Unlock life’s mysteries, or at least your storage unit, with this 34-piece lock pick set! Become a master of unlocking with pro-grade stainless steel tools. Perfect for sheds, garages, or that pesky gym locker. It’s like having a skeleton key, but way cooler.
Misfortune Cookies
Give someone the gift of misfortune with these misfortune cookies. With these cookies you’ll no longer be getting upbeat messages from your fortune…
Smart Ass University Diploma
With these sassy university diplomas, anyone can graduate to a life of sass. Add a catchy dedication and your friend’s name to make…
Brass Knuckle Meat Tenderizer
Beat some meat to submission with this fantastic kitchen tool. With it’s groved base these brass knuckles with attached meat tenderizer can provide…
Mouse with Built in Scale & Hidden Compartment
Every law abiding citizen should have an easily accessible scale when at their computer. Well, this computer mouse with a built in hidden…
Don’t F**k Up The Table Coasters
Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it…
Balloon Animal Bookends
Ever have a need for a balloon animal with a practical application? IMM Living Big Top Bookend is your answer. Post this friendly…
Money Maze Piggy Bank
Who says saving money can’t be fun? This puzzle box challenges you to complete a game before getting to the contents inside. Use…
Solar Powered Bug Zapper
You’re enjoying some wine with your friends on your patio and BOOM someone gets bit by a mosquito. Nothing will an outdoor wine…
Rubber Band Pillow
Everyone loves rubber band balls but they take hours of work to make. A pillow made out of rubber bands would be even…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…


