These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Razer Stream Controller X
Razer’s Stream Controller X is the pinnacle device for streamers looking to streamline their processes and up their game. This stylish controller will…
Switch Blade Comb
How cool are you? John Travolta from Grease cool? No chance. Do you want to know how to get as close to that…
Death Star Waffle Maker
That’s no moon. One of the most powerful weapons in the galaxy is now for breakfast! Dish out Death Star shaped waffles with…
Stove Top Pizza Oven
Tired of over priced low quality pizza? The same horrible pizza every mass chain in America seems to provide? Step your pizza game…
Bubble Tea Corgi Shirt
Cute dogs and cute drinks: it’s a perfect combination! And if you think so, you can show it with this squee-inducing shirt, featuring…
Dwight Schrute Bobblehead
Rainn Wilson’s fan-favorite character on The Office is one of TV’s funniest characters because of how seriously he takes himself. That never stopped…
Skull Slides
Step into comfort while sporting a spooky vibe with these skull slides. Crafted from a lightweight EVA material, these sliders promise an airy,…
Images You Should Not Masturbate To (Book)
A book with this title is hard not to masturbate to it. Images you should not masturbate to is a challenge for a…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Spice Blend
Cowabunga, dude! Crave that perfect pizza flavor on literally *everything*? Our officially licensed TMNT Pizza Spice is here to make all your meals…
Personalized Cat Portrait
Who wouldn’t love receiving a hand painted version of their furry friend. No matter the occasion cat lovers will go crazy over these…


