Ninja Folding Grappling Hook

Do you find it a challenge to scale 16 foot buildings? Are you tired of walking up stairs and waiting for elevators? Do you simply want to be a goddamn ninja? Look no further and order this Ninja Folding Grappling Hook. Impress your friends with your upper body strength. Save damsels from near death experiences. With the hurricane approaching on the east coast there has never been a better time to hone your skills as a ninja to thieve, pillage, and kick it old school by disregarding laws of civility and morality. Good luck and have fun.

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