Dick Belt

Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?

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$19.99

Take your collection of animal skulls and bottled terrors to the next level with this real human rib. Not only is it actually…

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$40.00

Everyone’s favorite doggo filled twitter account is now in book form! If you aren’t familiar with WeRateDogs they rate pups from all over the…

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$12.85

Kick your cocktail game up a notch by growing your own ingredients! This kit comes with all the supplies you need to grow…

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$12.00

You’ve pretty much got to have tissues somewhere in your house or apartment, so they might as well look pretty darned awesome. Stop…

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$24.99

Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…

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