These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Brutal.. Beautiful.. Historical.. Before people started killing each other with guns, they did it the old fashioned way. By wielding hand-weapons capable of…
It’s always convenient to have a tiny blade with you, especially for opening boxes or cutting something open. The Gerber Zip Blade is…
If you are literally James Bond this knife is for you. This tiny knife can fit just about anywhere, great for having one…
Ever dream of being a Japanese Samurai? well now that dream can become a reality with the Pocket Samurai. This tiny samurai sword…
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
This tiny crossbow will have you shouting shut up and take my money! Wage war at the office or at home with this…
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Show the seriousness of your real life community posting by stabbing a katana straight through your 9 by 11 memo. There is no…
This handy little trinket will come up big whenever a sharp task presents itself. A perfect must have for any wallet bearer. A…
It’s a knife, IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET, who needs guns when you can have a knife IN A FREAKIN’ BULLET. Okay enough references…
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
There’s nothing more exciting then lighting up a foe before stabbing them, and foe we of course mean raw deer meat. This tactical…
Have a crazy guy following you, well whip out your gun, oh wait it’s a knife. No one will expect the knife to…
Mastering a new sport is hard, make it a little easier for your kids with this zero gravity soccer trainer. This device will…
Introduce your cat to one of the most popular music genres of the decade: EDM. What better way to get your cat integrated…
What more could you want from your hand besides turning it into a beloved unicorn. This “handicorn” will transform your hand into a…
Take R2-D2 home with you! The Star Wars fan in your life will go crazy for this app-enabled droid that shares holographic simulations,…
Add a splash of color to any bath with these beautiful rainbow cloud bath bombs. The cloud shape will release a vivid rainbow…
Throw a little fun in your child’s life and a bit of math too! This Tetris Sandwich cutter is equipped to cut a…
Why not wash your hands with the beast that you just released from your bowels? Incredibly disgusting, but equally as humorous. Makes a…
Our friends over at Firebox have devised a Valentine’s day gift that will provide you with effortless success this Valentine’s Day. If you…
Make sure that people know you’re not just another idiot wandering the woods with this Bigfoot Patrol Membership Kit. At the very least,…
Get the party started with some chill shots. These little freezable gel shot glasses are a quick and convenient way to chill your…
bring out the heavy artillery for your wine bottles with this hilarious army man bazooka wine bottle holder. Guests to your home will…
Bring the magic of a narwhal to the beach with this cute giant narwhal pool float. Your summer will be a blast at…
Any old school geek will remember dial-up modem sounds and floppy disks. Now you can remember popping in the Wolfenstein 3d floppy with…
Sick of coasters lying around your house? Well class up your home with these cactus coasters. If you’re trying to go with a desert…
Bask in the sun while this hunk keeps you afloat. His personable smile and cool sunglasses add to his charm as he holds…
