Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
You see them beautifully drawn inside public bathroom stalls. So raw and inspiring. Now it’s your turn to release your inner dick-Renoir and…
Quick! someone parked like a dick head, luckily they make business cards for that. 100 offensive business cards are included for any douche…
Take a Minecraft birthday party to the next level with this pixel Minecraft happy birthday banner. With 15 paper pennant flags that spell…
Want to spice up your family photos with a little bit of George Costanza? Look no further than this personalized photobomb picture! This…
Bring maximum performance to your desk with the Razer Strider Hybrid mouse mat. Featuring a massive anti-slip base, water-resistant top, and anti-fraying stitched…
Who said drinking wasn’t scientific? Mix up a potion and throw it back! Science is always a great excuse to get drunk and…
Check out this powerful and compact rope light or more appropriately, Luminoodle! It is a portable LED light rope and lantern. It plugs…
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Bring some horror-movie vibes to your daily commute! This hilarious rear wiper accessory turns your back window into a slasher flick scene. Watch…
From BigMouth Inc. comes yet another pool toy of high pedigree in this Margarita Pool Float. Fully inflated, the float is all of…
Control time with the power of…. water? This water clock made by Bedol is exactly what you need if you are in the…
Mastering a new sport is hard, make it a little easier for your kids with this zero gravity soccer trainer. This device will…
