These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Strong Portable Door Lock
Hotel rooms and dorm rooms come with only a knob lock! Not cool! Certain rental properties lack doors with deadbolts as well! That…
Collapsible 6-Person Bench
Bring the whole gang to the camping trip with this 6-person curbed bench seat. Great for camping, sports games, or a relaxing day…
Xbox Geo Rocks Logo T-Shirt
Gamers unite! Show off your love for the green machine with this cozy and stylish Xbox t-shirt. Made from the finest black cotton,…
Snapchat Spectacles v2
Addicted too Snapchat? Step up your videos and photos with the new Snapchat Spectacles v2. The Snapchat Spectacles are a pair of glasses…
Time Magazine Cover Mirror
Who’s man of the year? you’re man of the year with the Time magazine cover novelty mirror. Made famous by the movie The…
Magic Dust Removing Putty
Sometimes it seems like the dirt in your car is just too small and hidden for you to clean it up. But never…
Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Post
Does your cat have an issue with North Korea? Do you enjoy having the funniest conversation pieces in your home? Well this Kim…
Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka
Looking to add some sizzle to your next party? Look no further than Bacon Flavored Potato Vodka! This one-of-a-kind liquor combines the smoothness…
Mount Fuji Tissue Box
You’ve pretty much got to have tissues somewhere in your house or apartment, so they might as well look pretty darned awesome. Stop…
Baby Champagne Flute
It’s important to raise your child with dignity, respect, and humility; everyone can agree with this. What the parenting books won’t tell you…


