Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but enjoy the look on the faces of your soon to birth friends. Hell, if someone actually made this product we would certainly post it here, though.
Yelling At Cat Meme Couples Sweater
A good couples outfit is always a hit, and they don’t come much funnier than this! Based on the rampant screaming-at-a-cat meme, it…
Giant Taco Pool Float
Taco ’bout an awesome pool raft. Complete with a mischievous mustache and playful eyes, this guy is sure to invite smiles. You bring…
No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror
Sick on a limited view in your rear view, well this should help with a panoramic view for all angles
Hotline Bling Ugly Christmas Sweater
You used to call me on my cell phone… Hotline Bling has been stuck in everyone’s head for weeks now. Commemorate this achievement…
Instax Camera
Instantly share your memories with tiny polaroids using this Instax Camera. Best of all it doesn’t cost an arm and a leg to…
Snapchat Ice Cube tray
Perfect for your next Snapchat worthy party, make eight ghost shaped ice cubes especially great for a Mar-ghoul-rita’s and Boo-jito’s. If you’re a…
Ceramic Cat Mugs
Just about any cat person will enjoy sipping their morning coffee or tea from these cute ceramic cat mugs. In black and white…
Sitting Robot Industrial Lamp
Light up your room with some company using this steampunk styled industrial robot lamp. Built with pipes this lamp is sure to drawn…
Unbreakable Sledgehammer
If you’re breaking sledgehammers you’re probably a serious man. BASH now makes an unbreakable sledgehammer that’s good for 25,000+ over strikes. So if…
Middle Class Problems Hardcover Book
Have middle class Americans totally gone soft? Well, not all of them :p But for the ones that have —here’s a book dedicated…

