These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Chug N’ Plug: Shotgunning Beer Tool
Chug a beer like a pro when you have the Chug n’ Plug Beer Chugging Keychain. Securing and fastening into place, this drinking…
Half Gallon Motivational Water Bottle
Make Hydration A Priority- Whether you are an athlete or simply not drinking enough water, HydroMATE is for you. Hydration is essential to…
F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt
Have a friend who is a master of the kitchen? They’ll crack up at this oven mitt with “This is F**king Delicious” printed…
Amazon Smart Plug
If you have an Alexa device you’ll want Amazon’s latest offering a smart plug! No more fiddling around with 3rd party devices with…
Meme Magnets
Slap a photo on the fridge and make some meme magic happen with these meme fridge magnets. You’ll finally be able to have…
Ninja Hoodie
The world is only getting more dangerous. What reason do you have to NOT be equipped and ready for hand to hand combat?…
Pennywise Balloon Lamp
Any fan of the IT series will love this Pennywise balloon lamp. Perfect for Halloween or anytime fo the year this glowing red…
RTX 3080 Mechanical Keycap
If you have an Nvidia RTX card, you’ll want to cherish that fact…savor it…FLAUNT it! With this super cool-looking key cap, you can…
Olloclip iPhone 4/4s Camera Lens
Ever wanted better photos from your iPhone? well the Olloclip iPhone lens will help with macro or wide angle shots.
Handheld Super Mario Bros
Celebrate 35 years of the most influential game in history with this special commemorative Game and Watch! With the original Super Mario Bros.…