These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Lego Mug
Who wouldn’t want to play with Lego blocks while drinking their coffee in the morning. This Lego Coffee Mug lets you build on…
Personalized Cutting Board
Whether it’s for your home or a new homeowner in your life just about anyone will appreciate this personalized cutting board. With is…
Monogram Cork Holder
What wino doesn’t love showing off their cork collection. Hang this monogram cork holder on the wall or just sit it on a…
Light Camera – 16 Lenses in One Camera
Taking pictures can be complicated, switching lots of lenses and blurry photos. The Light camera has 16 lenses with different apertures and focal…
Quidditch Beer Pong Set
Beer pong is a little too easy for us pros, well add a bit of difficulty with this Quidditch beer pong set. Harry…
Personalized Star Mug
What better way to show you were at Kelly’s America’s Got Talent party than a mug with your face on it. No one…
Pen Cap Utensils
Sick of writing and misplacing your fork, well these pen cap utensils are here to save the day. Next time you’re at the…
Instant Junk Drawer Kit
Transform that pristine, empty drawer into a treasure trove of “I might need this someday” with the Instant Junk Drawer Kit! It’s like…
Inflatable Penguin Snow Globe for the Yard
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…
8-Bit Mario Tie
For the formal gamer, this stylish silk Mario tie features crisp, clean pixel art based on the sprite from Super Mario World. It’s…


