Mouse with Built in Scale & Hidden Compartment

Every law abiding citizen should have an easily accessible scale when at their computer. Well, this computer mouse with a built in hidden scale is the perfect gadget for any working class citizen. Not only does this mouse have a scale, but it also contains a compartment to hide your deepest darkest secrets.

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This product reminded us of those infomercial compilations where people are blatantly dropping, improperly cutting, and overall breaking shit. Alright, so maybe you…


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