These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Enjoy some good clean fun in the morning with this NES cartridge themed shower curtain. Super Shower Time is sure to give a laugh…
Enjoy beautiful illustrations toasting feminist heroes like Joan of & Stormy and Vermouth Bader Ginsberg. This pun filled cocktail guide has 75 cocktails…
Get ready to soak your friends in the most unsuspecting way with the world’s smallest Super Soaker! Despite its pocket-sized design, this little…
With 100% of your daily fiber in 1.6 servings this low carb and gluten free cereal will have you pooping like a champion.…
Bring the magic of a narwhal to the beach with this cute giant narwhal pool float. Your summer will be a blast at…
What’s better than a little poolside wine time? Floating IN the pool ON a wine bottle whilst you buoyantly sip your favorite vino.…
Turn your backyard into a bowling alley with this super cool lawn bowling game! These snazzy, high-polish pins aren’t just durable, they’re style…
Turn your furry friend into an Ewok from Star Wars with this costume. Perfect for the Battle of Endor at the end of Halloween.
There is nothing like a giant pizza to yourself after a long bike ride. Cyclists and pizza lovers rejoice for this bicycle pizza…
Everyone loves the classic game “The Oregon Trail” but it can be a pain to play it now-a-days on modern computers. This portable…
