Float
If you’re always keeping up with the Kardashians you’ll love swimming around on Kim’s butt in the pool. Kim’s iconic ass in pool…
Giant Pillow Pool Float
An ultimate lounger is important for any pool. With this King Kai Pillow Pool Float you can comfortably relax in your pool all…
Peel: Ultra Thin iPhone Case
Bulky iPhone cases can be annoying, slip on the Peel for a barely noticeable case. It’s so thin you won’t even realize it’s…
Book Hook Bookmark
Subside your guilt by turning all of your half-finished books into beautifully designed home accessories with these “Book Hook” placeholders. Your friends and…
Bartesian At-Home Cocktail Machine
Make high quality cocktails at home with this Keurig style cocktail mixer. Once you’ve loaded up your favorite whiskey, vodka, rum, gin and…
The Oregon Trail Handheld Game
Everyone loves the classic game “The Oregon Trail” but it can be a pain to play it now-a-days on modern computers. This portable…
Over Door Cat Hanger
Say goodbye to clutter with the Over The Door Cat Hanger, your new feline friend who’s here to help. Perched atop your door,…
Crackling Woodwick Candle
Enjoying the sound of a crackling fire with the unique woodwick candles. Their woodwick create a crackling sound as they burn for pleasure…
Lucky Cat Ceramic Tea Cup With Infuser
Make tea in the cutest way possible with this ute cat tea mug! The mug includes a built in tea defuser and comes…
Scotch Infused Toothpicks
Savor the subtle flavor of a single malt scotch with these infused toothpicks. Any guy will appreciate the smokey flavor with hints of…
Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater
Rock around the Christmas tree in the most daring style with the Bare Chest Ugly Christmas Sweater! This eye-popping sweater is your ticket…
Slice of Pizza Night Light
Fantasize about a pizza man showing up in the middle of the night to deliver you a delicious slice of cheese pizza? Well…