Want to unleash the power of Thor in your kitchen? Look no further than the Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer. This mini version of the God of Thunder’s hammer is not only a functional kitchen tool but also a fun and playful way to take your meals to the next level. Despite its impressive appearance, it weighs in at a mere .59 pounds, making it easy for anyone to wield.
Canned Dragon Meat
Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you…
Crackling Woodwick Candle
Enjoying the sound of a crackling fire with the unique woodwick candles. Their woodwick create a crackling sound as they burn for pleasure…
Tetris Color Changing Mug
With this heat sensitive Tetris mug you can experience the pleasure of finally getting that last I-block while also experiencing the pleasure of…
Not My Job Self-Inking Stamp
Make your stance unmistakably clear to management with the “Not My Job” self-inking stamp. This essential office tool leaves no room for interpretation,…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Joe Exotic For President Shirt
Make America Exotic Again! With this Joe Exotic 2020 shirt, you’ll show your support for the true tiger king. No matter your political…
Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board
It is time for a kitchen upgrade. Slice through rebel troops with great accuracy and precision. This Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board…
Postponed Event Invitation Label
Let’s face it 2020 hasn’t gone the way anyone has expected it to. With cancelled events and things being moved around this hilarious…
Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter
Cruise through your pizza like the Enterprise in space. This Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Pizza Cutter is a must have for any pizza…
Make Your Own Bubble Tea Kit
Who doesn’t love bubble tea! make your own at home with this fun bubble tea kit. The kit includes 4 fat straws, tapioca…
Batarang Letter Opener
Open mail in style with this Batarang letter opener. You’ll be slicing through all your mail in Batman fashion. A COLLECTOR’S ITEM –…