These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Piper Computer Kit
This one is for young programmers and computer enthusiasts. The Piper computer Kit allows you to build your own computer and learn some…
AmpliFi Alien – WiFi 6 Router
If WiFi performance tickles your fancy the AmpliFi Alien will make a perfect addition to your home. With a touchscreen display, WiFi 6…
Freak In The Sheets Excel Mug
Looking to add some humor to your morning coffee routine? Look no further than this “Freak In The Sheets” Excel mug. Perfect for…
Animal Crossing New Horizons Stickers
Show your love for Animal Crossing everywhere you go with these New Horizons stickers. Everyone will know you’re a true AC fan when…
Nintendo Gameboy Dress
Ladies, look adorable while leaving the mouths of nerds agape and drooling. This dress could potentially redefine button spamming and making it to…
Tiger King Jigsaw Puzzle
Relive all of your favorite characters from 2020’s hit show Tiger King. This unofficial puzzle features 500 pieces and custom illustrations of Carole…
Asshole Repellent
There are instances in our life when we can handle complete dicks, douches, and overall ass-hats. Then there are instances where they must…
Industrial Edison Lamp
Add a bit of rustic charm to your living room or even office with this industrial looking Edison lamp. This distinct looking lamp…
White Paw Plush Toy For Dogs
Your dog has had a tough day we all know it. So why not let them kick back and enjoy their own White…
Unicorn Battery Powered LED Light
Bring the glow of a magical unicorn to your bedroom with this LED light unicorn lamp. Powered by batteries this lamp is a…