All the cool cats and kittens out there will love this shirt saying just that! Fans of Tiger King and Carole Baskin’s iconic line won’t be able to resist getting their paws on this shirt.
Real Rock Key Hider
Locked out again? Not on our watch. This isn’t your grandma’s plastic fake-out rock. This is the real deal—an actual granite stone with…
Super Russian Roulette for NES
There’s nothing like a great party game to play with your friends on a drunken evening. Super Russian Roulette for NES is a…
I Do What I Want – Cat Mug
Feeling extra ornery today? Need to flip off the world to blow off some steam? This ‘I Do What I Want Cat Mug’…
Sloth Air Planter
The office or your bedroom this cute tiny sloth air planter will bring a touch of slow to your day.
Machete Spatula
Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a…
Outdoor Tarp Dragging Yard Tool
Dragging heavy loads just got a whole lot easier with this outdoor tarp-dragging yard tool. No need for a team of strongmen, this…
CVS Receipt Scarf
With this CVS Scarf you’ll be rocking the pinnacle of quirky scarves, staying warm and turning heads! This scarf is designed to resemble…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
Pillow Mist
Give your best friend the gift of a good night sleep with this travel size pillow mist. Its plant essences will relax you…
