These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this…
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references…
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Tired of not know how many calories of wine you’ve had? Well look no further with this calorie counting wine glass you’ll be…
Do you find the act of ‘making it rain’ pleasurable? Have you ever wondered; “Wow, how can I make it rain more”??? The…
If your date isn’t keeping you warm, melt your cold bones away with this light weight Universal Coat Heater. It’s easy to attach…
This is a hat for the ultimate Pokemon master, why shouldn’t it be you? We know you’ve collected all original 150 Pokemon, so…
Playboy has established itself as one of the premiere men’s magazines. Certainly the magazine is praised for more than just beautiful, nude, women,…
For the hipster extreme connect this retro corded phone handset to your smart phone for that old time look and feel. Perhaps visit…
Throwing a party full of hungry geeks? Well serve them some super delicious Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed pizza pies. With 65 unique recipes like the…
Even if your home doesn’t resemble the frozen wastelands of Hoth, this AT-AT storage unit is perfect for striking fear into the hearts…
Trying to ruin someone’s big day? or maybe your pal loves a good gag. Well these abusive balloons are sure to deflate any…
Ok, so this bra is pretty bright and hip, right? Would make the perfect addition to your EDM clothing collection, right? Honestly we…
Cut some cookies into little puzzle pieces for a unique and tasty treat. Let’s face it round cookies are so 2001, time to…
Sick of coasters lying around your house? Well class up your home with these cactus coasters. If you’re trying to go with a desert…
All we wanted when we were kids was an official way to thumb wrestle, well now it’s here with the thumb wrestling ring…
This fantastic device is technically a: Titanium Alloy Tritium Gas Fluorescence Key Chain Auto luminescence Rescue Emergency Light. This title seems excessive, much like the…
Everyone is in love Alexa in Amazon’s Echo, the latest Echo Spot offers all the features you love about Alexa plus a screen.…
