Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but enjoy the look on the faces of your soon to birth friends. Hell, if someone actually made this product we would certainly post it here, though.
Solar Buddies Refillable Sunscreen Applicator
Tired of wrestling your kids to put on sunscreen? Meet your new best friend! The Solar Buddies applicator makes sun protection fun and…
Father & Son Pizza Slice Shirts
Let everyone know your child is a slice of the best pie with these matching pizza shirts for father and son. Great for…
Baby Champagne Flute
It’s important to raise your child with dignity, respect, and humility; everyone can agree with this. What the parenting books won’t tell you…
Baby Shark Sleeping Bag
Kids today will never understand the glory of Jaws when it came out in theaters. Bring it back with the shark sleeping bag…
Baby Beer Bottle
Chill your baby out with this beer bottle themed baby bottle (yes this is for milk only!). A great wait to get a…
Baby-Bump Sound System
So this is a thing. Research has suggested that babies are capable of hearing the mothers voice and music within the womb, so…
HTML Book for Babies
Teach your baby how to code websites early in their years. Why not train your child to make millions of dollars by the…
Creepy Baby Masks
There’s nothing more fun than a novelty mask, but these baby masks add a whole new element to creepy. With difference faces such…
Turkey Hat
Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…
Baby Mop
Teach your baby early on in life that nothing in life is free. With this baby mop outfit your little one will be…
Mustache Pacifier
No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache look.
Money Maze Piggy Bank
Who says saving money can’t be fun? This puzzle box challenges you to complete a game before getting to the contents inside. Use…
3D Wolf Boxer Briefs
Do you ever find your crotch howling at the moon? Would you say there is a beast hiding in your pants? Perhaps these…
Satan’s Blood Hot Sauce
Just staring at the bottle puts a fiery glow in your eyes. Pop the cap and you’ll feel Satan’s heat rush through your…
Apple Magic Keyboard for iPad Pro
Apple brings the flexibility of a laptop to the iPad Pro with its new Magic Keyboard. This first-party accessory by Apple adds a…
Aputure MC Video Light
Anyone who films YouTube videos will appreciate the Aputure MC Video Light. This bright tiny light packs quite the punch, with full color…
Shark Attack Bowl
Have a snack, if you dare! Chow down with this shark attack bowl, perfect for your shark week party or even a bowl of…
Bird-Shaped Cocktail Glass
Sip in style and let your drinks take flight with this bird-shaped cocktail glass! It’s not just a glass, it’s a statement piece…
Square Ear Cuff
Elevate your ear game sans piercings with the chic Square Ear Cuff. Gold-plated for that luxe finish, it’s versatile enough for earlobe and…
Gold Lego Bricks
The one piece missing from your Lego collection is 24 karat gold bricks. Compatible with all other Lego pieces this set of 8…
Sonos Ace Headphones
Elevate your audio experience with Sonos Ace Headphones, featuring custom-designed drivers for high-fidelity sound and spatial audio for a hyperrealistic 3D soundstage. Enjoy…

