Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Have you ever felt like your brain will literally melt right out from your eye sockets? Well, these guys will get you. If…
In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets…
Finally anyone can shop at their local Whole Foods rocking a man bun. The man bun visor adds a realistic man bun to…
This plumbus mug is now 30% more plumbus! Any Rick and Morty fan will love this official merch. Just pop your coffee in…
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna.…
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…
We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t…
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Trying to ruin someone’s big day? or maybe your pal loves a good gag. Well these abusive balloons are sure to deflate any…
Are you feeling too modern? Do you want to be hip again? This Classic Cassette Silicone Case Skin for iPhone 4g could be…
Make motorists laugh like there’s no tomorrow… The left. The right. Does it really matter?! We’re all going to hell in a handbasket!…
Annoyed that your Apple Macbook or iPad charger stick so far out of the wall? Blockhead is the perfect solution to make your…
They say most electronic devices are water resistant these days. Well, this funny pool float will one-up even the toughest competitors because it…
Mason jars are the new black. Push yourself to the forefront of the home decor game with these handmade mini mason jar light…
Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card,…
One of the most memorable lines in one of the most iconic movies in all of pop culture can now be displayed proudly…
Surprise and delight your best friend with this birthday party in a box! Filled to the brim with goodies tailored to celebrate and…
Take quick panoramic photos easily with the Panono ball camera. Just throw it into the air and at the highest point it’ll snap…
Nothing screams “I am Man” like a wicked sharp axe holding up a table with your cup of extra black coffee you’ve been…
Let’s be honest. We can pretend that drinking beer out of a can is classy, but we would be lying to ourselves. This…
Do you find puzzles too easy these days? Well this super hard 500 piece gradient puzzle is sure to send you into a struggle.
As both a functional and decorative item, the Unicork makes for an excellent gift to anyone who enjoys unicorn novelties. This beer and…
Who hasn’t come across a terrible park job? Seriously does someone really need to take up 3 parking spots with their PT cruiser.…
Ever eat a hot dog and think “hmmm this would be better if it was 40 times bigger?” well the big hot dog…
