Want to unleash the power of Thor in your kitchen? Look no further than the Mjolnir Meat Tenderizer. This mini version of the God of Thunder’s hammer is not only a functional kitchen tool but also a fun and playful way to take your meals to the next level. Despite its impressive appearance, it weighs in at a mere .59 pounds, making it easy for anyone to wield.
Canned Dragon Meat
Have you ever sunk your teeth into a fresh flank of phenomenally charred dragon? Of course you haven’t, but that doesn’t mean you…
Jumbo Confetti Balloon
Who is having a party? This balloon will ensure your gathering is a ‘blast’. This Jumbo Confetti Balloon explodes into colorful wonder. Kind…
Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece
Feeling like James Bond? Then you’ll love the Ultimate Undetectable Earpiece. This tiny gadget, designed for your inner spy, syncs with your Apple…
How To Tie a Tie Tie
If you’re one of those men who can’t tie a tie, well this tie is perfect, the how tie provides instructions on how…
Solar Buddies Refillable Sunscreen Applicator
Tired of wrestling your kids to put on sunscreen? Meet your new best friend! The Solar Buddies applicator makes sun protection fun and…
Whiskey Soap
The perfect gift for whiskey lovers, this whiskey soap bar is made from Kentucky bourbon for that rich and oaky scent. Made with…
Crap Taxidermy Book
The weird side of taxidermy comes out in the crap taxidermy coffee table book. This weird gift is sure to give even the…
Coconut Opening Kit
Opening a coconut can be a pain. Especially if you love coconut water and coconut meat. This coconut opening kit includes all the…
Double Shot Coffee/Espresso Mug
Mornings are hard, and without a healthy dose of caffeine, the world can be a hellish place, indeed. This Double Shot Coffee/Espresso mug…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Cabin Porn Book
Who doesn’t love beautiful cabins? This book full of cabin porn has amazing photographs of quiet outdoor places. Especially good for coffee tables…