These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
“I Choo Choo Choose You” Card
Any Simpsons fan will get a kick out of this “I Choo Choo Choose You” Valentine’s day card. Perfect for the Ralph Wiggum…
Luminoodle TV Backlight
Protect yourself from eye fatigue by adding these USB-powered LED backlights to your TV setup! Applying these to the back of your TV…
Fortnite Battle Bus Toy
Find a good drop point with this 13 inch tall battle bus from Fortnite! Additionally the bus includes 2 figures one with an…
Water Balloon Russian Roulette
Ever needed to settle a dispute? Can’t think of a fair and balanced way to find resolution? Try this Russian Roulette Water Balloon.…
Yoga Cookie Cutters
Bite down on fun with this set of 3 yoga cookie cutters. Yoga poses include goddess, half moon, and warrior two. Best of…
F**k Off Soy Candle
Whether it’s a friend or a mosquito this “F**k off” candle will say it for you. It’ll ward away bugs with its citronella…
DJI Mini 2
DJI has brought one of the most affordable drones to the market with their DJI Mini series and they have one-upped themselves with…
Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser
Add a bit of the Dark Side to your next dinner party with this Darth Vader toothpick dispenser or gift it to a geek!…
World’s Smallest Stretch Armstrong
Tear apart a super tiny stretch Armstrong. You’ll have a blast pulling him in all directions, it’d even make a fun stress relief…
Toasted Selfies
But first, let me toast a selfie. Yes, the world is a sick sick place and given this fact some genius thought it…


