Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but enjoy the look on the faces of your soon to birth friends. Hell, if someone actually made this product we would certainly post it here, though.
Finger Protecting Knife Cleaner
Clean cutlery easily with this nifty kitchen gadget that will help you clean your knives without worrying about touching the blade. This tool’s…
Transparent Practice Padlock
This transparent padlock is perfect for learning how a padlock functions. Best of all if you have a lock pick it’ll help you…
Homesick Scented Candle
What scent makes you think of home? These hand-poured candles have bottled the quintessential scents from every state and are sure to spark…
Don’t Use My Decorative Towels
Say goodbye to boring kitchen towels and hello to a sassy addition to your kitchen with our “Don’t Use F**king My Decorative Towels”!…
Paper Dragon Mask
With Halloween right around the corner why not get ready by building this awesome paper dragon mask. You’ll need access to a printer…
Massive Hammock
Hammocks are great and all, sure, but sometimes they get tight, uncomfortable, and for a large man it doesn’t always work out. Introducing…
Cabin Porn Book
Who doesn’t love beautiful cabins? This book full of cabin porn has amazing photographs of quiet outdoor places. Especially good for coffee tables…
Hornit CLUG Bike Clip
Most bike racks are giant metal eyesores, but this tiny clip is about the size of a kiwi fruit. It holds your bike…
Stainless Steel Reusable Solo Cups
Say goodbye to single-use plastic cups and hello to the party king of cups! These Stainless Steel Reusable Solo Cups are the ultimate…
R2-D2 USB Car Charger
Take on the rebel forces and low battery life with this R2-D2 USB Car Charger. Have your best pal at the ready and…

