Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Have you ever felt like your brain will literally melt right out from your eye sockets? Well, these guys will get you. If…
In the age of social media tweets are often so quickly forgotten about. Well now you can relive any of your favorite tweets…
Finally anyone can shop at their local Whole Foods rocking a man bun. The man bun visor adds a realistic man bun to…
This plumbus mug is now 30% more plumbus! Any Rick and Morty fan will love this official merch. Just pop your coffee in…
Who doesn’t enjoy a day at the spa, well now just about anyone can have a spa day daily with this portable sauna.…
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…
We’ve found the answer to every true pizza lover’s prayers: pizza flavored lip balm. Treat your lips to this chapstick and you won’t…
Do you like laughing at other people’s expense? Awesome! :p Let the games begin! Here’s the perfect outlet to release all your pinned…
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
If you’re looking to add a cockroach infestation to the bedroom there is no better way than this pillow. This pillow shaped like…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Are you tired of letting your feelings dictate how you want to live your life? Even in scenarios where you know better than…
Trying to ruin someone’s big day? or maybe your pal loves a good gag. Well these abusive balloons are sure to deflate any…
There’s nothing worse than going knuckles dip in a cup of milk to get your Oreo cookie perfectly soaked. Well now there’s a…
Add this Star Wars AT-AT tape dispenser to your desk to show your victory over the Empire. Any geek at the workplace will appreciate…
Do you want to be a bear? Do you want to catch fresh salmon out of the stream with your paws and not…
It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know that these brain specimen coasters will wow your party guests. The set of 10 glass coasters…
P is for Pterodactyl duh! This hilarious book contains some of the WORST examples of the alphabet. Any adult will get a kick…
You and your loved one may be miles apart, but this customizable set of mugs is a daily reminder that you’ll always be…
Rock out with your coffee addiction with his Fender amp mug. Anyone who plays an electric guitar will love this unique coffee mug.…
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Half-Life is one of the most epic games of all time and now you can dress as Gordon Freeman with this HEV themed…
Give your best friend a reminder of a special location in each other’s lives. These custom necklaces can be personalized with coordinates and…
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
Tired of getting your hands messy when you want just the whites or the yolks? Love fish? Great… check out this nifty little…
Which side are you on? This Star Wars Light Switch Cover helps remind you to live in Light or Darkness with the flick…
Traditional garden gnomes are nice. But why not spice things up a bit by getting a gnome with some personality? This “ cheeky “…
The ultimate gift for Rick and Morty fans! These personalized Rick and Morty portraits are sure to wow anyone. Whether it’s just 1…
