These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
F*ck That’s Hot! Recipe Book
Love hot & spicy food? well, this book for you! Written by MasterChef contestant Billy Law this book is loaded with spicy recipes.…
Camera Lens Kitchen Timer
Taking photos in the kitchen is always a blast, so a great way to remind yourself of photography adventures is with this. Disguised…
Moving Beer Pong Bot
Have you and your bros mastered Beer Pong? Well ramp up the skill level with PongBot, the moving beer pong robot! Pongbot has sensors…
Chihuahua T-Shirt
Aye chihuahua! What an adorable shirt; manly too. Look like the small, yappy dog you are with this beautiful garment. You have always…
Massive Bag of Cereal Marshmallows
Love the marshmallows in lucky charms? well today is your lucky day. Get a massive 12 pound bag of just marshmallows from cereal…
Nomad Slim Power Adapter
Say goodbye to bulky chargers and hello to sleek efficiency with the Nomad Slim Power Adapter! This little powerhouse packs a 65W punch,…
Sneaker Candles
Sneaker addict? This set of sneaker candles designed to look like Air Jordan III, Air Jordan IV, and Air Jordan XI are a sure…
Electric Paper Airplane Kit
Get 30 seconds of air time with a paper airplane with the electric paper airplane conversion kit.
Homemade Thai Iced Tea Kit
Love an artisanal drink, but not the coffeeshop prices? Be your own barista with these all-in-one, portable Thai Iced Tea packets. Just add…
Cabbage Umbrella
Give a rainy day some unique flair with this cabbage leaf umbrella. A perfect gift for the vegetarian or veggie lover who wants…