These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Personalized Star Mug
What better way to show you were at Kelly’s America’s Got Talent party than a mug with your face on it. No one…
Smash-to-Open Gift Card Holder
Every guy will love smashing this gift card out of its concrete block. The digital gift card inside is good for multiple places…
3D Infinity Mirror Table Lamp
Light up your life with this 3D infinity mirror table lamp that will have you feeling like you’re living in a sci-fi flick.…
Tic Tac Toe Drinking Shot Glass Set
Finally, a version of tic-tac-toe where a tie doesn’t make you want to throw the board across the room. If anything it will…
Mustache Pacifier
No one is ever too young for a mustache, and luckily the mustache pacifier will get your infant that rustic mustache look.
Bath Noodles Body Wash
Dive into a bowl of fun with Bath Noodles Body Wash! Transform your shower time into an unforgettable noodle extravaganza. These sudsy, noodle-inspired…
Freshly Signed Divorce Papers Scented Candle
TAKE IN A BIG WHIFF. Smells like freedom, or like depression, destitution, and loneliness; of course this all depends on your perspective. Embrace…
Watercolour Temporary Tattoos
Most temporary tattoos are pretty lame, and run the gamut of boardwalk henna to monkey blowing a bubble. Nothing you’d actually want to…
Cat Battle Armor
If your cat spends any time out in the wild it’s time to level them up with this cat battle armor. Your cat will…
A Daily Dose of Zero F*cks Calendar
Who wouldn’t want to start their day with zero f*cks. Full of sarcastic remarks daily this Zero F*cks Calendar is the perfect gift…


