These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Looking for a way to provide your furry friend an easy way to access fresh water at the push of a paw? This…
Who wouldn’t want to start their day with zero f*cks. Full of sarcastic remarks daily this Zero F*cks Calendar is the perfect gift…
These playing cards are sure to be a royal flush with kids or even the poker gang. What’s to hate! sized at a whopping…
Add a touch of light to your bedroom or office with this adjustable dinosaur lamp. The head of this little prehistoric friend lights…
60% of the time, it works every time, but unlike the cologne in Anchorman Sex Panther actually smells good, rather than like big…
Jam out anywhere with this wireless smart guitar perfect for music production or even learning chords for fun. The Jamstik 7 and Jamstik…
There’s nothing worse than going knuckles dip in a cup of milk to get your Oreo cookie perfectly soaked. Well now there’s a…
Drain the clip and reload with this Gun Mug. Talk about a pep me up. Take a round to the face and be…
An adorable and friendly way to designate the teacher’s desk, these cute name plates are made from wood, painted, and are available in…
You’re magical, and it’s time the world knows. Kick ass every day when you start it with a cup of joe in this…
