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Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
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$27.00
Pizza Beach Blanket
Why bring a slice to the beach when you can bring a whole pizza! Lounge out on this delicious pizza beach blanket. With…
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Giant Donut Beach Blanket
Give your next visit to the beach some dessert flair with this massive donut beach blanket. With a five foot span it’s big…
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The Butt Towel
Get the perfect ass you’ve always wanted with this Butt Towel. Impress the babes and bros at the beach with a perfectly shaped,…
Internal Organs Swimsuit
Damn girl…. you have some nice… INTERNAL ORGANS! If you ever want to show the boys your inner person at the beach then…
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Darth Vader Ugly Christmas Sweater
I find your lack of cheer disturbing! This hilarious sweater features one of Darth Vader’s iconic lines with a holiday twist. Perfect for…
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Anti-Morning Person Coffee Mug
Am I the only one that thinks mornings suck? Birds singing all loud. Sun rising all bright. Alarm clock shrieking like mad. Yeah,…
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Shot Glass Card
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
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100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings Book
In today’s world it’s important to appear smart in meetings. Most meetings in this day and age are completely pointless so why not…
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One Giant Leap Socks
That’s one small step in socks, one giant leap for mankind. Remember the world’s first spacewalk with these socks that have an astronaut…
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F**K Rug
Say hello to the F**k Rug: a daring and playful way to add some attitude to your floors while keeping them spick and…
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Troll Planters
Trolls are known for luck, and this is your lucky day. You can now purchase the Plantroll (Original Ace Troll Doll With Air…
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Giant Mermaid Tail Pool Float
Throw in a bit of color and imaginative embellishment for your pool parties courtesy of this inimitable pool float from BigMouth. Measuring an…
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Screen Holder Shower Curtain
Completely addicted to your phone? Never miss a notification with this shower curtain that will hold your a few iPads and even your…
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Motivational Profanity Pencils
Get motivated for writing this these hilarious motivational profanity pencils. Each pencil is loaded with a motivational phrase like “get s**t done” and…
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