These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Mega Man Hoodie
Show of your gamer side with this Mega Man hoodie. With it’s 3D helmet design and left arm mega blaster you’ll be the…
Rimable Skateboard
Made with Rimable plastic cruiser, this skateboard will spark excitement in your child. It is a very beautiful skateboard which stretches up to…
Star Wars Blood-Smeared Finn Helmet Pin
Everyone remembers that heart wrenching scene where Finn gets blood smeared on his helmet from The Force Awakens. Now you can wear this…
Tough Ultralight Survival Tent
Roughin’ it has never been so easy with this NASA inspired survival tent. The “Don’t Die in the Woods” tent pack is the…
Quidditch Beer Pong Set
Beer pong is a little too easy for us pros, well add a bit of difficulty with this Quidditch beer pong set. Harry…
Crochet Knight Hat Beanie
Be the hit at any renfest with this crochet knight helmet beanie. Perhaps you just enjoy riding your fixed gear horse around town,…
B-itch Mug
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Giant Narwhal Pool Float
Bring the magic of a narwhal to the beach with this cute giant narwhal pool float. Your summer will be a blast at…
Pretzel Pool Float
Who doesn’t love a salty pretzel on a summer day. Well now you can rock a pretzel all summer long with this giant…
Zelda Playable Ocarina
The iconic instrument from Zelda is here in physical form! Play songs from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time with the included…