Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Every Christmas it’s the same ole crap on your lawn…Santa’s fat a$$. Reindeer. Cherubs. A snowman… But not THIS Christmas! Why? Because it’s…
The LOL OMG WTF wine glass has you covered for any mood you’re feeling. Whether you’re having just a little bit of wine…
Bring the action of Zelda to everyday with this Legend of Zelda 2020 wall calendar. Any fan of Zelda will love this 16…
Let’s face it everyone loves waffles for breakfast. Why not start your morning off right with a soap shaped like waffle. It’s not…
Retirement is everyone’s dream, now you can keep track of every second with this retirement countdown timer. This especially great for a new job and…
An iconic line, and also just a nice thing to say. You don’t even have to be a Star Trek fan to appreciate…
It’s likely you’ve been collecting these virtual Zelda Rupee’s throughout the majority of your youth. Here is an opportunity to make your virtual…
Replicate the original SNES experience with this Super Nintendo USB gamepad. Perfect for playing emulated games on a PC or laptop.
Anyone who has a sense of humor will crack up when they look down at this doormat that says “Nice Underwear”
ANAPHOR™ is an aluminum desk toy that creates a hypnotic whirlpool inside when spun. Just spin it to reveal amazing natural phenomenon on…
