Sometimes we need to keep our loot safe. This is one of those times. Check out this adorable 8-bit treasure chest, prepared to contain everything you hold dear. Makes awesome 8-bit sounds and has LED lights for extra glory. Truly a centerpiece for your desk or coffee table. And let’s be honest, you likely need somewhere to hide your ‘stash.’ ;)
8-Bit Mario Tie
For the formal gamer, this stylish silk Mario tie features crisp, clean pixel art based on the sprite from Super Mario World. It’s…
Pac-Man Ghost Lamp
Everyone remembers the ghosts that chase you all over Pac-Man. Now any retro gamer can relish the 8-bit era with this Pac-Man ghost…
Pac-Man Lamp
Who doesn’t love the classic game Pac-Man, well now you be reminded of your favorite 8-bit character with this Pac-Man lamp. Whether you…
The Oregon Trail Handheld Game
Everyone loves the classic game “The Oregon Trail” but it can be a pain to play it now-a-days on modern computers. This portable…
Deal With It Sunglasses
The perfect party shares! The Deal With It sunglasses are sure to show anyone your true thug life attitude. With it’s 8-bit style…
Pixelated 8-Bit Sunglasses
Rock the geek look all the time in your 8-bit world with these 8-bit sunglasses. Mario himself would have to deal with it…
Power-Up Arcade Light Switch
Old school gamers will appreciate this light switch, using a joystick to turn your lights off and on will remind you off those endless nights…
Giant Mermaid Tail Pool Float
Throw in a bit of color and imaginative embellishment for your pool parties courtesy of this inimitable pool float from BigMouth. Measuring an…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Portable Triple Hammock Stand
Relax in style with 2 friends with this portable triple hammock stand! This incredible device will hold up to 1200 pounds while supporting…
Giant 6 Foot Soccer Ball
Kicking around a regular soccer ball can be fun but why not step it up a notch with this massive 6 foot tall…
Handitaur Centaur Finger Puppet
We all want mythical creatures with us at all times, well with this Centaur Finger Puppet you can whip out this godly creature anywhere.…
Collapsible Canvas Wheelbarrow
Looking for a wheelbarrow that’s easy to store and maneuver? Look no further than the Collapsible Canvas Wheelbarrow from Creative Outdoor Distributor. This…
Bose Open-Ear Audio Sunglasses
Bring music with you on a bright day with this unique Bose open-ear sunglasses. They function as normal sunglasses plus have built in…
Bug-a-Salt Salt Shotgun
Load up some salt from the dinner table and start gunning down flies with the bug-a-salt. Be sure to pick up a bag…
Tough Portable Coffee Maker
Brew up a K-Cup anywhere with this tough portable coffee maker. With it’s dust and water resistant body it’ll withstand anything you can throw…