Add new life to your bathroom with these cool bathroom accessories. Everything from funny towels to shower curtains, there is something to spice up any bathroom.
1. Fc*k that Sh*t: The Classy Toilet Spray
Spray the bowl. Spray the air. Spray your poo for all we care. Just take care of business with the invigorating scent of pure essential oils.
2. Black Toilet Paper
Afraid to see what you’re putting out? Want to be completely in the dark when cleaning yourself off after a strenuous morning? Check out this Black Toilet Paper. Sure to keep you confused, yet satisfied, when the soft texture ripples across your bottom. Adds an elegant and possibly eerie touch to any bathroom.
3. Zombie Toilet Paper Holder
Whether it’s for Halloween or the pandemic this zombie toilet paper holder is sure to give any guest a scare in your bathroom. Each holder is hand-finished and hand-cast with real crushed stone bonded with resin.
4. Rainbow Bath Mat
Add a bit of color to your bathroom with this incredibly vibrant rainbow bath mat. This fuzzy mat will make showering or taking a relaxing bath just a tad more blissful.
5. Unicorn Soap Bar
Add a bit of magic to bathtime with this unicorn soap bar. Perfect for unicorn lovers or even the kids! This handcrafted soap bar has fruity fragrance.
6. Poke Ball Bath Bomb Set
Sometimes a Pokemon trainer needs a break from catching Pokemon, well what better way than with this Poke Ball bath bomb set. This set of 3 colored Poke balls includes relaxing scents such as cherry vanilla, costal fragrance, and fresh tropical tones.
7. Galaxy Bath Bombs
These bath bombs are out of this world! This set of 9 galaxy bath bombs has 8 themed as planets from the solar system and one themed as the sun. These solar system bath bombs are the perfect gift for any science enthusiast or teacher.
8. Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with Power toothpaste which includes caffeine and it’ll be absorbed directly through your gums as you brush.
9. Tub Drain Hair Catcher
Sick of your hair getting stuck in your shower drain? well the TubShroom is here to save the day. The TubShroom sits in your drain and grabs all the hair so you don’t have to worry about it going down the drain anymore. Unlike regular plugs that go over the drain, TubShroom fits inside, neatly collecting hair around it Time to cleanup? Simply wipe TubShroom off and GO! no harsh…
10. Screen Holder Shower Curtain
Completely addicted to your phone? Never miss a notification with this shower curtain that will hold your a few iPads and even your phone while you’re in the shower. Best of all you can interact with your phone through the shower curtain so it’s perfect to send a quick reply to friends. Or even watching your morning Netflix shows while in the shower.
11. Tide Pod Bath Bombs
You know how great Tide Pods are at cleaning your clothes (and maybe even breath)! Well now you can get squeaky clean and have a laugh with these Tide Pod bath bombs floating in your tub. With a great scent, skin oil, and skin soothing Epsom salts these pods pack a punch. Note: please do not eat these 🙃
12. Butt and Face Soap Bar
Never get the sides of your soap mixed up again with this Butt and Face soap bar. Face written on one side and butt written on the other, so this one bar of soap is a perfect addition to the bathroom. It’s also a hilarious gag gift for your friend who’s always mixing up their soap sides.
13. Waffle Shaped Soap
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not a sweet treat in the shower it’s just a delicious & soapy stack of waffles with syrup and butter.
14. Game of Thrones Toilet Decal
Going to the bathroom is a solitary experience. But who said it had to be boring? Let our Game of Thrones toilet decal make every trip to the john dramatic and epic! Each time you sit on your iron throne, the GOT theme song will play in your head. You’ll ponder season 7 while you go # 2. Nothing wrong with contemplating while defecating ;) It’s the perfect gift for…
15. Star Wars Shower Curtain
The bathroom can be a drab place lacking a touch of color or whimsy. Adding a shower curtain with some flair is a practical and effortless way to spruce up the decor in any bathroom. What better fantasy world to enter into than Star Wars? Our friends over at thinkgeek have two wonderfully colorful and explosive offerings; The iconic New Hope movie poster and John Berkey’s iconic space fight. Perhaps…
16. The Butt Towel
Get the perfect ass you’ve always wanted with this Butt Towel. Impress the babes and bros at the beach with a perfectly shaped, cartoon, ass. Not only will it dry you off, but it will make those around you wet. Truly a marvel of modern science.
17. Blood Bath Shower Gel
Ever wash yourself down with the blood of the innocent? No? Neither have we, but we are willing to give it a go. This bag of type O blood will be sure to get you clean and fresh after a night of debauchery. Sure, you could be using those name brand soaps that kind of work, but they don’t really have the same flare as this Blood Bath Shower Gel.
18. Disposable Shower Drain Trap
Long hair? DON’T CARE! Especially with this legendary tool: the Disposable Shower Drain Trap. Never has it been so easy to keep your drains flowing and your level of disgust in ripping your hair out of them at a minimum. These traps work exceptionally well and are easy to apply and remove.
19. Jedi Bath Robes
These are not the robes you are looking for… Oh wait… These are absolutely the robes you are looking for. You and your man need these robes. Think how cute it will be to get out of the shower and get frisky while draped in Jedi garb. Also perfect for the bachelor who can pretend his life isn’t shallow and lonely when decked out in the finest Jedi linens this…
20. Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Sometimes it is dark and a little bit of guidance could go a long way. This is where the Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper comes in handy. Never feel dark and afraid in the bathroom again. Old faithful will guide you to the promised land with a few satisfying wipes. Great for blacklight parties especially.
21. 3D-Glasses Contact Lens Case
This cute little container will be a great addition to any contact user who is tired of the bland and drab little disks we so commonly associated as contact lens holders. Why be boring? You see the world in 3D so you may as well keep your contacts in a 3D Glasses Lens Case.
22. Poop Soap
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a great gag to play on your family and/or friends. How far will you go to disgust those that you love?
23. Slothzilla Shower Curtain
Every time you walk into your bathroom will be an opportunity to stand with mouth agape at the glory and vastness of Slothzilla. This Slothzilla Shower Curtain will redefine how you shower in the morning. If you have been looking for that shred of inspiration to help you get to work in the morning I think we have found it.
24. Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a line on such a wonderfully beautiful woman. This is an amazing house warming gift for the new nerdy couple in your life. Ladies, you should certainly buy this for your significant other, they might even say “I love you” back with a gift like this.
25. Lay and Go Travel Bag
So originally we viewed this item as the ‘get laid’ and go travel bag, but no… you literally lay it down on a surface and it opens up to everything you would need for a night out – business trip or otherwise. We were a bit disappointed at the fact that it isn’t for that promiscuous man who just needed a quick refresher before going back to his real home,…
26. Antique Brass Dragon Faucet
Historically there are no such thing as dragons. Defy history and equip your bathroom with this fabulous and elegant dragon faucet. This is more of a hydro dragon, as it spews out water instead of fire, but its abilities should not be questioned.
27. LED Color Changing Shower Head
Enter a paradise of warm rainbows next time you clean yourself with this LED Color Changing Shower Head. Truly a marvel in modern engineering. Better than going to a rave and you will become the opposite of sweaty and smelling. Try with your favorite psychedelic!
28. Stack Infinite Soap Bar
Wish you could combine your old soap bar with your current for an infinite cycle, well now you can with the Stack infinite soap bar. Each soap bar is grooved so you can easily merge your old used soap bar with a brand new bar easily.