Rechargeable Heated Insoles

These Rechargeable Heated Insoles allow you to scale Mount Everest with just the shirt on your back. With three temperature settings and a long battery life you will be sure to conquer cold feet where they stand. It is controlled by a small remote that would fit in any pocket or purse. The next time someone tells you that you can’t wear your shoes to bed just respond: “F**k you, my feet are freezing, but my Rechargeable Heated Insoles are HOT.”

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$49.00

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$19.95

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$19.99