Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but enjoy the look on the faces of your soon to birth friends. Hell, if someone actually made this product we would certainly post it here, though.
LED Reflective Cycling & Running Vest
Whether you love to run or bike this LED reflective vest will keep you safe at night. With 2 LED strips on the…
Giant Whoopee Cushion Pool Float
“PHHBBttt…” Who doesn’t remember the unmistakable sound of sitting on a Whoopee Cushion as a kid (or even as an ultra unlucky adult)?…
Xbox Series S Toaster
Power up your breakfast routine with the Xbox Series S Toaster, the ultimate carb-loading companion for gamers. Sleek in its black and white…
Mezmotop™- Timeless Spinning top
A spinning top that looks like a falling water drop frozen in time. With the special desktop stand which also serves as a…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Shower Beer Koozie
Getting drunk in the shower just got a lot easier. Keep your beer within an arms reach as you clean your smoking hot…
Stove Top Pizza Oven
Tired of over priced low quality pizza? The same horrible pizza every mass chain in America seems to provide? Step your pizza game…
Barnacle iPhone Mount
Need to stylishly mount your iPhone on your desk or in your car, the barnacle iPhone mount is perfect for catching people’s eye.…
Margarita Cocktail Kit
Satisfy your friend’s margarita cravings with this Margarita Cocktail Kit. Complete with all the essentials for crafting the perfect drink, including glasses, shaker,…
Squid Game Invitation Cards
Fans of the wildly popular series Squid Game will love handing out these Squid Game invite cards. Handmade in Texas these cards feature…