Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but enjoy the look on the faces of your soon to birth friends. Hell, if someone actually made this product we would certainly post it here, though.
Putt Putt Pool
Quit playing pool on a table and golf at a golf course and combine the two with putt putt pool. Just roll out…
Giant Shrimp Neck Pillow
What kind of shrimp fan are you? now you can show the world your love for shrimp with this giant shrimp neck pillow.…
Pickle Sidewalk Chalk
Get ready to dill-ight your creative side with Pickle Sidewalk Chalk! This isn’t your ordinary chalk; it’s a four-and-a-half-inch gherkin that transforms sidewalks…
Electric Wine Opener
There’s no printable word for the rage induced by trying to opening a bottle of wine only to end up ripping the cork.…
Heat Changing Constellation Mug
Space enthusiasts will geek out over this heat changing constellation mug. Simply pour hot coffee, tea, or even cocoa in this mug and…
Finger Crows Finger Puppets
With the Finger Crows Finger Puppets, you can say goodbye to boring hand gestures and hello to caw-tastic fun. These silly puppets will…
Bubble Wrap Suit
We’ve all done it. You get a package in the mail, and the bubble wrap is in the box. It just begs you…
The NoPhone Air
No distractions. No headphone jack. No Wifi. NoPhone is the perfect phone for anyone who is addicted to their phone. Finally a phone…
Funny Ramen Bowl
Any ramen lover will crack up at this funny ramen bowl with “I’m a hopeless ramen-tic” written on the front. Best of all…
Don’t F**k Up The Table Coasters
Let’s be honest, the only reason you have coaster is so that someone doesn’t f**k up your fancy table from Ikea. Tell it…

