Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Do you like eggs? Are you a big fan of phallic shaped things? Two yolks and a shaft of egg whites make for…
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Get husky with these awesome candle sticks that look like corn, this will look perfect on your Thanksgiving. These candle sticks look like…
Who doesn’t remember watching Saturday morning cartoons in the ’90s while snacking on some Fruity Pebbles? Well, this soy candle will bring back…
Unleash the ultimate party experience with Fear Pong: Internet Famous! This hilariously entertaining game spices up traditional beer pong by adding a daring…
Enter the future of smart homes with Amazon’s Echo Hub. This wall-mountable device features an 8-inch screen and a customizable dashboard, serving as…
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…
We’ve seen it all, bamboo, plastic, waterproof, clear iPhone cases but never a concrete iPhone case. Rock some urban style with this concrete case…
Any dad or sailor will love this mug with all types of knots on it. If you’re looking to learn how to tie…
Roll out this keyboard anywhere so you can jam to some beats, with 16 built in instruments and speaker you’ll be able to play any…
This is the best thing Captain Janeway has ever said, and yes, she really said that. This shirt makes for a great conversation…
Want to spice up your gentleman’s formal attire? These bacon and eggs cufflinks are ideal for the dapper gentleman who enjoys his breakfast…
