Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Grizzly Bear Underwear
Show women you’re a force to be reckoned with wearing these fierce grizzly bear underwear. Next time you get pantsed at school you…
There’s Coffee in that Nebula Shirt
This is the best thing Captain Janeway has ever said, and yes, she really said that. This shirt makes for a great conversation…
Star Wars Operation
Oh no, Chewbacca’s been attacked by Porgs! Thankfully he has a Rey of hope. With tweezers in hand, you’ll need the skills of…
Amazing 15 Celebrities as Disney Characters
Here is some amazing work by Thomas Kurniawan showing celebrities as real life Disney characters. By using multiple images of your favorite celeb…
Jumanji Game Board Replica
Terrify twenty-somethings by bringing out this replica Jumanji Game Board during your next social event. You might get sucked into the board game,…
Norshire Portable Tire Air Compressor
No matter what you’re trying to inflate this battery powered portable air compressor by Norshire will be a great addition to anyone’s car…
Monopoly 85th Anniversary Edition
GPT Roll the dice on luxury with the Monopoly 85th Anniversary Edition, where classic gameplay meets glitz and glam! This isn’t just a…
Orange Starburst 1lb Bag
Ever have the desire to consume a large amount of orange flavored candy in a single sitting? How about an entire pound of…
Wearable Chairless Seat
Tired of standing all day? Slip into this clever exoskeleton-style seat that wraps around your legs for instant support. Adjustable in five heights…
100 Bucket List Movies Scratch Off Poster
This poster contains 100 of the best movies from around the globe. As you start watching through this list of 100 films you…


