Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Sprout, sprout, bring your books out, this is a thing I cannot read without. Remember your place with eco-swag, these sprout bookmarks will…
If you work in customer service you’ll love this complaint department mug. With it’s very own number that pulls the ring of this…
Give the gift every pet lover will die for, these custom pet portraits are made by hand with watercolor. Whether you have a…
Illuminate your nights with a magical touch using these beautifully crafted glass night lights. These hand-blown glass orbs, measuring 6.3 inches in diameter,…
This convenient and warmly colored lanyard, decorated with Animal Crossing’s memorable and diverse cast of villagers, is sure to bring a smile to…
There is a rule on the internet. If you can think of it, someone has made it. To Be A Master: An anthology…
Beer lovers will love bathing in this hoppy IPA bar of soap. Made in the US with real beer these hoppy beer soap…
Unleash your inner educator with a twist of wicked humor! This “Student Tears” mug is the perfect sidekick for those early morning classes.…
With the Outlet Tower, you’ll never have to worry about running out of outlets again! It’s the ultimate power strip for the modern…
For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit…
