Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them off with your weaponized headgear. Designed to be very quickly accessed for emergency situations where you wouldn’t want to be empty handed.
Embrace the chaos of leadership with the Shit Show Supervisor cap, a hat that speaks volumes in just three words. Whether you’re a…
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready…
Become Batman with this twin bladed Batarang style knife. An assisted blade on each side for all of your adventures it also comes…
Say goodbye to boring kitchen towels and hello to a sassy addition to your kitchen with our “Don’t Use F**king My Decorative Towels”!…
Rock out with this NES inspired retro cube speaker. With its directional pad styled controls on the top you’re sure to show off…
Bite down on fun with this set of 3 yoga cookie cutters. Yoga poses include goddess, half moon, and warrior two. Best of…
Go on an adventure with this Rick and Morty light up portal gun. Just shoot it on the wall and hop thru! Kidding…
Safeguard your Nintendo Switch or Nintendo Switch Lite in style with this officially licensed Zelda Protective Case. It features a striking Legend of…
Stay prepared for cold season in a quirky and fun way with this Moai Head tissue holder. Unassuming yet interesting, this unique tissue…
These Black Sclera Contacts offer a mystique that can’t be achieved without them. Incredibly deep black color. Perfect for a costume party or…
Coffee is a beautiful thing. But this hilarious mug is here to make light of its ugly yet awesome truth! There’s no doubt…
There is nothing worse than planning a romantic evening and your stars don’t match your feelings for each other. Well these heart shaped…
What could be better than playing beer pong in the pool with your friends. Just throw this floating beer pong table in the…
