These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
CRKT Snap Lock Folding Knife
Any knife enthusiast will appreciate adding the CRKT snap lock folding knife to their daily carry collection. This knife features a sharp blade…
Carma Sutra: Auto-Erotic Handbook
Making sweet love in your vehicle just got a lot easier (and a lot more adventurous). Increase your sex drive and prove to…
Minimalist Elaine Poster
Looking to spruce up your living space with some Seinfeld-inspired art? Look no further than this minimalist Elaine poster. This piece captures one…
“I’m Playing Fortnite” Socks
We all know someone who plays Fortnite way too much, these Fortnite socks are sure to make the perfect gift for a Fortnite…
Razer Nommo Chroma Speakers
If there’s two things PC gamers love, it’s options, and quality. Razer’s formidable speakers provide exactly that, with a unique speaker drivers made…
Boxes In Boxes In Boxes Prank Gift Box
The only thing better than putting a smile on someone’s face is making the veins in their forehead bulge. As they open box…
Motorized Pool Lounger
Cruise the swimming pool or lake with this. motorized pool lounger. Its dual 66w motors are powered by 12 D batteries. The pool…
Giant American Flag Pool Float
Bust out your guns and flex for ‘Merica. Let your freedom ring on this American flag inflatable pool raft. Perfect for the Fourth…
The Laundry Lasso
Keep your laundry room mildew free with the Laundry Lasso. Keeping your washer door propped open is a no brainer but can be annoying…
Storm Trooper Piggy Bank
This Storm Trooper is on a mission to save you money. The Star Wars fans in your life will feel the force when…


