Dick Belt

Available in both light and dark flesh options, these one-size-fits-all masterpieces keep your trousers at bay, but allow you to whip the tail end of the belt out for a guaranteed 12 inches of phallic power. This begs the eternal question: does size really matter?

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$19.99

There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…

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$7.39

You didn’t choose the Boba life, the Boba life chose you! And you can show it proudly with this adorable 100% cotton hat!…

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$17.99

Threaten your enemies with your new ‘arm.’ Playing cops and robbers just got a little more serious. It might actually not fire inflatable…

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$29.95

Light up your desk just like a sweet cup of boba-tea lights up your face! This battery powered light reveals shadows of boba…

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$17.00