Tis’ the season to wish your friend a Merry Fucking Christmas! Christmas not your style? then how about a “Happy Fucking Holidays” card, these beautiful Calligraphy cards come with many explicit twists. For example if you’re sending us a card, you’d need the “You’re Fucking Awesome” card. With a card for every occasion these classy cards will please anyone with a twisted sense of humor. (Warning not appropriate for grandma’s not on Facebook) Holiday collection:
Merry Fucking Christmas
Happy Fucking Holidays
Glad Tidings Motherfucker
Happy Yuletide, Bitches
Cheeky Collection:
Happy Fucking Birthday
You Magnificent Bastard
You’re Fucking Awesome
Congratu-fucking-lations
Nasty Collection:
Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up
Salutations Motherfucker
Fuck You
Fuck That Shit
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