These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
Show of your gamer side with this Mega Man hoodie. With it’s 3D helmet design and left arm mega blaster you’ll be the…
Made with Rimable plastic cruiser, this skateboard will spark excitement in your child. It is a very beautiful skateboard which stretches up to…
Everyone remembers that heart wrenching scene where Finn gets blood smeared on his helmet from The Force Awakens. Now you can wear this…
Roughin’ it has never been so easy with this NASA inspired survival tent. The “Don’t Die in the Woods” tent pack is the…
Beer pong is a little too easy for us pros, well add a bit of difficulty with this Quidditch beer pong set. Harry…
Be the hit at any renfest with this crochet knight helmet beanie. Perhaps you just enjoy riding your fixed gear horse around town,…
Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…
Bring the magic of a narwhal to the beach with this cute giant narwhal pool float. Your summer will be a blast at…
Who doesn’t love a salty pretzel on a summer day. Well now you can rock a pretzel all summer long with this giant…
The iconic instrument from Zelda is here in physical form! Play songs from the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time with the included…
