Rechargeable Heated Insoles

These Rechargeable Heated Insoles allow you to scale Mount Everest with just the shirt on your back. With three temperature settings and a long battery life you will be sure to conquer cold feet where they stand. It is controlled by a small remote that would fit in any pocket or purse. The next time someone tells you that you can’t wear your shoes to bed just respond: “F**k you, my feet are freezing, but my Rechargeable Heated Insoles are HOT.”

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$49.00

Avoid winter weather and slips with this heated stair mat. Great for yourself, your parents, or your grandparents. Ensure safety in the most…

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$59.95

Literally like a hot knife through butter – this heated butter knife will pair excellently on your lonely Saturday when you’re posted up…

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$19.95

Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…

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$32.20

Who doesn’t like to enjoy a beer (or three) every night? Why not collect those bottle caps and put them in this beer…

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$75.00