Sleep, work, meeting, work, travel, socialize, eat, tv, sleep repeat. Admit it life is the same every single day, so why not represent it with the average day wristwatch. A great conversation piece for anyone’s wrist, it’s also a great way of reminding you when to stop watching tv and actually get some sleep on your average day.
Ant Filled Watch
Who would want to tell time when you could watch ants build their colony! With a year supply of ants this ant filled…
Tonfisk Newton Milk & Sugar Set
The Tonfish Newton Milk and Sugar Set is a fine way to serve both milk and sugar, the sugar bowl on top stays…
Winc Membership
Whether a casual wine drinker or an aspiring Sommalier, a subscription to Winc is sure to be appreciated. A grape- er, great way…
Tough Portable Coffee Maker
Brew up a K-Cup anywhere with this tough portable coffee maker. With it’s dust and water resistant body it’ll withstand anything you can throw…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Smash-to-Open Gift Card Holder
Every guy will love smashing this gift card out of its concrete block. The digital gift card inside is good for multiple places…
Hot Pink Neon Black Light Lipstick
Sometimes you just want to look flashy as all hell, gurl. Here is your opportunity to hit that rave with style, glam, and…
Cabin Porn Book
Who doesn’t love beautiful cabins? This book full of cabin porn has amazing photographs of quiet outdoor places. Especially good for coffee tables…
Tiger King Coloring Book
Live out all of your Joe Exotic fantasies wiith this Tiger King coloring book. Stuffed with 42 unique Tiger King coloring pages and…
Gin Advent Calendar
Bring a bit of booze to the holidays with 24 individual drams of gin. One gin for each day leading up to Christmas…