These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Cowboy Cat LED Neon Bar Sign
The Cowboy Cat LED Neon Bar Sign is the perfect addition to any cat-loving, Wild West enthusiast’s home decor. This chubby cowboy cat…
Wesn Microblade
The Wesn Microblade packs a punch despite its small size. Don’t let its tiny house-key size fool you – it’s made from high…
Meow The Book for Cats
Only one word can describe the perspective of a cap. Meow the book is loaded with one word and one word only, that…
Flat Tom Stair Rug
Who doesn’t love to see Tom from Tom & Jerry be bested! This hilarious “Flat Cat Rug” shows Tom flat as a board…
Levitating Cloud Lamp
Adding this magnetically levitating ambient Cloud Lamp is sure to give any living room a designer touch. The cloud’s built in lighting and…
Baby Yoda Plush Doll
With the massive success of baby Yoda there is a need for official Star Wars Merch. Well it’s finally here (sort of) coming…
Swiveling Wall Charger
Nearly everyone has to charge with USB at this point. Upgrade any outlet with this swiveling wall charger that lets you charge 3…
Middle Finger Mug
Unwanted house guest? just serve them some fresh brewed coffee in this middle finger mug. Right when they finish their coffee you can…
Collapsible 6-Person Bench
Bring the whole gang to the camping trip with this 6-person curbed bench seat. Great for camping, sports games, or a relaxing day…
Batman Snuggie
The Dark Knight rises… in warmth with this classic Batman snuggie. Who needs to defend innocent civilians when you can sit in the…