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Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
Pizza Beach Blanket
Why bring a slice to the beach when you can bring a whole pizza! Lounge out on this delicious pizza beach blanket. With…
Giant Donut Beach Blanket
Give your next visit to the beach some dessert flair with this massive donut beach blanket. With a five foot span it’s big…
The Butt Towel
Get the perfect ass you’ve always wanted with this Butt Towel. Impress the babes and bros at the beach with a perfectly shaped,…
Internal Organs Swimsuit
Damn girl…. you have some nice… INTERNAL ORGANS! If you ever want to show the boys your inner person at the beach then…
Minimalist Elaine Poster
Looking to spruce up your living space with some Seinfeld-inspired art? Look no further than this minimalist Elaine poster. This piece captures one…
Decorative Vines Set
Add a whimsical touch to your bedroom with this unique decorative vine set. Not everyone can keep a real plant alive so this…
Washable Keyboard
This washable keyboard by Logitech is perfect for those with kids or just the super messy. If you’re tired of prying the keys…
TARDIS Night Light Limited-Edition Chrome Version
Afraid of the dark after a long night of watching Dr. Who episodes? Cash in your fears with this fantastic night light. Keep…
Actually Curious, Happy Hour Edition: That Happy Hour Feeling from 52 Extra Happy Questions
🥂 Know that feeling you get when imbibing on the cheap and exchanging stories with your friends and coworkers? Well, we’ve bottled that…
Neck Tie Pillow
Snoozin’ in the office just got a little more discrete. Strap up in the morning with your number one choice for ensuring a…
Spikeball 3 Ball Kit
Spikeball is a fun and highly competitive game, and I bet that your boy will love to have a kit of his own.…
Passive Aggressive Notes
Why would you express yourself face to face when you can leave someone a passive aggressive note! With checkboxes like “Learning hot to park…
Can-Do Compact Can Opener
Meet the Can-Do Compact Can Opener: Your new kitchen companion for effortless can-opening. This pint-sized powerhouse automatically grips the can’s edge as you…
Puzzle Piece Cookie Cutter
Cut some cookies into little puzzle pieces for a unique and tasty treat. Let’s face it round cookies are so 2001, time to…