Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but enjoy the look on the faces of your soon to birth friends. Hell, if someone actually made this product we would certainly post it here, though.
PlayStation Icons Light
PlayStation gamers unite! Enjoy the classic triangle, circle, X and square of the PlayStation controller with this unique PS icons lamp. An ideal…
Pie Crust Cookies
Get a box of pie crust cookies to change up your usual snacks. These treats are great for people who want a new…
HYZER Mini Titanium Hatchet
If you are looking to shave weight from your backpacking pack without sacrificing utility, this tiny axe is ridiculous. It pairs a skeletonized…
The Laundry Lasso
Keep your laundry room mildew free with the Laundry Lasso. Keeping your washer door propped open is a no brainer but can be annoying…
Color Changing Gin Infusing Kit
Magically transform your favorite gin cocktail with this color changing gin infusion kit. This kit includes enough ingredients to make 5 bottles of…
Strong Portable Door Lock
Hotel rooms and dorm rooms come with only a knob lock! Not cool! Certain rental properties lack doors with deadbolts as well! That…
I Turned Myself Into a Mug Morty
MORTY! I turned myself into a mug! Woooo! Everyone knows Rick is always turning himself into crazy things so why not a mug.…
Skull Metal Claws
This is as close you will come to becoming Wolverine in the next 10 years. These fantastic 11 1/2 inch metal claws with deadly…
Groot Man Planter Pot
Everyone’s favorite character from Guardians of the Galaxy now in planter form! Grow a bundle of leaves from this little Groot man planter…
Father & Son Pizza Slice Shirts
Let everyone know your child is a slice of the best pie with these matching pizza shirts for father and son. Great for…

