Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Why not represent the true stench of your dirty laundry with this Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket.We all go through periods of rough stench, be…
Star Wars Lightsaber Heat Change Mug
When you take that first sip of hot coffee in the morning does it feel like you flicked your lightsaber on? Does it…
Rainbow Pencils
Let your imagination run wild with this Pack of 3 Rainbow Pencils. Awe your friends with their unique rainbow pattern. Especially fun when…
Cannabis Energy Drink
Bro, you tryna get high? Caffeine high, that is. Although this drink will not get you stoned like the plant, it will certainly…
Spiral LED Lamp
Add a touch of modern to any room with this unique spiral LED table lamp. With ambient light pouring from each direction this…
Rabbit R1 AI Virtual Assistant
Meet Rabbit R1, your snazzy AI sidekick with a flair for the retro! Rocking a 2.88″ touchscreen and a nifty rotating camera, this…
Apple Wireless Charging Case for AirPods
A small and lightweight option for charging your AirPods that keeps them protected when not in use. Features a small LED indicator to…
Royal Prince Nobility Cape Cat Costume
You already know your cat is royalty so now show it with this hilarious nobility cape designed for cats. Perfect for a photoshoot…
Turn Your Instagram Photos into Temporary Tattoos
Oh Instagram, the pastime for today’s youth, those square photos have everyone addicted. Turn your Instagram photos into temporary tattoos with picatto! Just…
Breakup Bean Plant
Because breaking up with someone via text isn’t impersonal enough, why not give your soon-to-be ex this Breakup Bean kit? Plant the bean…