These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this…
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references…
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
It doesn’t matter what age your kid is, they will definitely love a Lego gift. This racing lego toy is not an exception.…
Nobody gives better birthday wishes than Donald Trump, really terric and everyone agrees. Whether you’re a fan of Trump or not this hilarious…
Engage in the fine art of whisky drinking with these Whisky Stones. To keep it classy, for the true connoisseur, there is no…
Nothing shows your playful side like Sock it to Me Ice Cream Knee High Socks. Made from cotton, polyester, and spandex these socks…
Make your little hot dog a comfy boy with this hot dog bed. Mustard not included! You dog or cat will love lounging…
It’s not vanity. It’s just hilarious and logical 😉 I mean, who’s gonna mistakenly snatch your luggage when it’s covered with your precious…
Whether you’re hiking in the woods at night or trying out unique photography techniques the Lume Cube is perfect to throw into any…
So here you are, 8AM, ravenous. Do you really want to spend the little time you have to yourself in the morning frying…
Samsung is back with the latest Galaxy device, the Samsung Galaxy S9 and S9+. Packed with the most modern technology the S9 focuses…
Fantasize about a pizza man showing up in the middle of the night to deliver you a delicious slice of cheese pizza? Well…
Relive your childhood or introduce your children to the glory that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Includes 5 mini figures: Leonardo, Raphael, Master…
Let’s be honest the office can be freezing sometimes, keep your hands toasty with this USB heated mouse pad. It’ll go great with…
It’s 2018. It’s about time you get some sh*t done. With this Get Sh*t Done Mug you can remind yourself of this fact…
Add a touch of rainbow to any room with this rainbow neon wall light. This retro wall light is sure to turn any…
Everyone appreciates a good bartender and everyone appreciates a good app. Combine these two forces and you have one hell of a great…
