These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
“This Many” Birthday Card
This card will work for anyone’s birthday (unless they are over 100 years old), just get a yellow colored pencil and fill in…
Ring Smart Home Security System
Dump your traditional security company with Ring’s smart home security system. Get alerts when any window or door in your house is opened or…
Moment: Anamorphic Lens, Filters, & Cases for Drones
Dedicated filmmakers will find these drone accessories by Moment incredibly useful in their workflow. This includes high quality ND filters and most importantly…
Here Comes Amazon Christmas Doormat
Here comes Amazon, Here Comes Amazon, Right down my driveway! The holidays are upon us and we already know you’ll be having a…
Pimple Popping Toy
Satisfy your odd obsession of popping pimples with this pimple popping toy. This rubber toy simulates the feel of popping a pimple with…
Doge Mask
Wow such excite! This doge mask will bring much joy to all parties. The perfect mask to engage in long stares to the…
Ferrari 12V Battery Car
Just because you don’t drive a nice car doesn’t mean your kids can’t. Hell, maybe they will even let you take it out…
Seinfeld and Kramer’s Apartment Floor Plan
Want to live like Jerry and Kramer? Start with their apartment’s floor plan! Hang this blueprint on your wall to inspire your own…
Skull and Crossbones Ice Cube Tray
Ahoy mateys! Add some pirate flair to your drinks with this Skull and Crossbones Ice Cube Tray. Each tray makes 4 skull and…
Caffeinated Toothpaste
If you love a morning cup of coffee you’ll love getting caffeinated with this toothpaste. Just brush your teeth in the morning with…