These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Unicorn Piggy Bank
Add a little glitter and whimsy to your child’s room with this hand-painted unicorn bank. Watch your progress through the transparent cover; you’ll…
Bolt with Hidden Compartment
Store your money or illegal substances so effectively that you yourself may never find them again. This Bolt with Hidden Compartment is great…
3D Wolf Boxer Briefs
Do you ever find your crotch howling at the moon? Would you say there is a beast hiding in your pants? Perhaps these…
I Love Tits Bird Mug
What better way to say you love tits than with a mug covered in them. By tits of course we mean the majestic…
Stainless Steel Whiskey Stones
Every avid whiskey drinker has a set of whiskey stones to chill their drinks. If you’re sick of the stones these stainless steel…
Honeycomb Shelves
Building a unique office or room in the house? These honeycomb shelves will make a very uncommon mark on just about any room. Showing…
Boba Fett Neon Sign
Boba Fett is all the rage so why not include him in your man cave decor! Any Star Wars fan will approve of…
Razer Kiyo Pro Ultra
With AI-powered imaging and 4K resolution, the Razer Kiyo Pro Ultra will look and feel like you’re the star of your own film.…
Floppy Disk Coffee Table
You’re a child of the 90’s if you remember those vintage floppy disks. Luckily this table contains more than 1.44mb with it’s sneaky…
Cast Iron Octopus Table Topper
Whose house doesn’t need an eight legged sea creature as a centerpiece. This cast iron octopus is sure to make guests think you’re…


