These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener
Looking for a knife sharpener that’s sharp as a tack? Look no further than the HORL Original Rolling Knife Sharpener! This German-made tool…
How to Live with a Huge Penis Book
This is the ultimate coffee table book for any bachelor. Let any visitor to your home know the struggles of your well endowed…
Rick Sanchez 3D Mug
Finally Rick Sanchez in mug form, this three dimensional ceramic mug is the perfect gift for any Rick and Morty fan. If it’s…
Unicorn Neon Light
Add a touch of magic to any office or living room with this unicorn neon light. This easy to mount neon light will give…
Serenity Stone Pillows
Bring serenity to your yoga space with theseserenity stone floor pillows. These plushy pillows can be used as yoga props or just as…
Handheld Retro Game Console Phone Case
Add a bit of retro gaming to your iPhone with this unique GameBoy phone case. The case includes a rechargeable battery, screen, and…
Succulent Cactus Pillow
Now that you have beautiful succulents in cute planters it’s time to add the finishing touch to your living room with this succulent…
Personalized American Dog Portrait
Give your dog a presidential portrait that would even make Bark Obama proud. This custom pup portrait is sure to make your dog…
Duckey Keycaps
Quack up your typing game with Duckeys, the adorable keycap charms for your keyboard! Swap out that plain old keycap for a Duckey…
Pimple Popping Toy
Satisfy your odd obsession of popping pimples with this pimple popping toy. This rubber toy simulates the feel of popping a pimple with…


