Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Dunder Mifflin Sweatshirt
Show your love for the #1 paper company on the planet with this Dunder Mifflin sweatshirt. Perfect for lounging around the house or…
Real Human Rib
Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…
#WeRateDogs Book
Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…
Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan
Do you have a soft spot (or perhaps a denser, chewy spot) in your heart for corner brownies? Do you appreciate the extra…
Penis Tuxedo
The names Schlong, James Schlong. Enter into the world of class and luxury as you whip out your ‘long, dark, and handsome’ for…
Hong Kong Bubble Waffle Maker
For dessert or breakfast a Hong Kong waffle is delicious anytime of the day. If you’re new to bubble waffles you simply make…
Cocktail Grow Kit
Kick your cocktail game up a notch by growing your own ingredients! This kit comes with all the supplies you need to grow…
Mount Fuji Tissue Box
You’ve pretty much got to have tissues somewhere in your house or apartment, so they might as well look pretty darned awesome. Stop…
Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Elewraps: Prevent Cable Tangles
Don’t worry about tangled headphones anymore with Elewraps! Just wrap your cables with these and you’ll be enjoying a new colorful protected cable.…