Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Draw a D**k on it Book
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
F*ck Feelings Book
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Abusive Balloons
Trying to ruin someone’s big day? or maybe your pal loves a good gag. Well these abusive balloons are sure to deflate any…
Willie Egg Fryer
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
Ick Mug
Are you a giant ick, or do you possess a giant ick? This Ick Mug is perfect for you. Even if you, like…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Offensive Business Cards
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
World’s Smallest Etch-A-Sketch
What is this an Etch A Sketch for ants!, well yes actually. This is the world’s smallest Etch A Sketch, perfect for tiny…
Chef’n ZipStrip Herb Stripper
It is a tedious task to remove the leaves from your favorite herbs and can be quite time consuming. This handy little kitchen…
UrbanStems Subscription
You know what’s sweeter than receiving a bouquet of flowers? Receiving LOTS of bouquets over and over! And with an Urban Stems subscription,…
TCL PlayCube Portable Projector
Twist it like a Rubik’s Cube for instant setup, no stands needed. Dive into 1080p FHD clarity with eye-friendly colors and Netflix right…
Harry Potter Cookbook
Finally you can feel like you’re dining in the Great Hall with this Harry Potter cookbook! With breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert recipies,…
Never Have I Ever Card Game
Everyone’s favorite part of the drinking game kings is now its very own card game! Replace the usual deck of playing cards with…
Cute Cat Night Light
Light up your little one’s nights with this adorable cat night light, a dreamy addition to any cat lover’s bedroom. Designed to stay…
Scratch & Reveal Golden Ticket
Handing someone a printed email confirmation for a surprise trip is pretty anticlimactic. With this gold foil ticket, you handwrite the destination in…
Mini USB Paper Shredder
Add a bit of fun and productivity to your work station with this mini USB powered paper shredder. Perfect for when a coworker…
Storm Trooper Piggy Bank
This Storm Trooper is on a mission to save you money. The Star Wars fans in your life will feel the force when…


