Whose house doesn’t need an eight legged sea creature as a centerpiece. This cast iron octopus is sure to make guests think you’re floating through an exotic sea castle. Its legs are perfect for holding coffee cups or even jewelry in the bedroom.
Iron Dinosaur Paper Towel Holder
This mighty Brontosaurus is made from cast iron to make for a strong, yet charming paper towel or toilet paper holder. The sheer…
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
Inception Coffee Table
Who wasn’t a fan of Leonardo DiCaprio in 2010’s Inception. Especially with the complex time bending and dream hoping it was an instant…
Color My Boobs Coloring Book
Ever wanted to draw some clean lines on a beautiful bosom? The opportunity has never looked better. The Color My Boobs Coloring Book…
Joe Exotic Candle
Finally the ultimate scented candle for Joe Exotic fans. Smells like like a fresh cut mullet, raw meat, AK-47’s and I saw the…
Steampunk USB Drive
If you’re a fan of steampunk this 8GB USB drive is for you. The light up vacuum tube adds an industrial flare to…
Foldable Clear Kayak
Cruise through the open waters with convenience and ease in this fold-able clear kayak from Clear Blue Hawaii. This Kayak is perfect for…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Seinfeld and Kramer’s Apartment Floor Plan
Want to live like Jerry and Kramer? Start with their apartment’s floor plan! Hang this blueprint on your wall to inspire your own…
Drinko Shot Glass Drinking Game
If you have ever heard of Plinko, a game on the Price is Right where contestants can win thousands of dollars, you’ll be…
Manly Scented Candles
If you feel you’re too manly for a candle these manly scented candles are for you. Whether it’s for the garage or living…
Scizza: Pizza Scissors
Looking for a way to slice up your pizza with ease? Look no further than the Scizza pizza scissors! These scissors make sectioning…
Clark Griswold House Cookie Jar
Keep your holiday treats in the quirkiest crib on the block with the Clark Griswold house cookie jar! This isn’t just a cookie…



