Whether it’s a friend or a mosquito this “F**k off” candle will say it for you. It’ll ward away bugs with its citronella scent. Great for the office or patio made from premium ingredients and soy wax.
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$9.95
Library Scented Soy Candle
Add the classic vintage book smell to your reading nook at home with this soy wax candle that features scents of mahogany, oak,…
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$9.00
Video Game Rage Candle
Peace, serenity, and oneness with all beings. These are the things we all associate with online gaming. Or at least, they will be…
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$9.56
Saturday Morning Cartoons Candle
Who doesn’t remember watching Saturday morning cartoons in the ’90s while snacking on some Fruity Pebbles? Well, this soy candle will bring back…
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$16.00
Manly Scented Candles
If you feel you’re too manly for a candle these manly scented candles are for you. Whether it’s for the garage or living…
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$32.00
Terrarium Candle
Enjoy a unique touch to your living room with this terrarium candle. With a tiny cactus or poppy inside your eyes and nose…
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$25.00
Personalized Fart Extinguisher Candles
Whether your dog or husband is constantly stinking up the house just about anyone will get a laugh from this personalized candle. With…
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$22.50
Crying Skull Candle Holder with Brain Candle
Have you ever felt like your brain will literally melt right out from your eye sockets? Well, these guys will get you. If…
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$34.99
Avocado Shaped Candle
Everyone’s favorite fruit is now an incredible candle. These delicious and hilarious candles will burn for about 5 hours and come in a…
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$16.99
New Mac Scented Candle v2
Buying the latest Apple products can be financially draining. Replace your tech addition with the Twelve South Inspire: Mac Candle No. 2, designed…
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$29.88
Hatching Dinosaur Egg Candle
Finally a candle with a point. As the wax melts you’ll be greeted with a tiny porcelain raptor. Who can resist giving this…
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$42.09
Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle
Add a bit of stranger things to your living room with this Eleven bleeding nose candle. Just light a red candle stick and…
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$39.69
Melting Cat Candle
Regular candles are boring, add some flare to your candle arsinel with the PyroPet melting cat candle. Watch as the candle melts and…
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$34.00
New Mac Scented Candle
Who doesn’t love the scent of a freshly opened Apple product, well now you can relive that experience everyday with the new Mac…
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$24.00
Bleeding Skull Candle
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through…
Indian Corn Candles
Get husky with these awesome candle sticks that look like corn, this will look perfect on your Thanksgiving. These candle sticks look like…
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$11.44
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
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$9.90
Poo-shaped Coffee Mug
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
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$14.99
Fire Extinguisher Lighter
Put the flames out (literally) with the fire extinguisher lighter, great to startle any fireman.
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$3.73
Star Wars Blood-Smeared Finn Helmet Pin
Everyone remembers that heart wrenching scene where Finn gets blood smeared on his helmet from The Force Awakens. Now you can wear this…
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$10.00
Playdate: Portable Hand Crank Powered Games
Give your portable gaming addiction a twist with Playdate. This hand crank powered portable gaming system is built by the people behind Firewatch.…
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$149.00
Die Hard Christmas Gift Set
Give the gift of everyone’s favorite Christmas movie with this Die Hard gift set. Included is a custom John McClane plush and unique…
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$22.99
Washable Keyboard
This washable keyboard by Logitech is perfect for those with kids or just the super messy. If you’re tired of prying the keys…
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$134.95
Rainbow Neon Wall Light
Add a touch of rainbow to any room with this rainbow neon wall light. This retro wall light is sure to turn any…
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$74.39
Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket
Why not represent the true stench of your dirty laundry with this Toxic Waste Drum Laundry Basket.We all go through periods of rough stench, be…
Love Mugs
Have fun trying to drink out of these Love Mugs. We aren’t entirely sure if they are awesome, but some sap is going…
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$20.99