Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but enjoy the look on the faces of your soon to birth friends. Hell, if someone actually made this product we would certainly post it here, though.
Hot Dog Toaster
For the maximum lazy, and the maximum efficient, the hot dog toaster can quickly toast your buns and dogs at the same time.
Water Bottle for Dog
Who loves going on hikes and trips with their pup, but find it cumbersome to bring a dish with them so their dog…
Punch’d Energy Caffeine Gummies
For when you need a little pick me up in the middle of the day these Punch’d caffeinated gummies are the perfect treat.…
Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses
Put back that whiskey with a scientific touch. These adorable Chemistry Beaker Shot Glasses will add a touch of whimsy and scientific discovery…
Light Up SOG Tactical Knife
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Playstation Neon Light
The perfect glowing light for a Playstation gamer’s gaming den. This Playstation light also includes a controller to change the color of the…
Godzilla Garden Gnome
Oh look the gnome forest in your garden is under attack from Godzilla! Make sure your garden is defended from gnome invaders with…
Cute Cat Night Light
Light up your little one’s nights with this adorable cat night light, a dreamy addition to any cat lover’s bedroom. Designed to stay…
Kevin’s Famous Chili Socks
Anyone who loves The Office will remember Kevin’s famous chili being spilled all over the office floor. Now you can relive that iconic…
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any fireman.