Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end. This fantastic self defense tool is also sporting an LED flashlight at the end to light your way. With beating power, stunning power, and a light the Peacemaker nightstick stun gun is perfect for most self defense situations. USE CAREFULLY
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this…
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential…
Attack those cork boards with these mini medieval weapon push pins. With 5 styles of swords and axes and 2 of each you’ll…
Finish a mug of joe with a Shark Attack! Be careful because your lips could be bit off.
Water balloons are easily one of the best ways to beat the heat in the summer. Not only do you get to cool…
Mind over matter gets serious with this Gigantic Coffee Mug. Have you felt as though your coffee drinking has gotten out of control?…
Getting your pooch to look at the camera for a selfie can be hard, well now harness the power of a tennis ball…
Perfect for the Batcave this Batman Mirror will be sure to fit in any comic book fan’s home. With it’s 28 inch wingspan it’ll…
Every geek has memories of their original giant Gameboy. Relive childhood with an even bigger Gameboy with this fridge magnet set. Every Time you…
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Made out of eco-friendly materials this folding bike helmet will keep you safe with it’s cardboard material. No more lugging around a large…
Ohh you so spicy…. Check out this Sriracha Lip Balm and burn yourself with the love of heat. Makes a great gift and…
This holiday card turns into a fucking shot glass, yes… that’s right, a perfect way to oust everyone at a birthday.
Chances are you won’t have to blow into the bottom of this NES cartridge cutting board to get it working. Enjoy being reminded…
Say this meeting is poo with this poo emoji covered button down shirt. One of the most popular emojis is now immortalized in…
After kicking back a few pints you might think you’re holding your beer upside down, nope! that’s just the upside down beer bottle…
Attach the NanoBlimp to any helium ballon to create the world’s smallest remote control blimp. With a remote control you’ll be controlling balloons…
Balloons always add something special to a party and kids love them. You’ll have everyone talking by adding these giant 48 Inch latex balloons…
