These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Wham-O Hamper Hoops
When you get tired of your 8-year-old boy messing up his room with dirty laundry, this is the toy that you get for…
Subway Wall Coat Hooks
Add a bit of urban flair to your apartment or home with this subway wall coat hooks. Whether it’s for your coat, purse,…
Razer Base Station V2 Chroma
What gamer doesn’t need more RGB at their desk. The Razer Base Station V2 Chroma is a headphone stand that features an RGB…
Set Sushi Sock Set
Sushi lovers rejoice! You can now wear your favorite swimming treats as socks. These colorful sushi socks are sure to turn heads next…
Kramer’s Lobster Shirt
Cosmo Kramer’s fashion sense is out of this world, and his iconic lobster shirt is no exception. This shirt is perfect for anyone…
Magnetic Bottle Opener with Hoop Cap Catcher
Dunk on your friends using a brew with this magnetic bottle opener with built-in hoop cap catcher. Plus it has a powerful magnet to…
Butterfly Cloak
Halloween is coming and you are planning to impress everybody but don’t know what to wear? Or maybe you are just an artist…
NERF Sniper Rifle
Prepare for all-out war! This awesome dual threat blaster has the best of both worlds… Its bolt action canon and slide-action sprayer can…
Toilet Mini Golf
Sometimes you just want to play some putt putt on the loo. With this toilet mini golf course you’ll be able to play…
Stache Straws
Every fancy dinner party wouldn’t be complete without fancy mustache straws