Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Sh*t Show Supervisor Cap
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Zip Blade Tiny Knife
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Batman Twin Blade Batarang Knife
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser
Add a bit of the Dark Side to your next dinner party with this Darth Vader toothpick dispenser or gift it to a geek!…
Concrete Cactus Lamp
If you have a modern desert vibe in your house you’ll love this concrete cactus lamp. Anyone can appreciate the cactus outline on…
Mophie 3-in-1 Wireless Charger
Charger your iPhone, Apple Watch, and AirPods all on one device with the Mophie 3-in-1 wireless charging pad. With a dedicated spot for…
Insta360 X4 360° 8K Camera
Dive into cutting-edge 360° filmmaking with the Insta360 X4, the camera that makes capturing 8K30 and 5.7K60 videos a breeze. This rugged, portable…
Strip Club Cash Cannon
Who doesn’t love to make it rain in the club, your hard earned dollars deserve to be on the sticky floor of a…
Pool Ball Shot Glasses
Bring the party with this set of 9 pool ball shot glasses. Throw back a few shots of whiskey with the boys while…
Cat Hammock
If you didn’t think your cat’s life was easy enough, well now you can make it even easier with the space saving cat…
Thug Life Temporary Tattoo
Are you down with OPP? Well you know me! With this Tug Life Tattoo temporarily on your body you’ll be able to get…
Giraffe Coffee Mug
Love giraffes and love coffee? well if this sweet giraffe coffee cup doesn’t spark your interest I don’t know what will.
Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Why buy the crappy store bought stuff when you can make it yourself? It is a general rule of thumb that bacon is…