These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Binary Love Keyring
Afraid to say ‘I love you’ to that special person? Do it in code and ensure that they will have no clue what…
Pineapple Express Stash Pillowcase
Anyone who loves Pineapple Express will know all about this massive stash. This realistic looking pillow case made to look like a giant…
Seinfeld and Kramer’s Apartment Floor Plan
Want to live like Jerry and Kramer? Start with their apartment’s floor plan! Hang this blueprint on your wall to inspire your own…
Gamma Ray Blue Light Blocking Gaming Glasses
Gamers are winners and legends, but the best way to continue being a superhuman is to take care of your needs as a…
Blue Balloon Dog Bank
Make saving money fun and add some pizzazz to any room with this Jeff Koons inspired metallic balloon dog bank. Sleek and playful…
Among Us Friends T-Shirt
Every fan of Among Us loves meeting up with their crew online to find the Impostor. This shirt features a crossover of Among…
Stubby Strip Drink Tote
How have we only found out about the most convenient drink carrying device in the world? The Stubby Strip is the ultimate can…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Batman Car Booster Seat
For the ultimate baby Batman fan, this will have any kid styling while sitting in the back seat. It also has two spots…


