When you’re going for a jog, it’s really important that the people you encounter know that you’re not sitting down at home in front of your keyboard. If you’re not wearing a comfy T-shirt with giant letters on it that read AFK, how are they supposed to know? Well, this shirt solves that problem nicely by informing everyone facing you while you’re out and about that you are, in fact, Away From Keyboard. Glad that’s settled!
Razer Ornata Chroma Gaming Keyboard
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Skull Metal Claws
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly…
Laser Guided Scissors
Make the exact cut with these scissors with a laser sight. Perfect for any arts & craft project or even just wrapping gifts,…
Batman Snuggie
The Dark Knight rises… in warmth with this classic Batman snuggie. Who needs to defend innocent civilians when you can sit in the…
The Butt Towel
Get the perfect ass you’ve always wanted with this Butt Towel. Impress the babes and bros at the beach with a perfectly shaped,…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Jack Bust Bank
Everyone’s favorite christmas character Jack Skellington is now available in piggy bank form! This sharply dressed piggy bank is a great way for…
Homer Bushes Meme Tufted Rug
Bring a bit of Springfield’s finest humor to your floor with the Homer Bushes Meme Tufted Rug! This isn’t just a rug; it’s…
Intex Inflat-A-Bull
You’ve been waiting your entire life for this moment. You’ve spent years training with high intensity; spent hours watching footage of these majestic…
Beddit 3 Smart Sleep Tracker
The Beddit 3 sleep tracker is a simple and effective way to track your sleep. The Beddit just slips under your sheet so…
Sure Fuck Cologne
Because who doesn’t love a sure thing? Hit the town and cause women to race across the street into traffic just to get…
