Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no need for weak and petty office instruments here. It is high time we all respected our push pins a little bit more. These adorable and adventurous melee weapon hilts come with a metal tack to bind whatever information you possess to whatever surface it belongs.
Kylo Ren Lightsaber Room Light
Is there a more comfortable way to sleep at night than under the sinister red glow of a deadly weapon? No, obviously! And…
Acme Weapons Crate
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Zelda Hookshot Replica
Aside from the Master Sword and Hylian shield, Link’s Hookshot is probably his most recognizable weapon from The Legend of Zelda. Now, you…
Pool Noodle Sword
HAVE AT THEE YA SCURVY DOG! How often do you, or did you, beat people across the face with a pool noodle? The…
Insect Pushpins
Pin your papers to your cork board with just a fly on the wall, these insect pushpins will be sure to make anyone…
Minecraft Foam Diamond Sword
Equip one of the most powerful weapons from Minecraft. You might remember the Minecraft pick axe bottle opener we posted, this is something…
Medieval Weapons Push Pins
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll…
Pronto – Fast Charging Battery Pack
There’s nothing worse than being stuck with a dead phone battery. That’s what Pronto is here to solve, with the ability to hold…
Tetris Style Crust Cutter
Throw a little fun in your child’s life and a bit of math too! This Tetris Sandwich cutter is equipped to cut a…
F**K Rug
Say hello to the F**k Rug: a daring and playful way to add some attitude to your floors while keeping them spick and…
Logitech MX Master 3 Wireless Mouse
Tired of using trackpads? Upgrade to the best wireless mouse on the market with the Logitech MX Master 3. The Logitech MX Master…
SpyraOne: World’s Most Powerful Water Gun
Bring the heavy artillery to the water fight with the SpyraOne. This unique battery powered squirt gun compresses water the shoots one strong…
Extra Loud Alarm Clock
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty! If your regular alarm clock fails to rouse you from your slumber, it’s time to upgrade to the Extra…
Fake Seatbelt T-shirt
Tired of obeying the law and avoiding death? Be a daredevil and break rules with this Fake Seatbelt T-shirt. Certain to fool those…
Giant Hamburger Pillow
Why have boring throw pillows when you can have a giant hamburger pillow. Nothing will make people more hungry than this hamburger pillow…
Levitating Bonsai Tree
Growing a bonsai tree is an ancient art from Japan. Well now you can add a little bit of modern to this art…
Pretzel Pool Float
Who doesn’t love a salty pretzel on a summer day. Well now you can rock a pretzel all summer long with this giant…







