Pull the pin on this paracord grenade and boom: 48 survival tools spill out, from fire starters and flashlights to razor blades and fishing hooks. Your go-to for hikes, camping, or just being ready for anything. Snag one as a fun gift that screams preparedness.
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential…
Smartphone Breathalyzer
Never know if you’re too drunk to drive home? well you most likely shouldn’t be driving but with this Breathometer Smartphone Breathalyzer you’ll be…
Apple AirPods
If you picked up the iPhone 7 you probably noticed the lack of a headphone jack. The included headphones still have a boring…
Pokémon Sword and Shield
The latest Pokemon game for 2019 is here! Pokemon fans will love the Sword and Shield on the Nintendo Switch. With gameplay similar…
You’re The Bomb Hot Sauce
Bring a bit of the battleground to your kitchen with these explosively hot “You’re the Bomb” hot sauces! With three flavors including Garlic,…
Go F**k Yourself Card
Have a boss you hate? Tell them you to go f**k themselves anonymously with the “Go F**k Yourself Card”. Shipped with a elegant condom…
Lock Pick Earrings
One of the worst things that you can do is find yourself in a situation for which you’re unprepared, particularly when it comes…
Ferrari 12V Battery Car
Just because you don’t drive a nice car doesn’t mean your kids can’t. Hell, maybe they will even let you take it out…
Seinfeld Quote Coasters
Protect your coffee table with these hilarious Seinfeld Quote Coasters. Each set includes four coasters, each with a different quote from the show.…
Fidget Cube
This practical little gadget, which has received a lot of good publicity over the past few months, is the perfect desktop accessory. Do…
F*cking Weekday Cups
Finally a coffee mug for everyday of the week that truly captures how you feel about work. Each mug says “F*cking Monday”, Tuesday,…



