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Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but enjoy the look on the faces of your soon to birth friends. Hell, if someone actually made this product we would certainly post it here, though.

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$7.29

It’s important to raise your child with dignity, respect, and humility; everyone can agree with this. What the parenting books won’t tell you…

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$23.99

Your newborn will be the hit of the party with this turkey hat. As delicious as a baby looks, add some extra gravy…

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$30.99

Teach your baby early on in life that nothing in life is free. With this baby mop outfit your little one will be…

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$40.00

Introduce everyone to your nerd fashion with these officially licensed Batman mask cufflinks. If you’re a fan of the comic or the movies these will…

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$64.96