These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.
Tactical Self Defense Pen
Be prepared for just about anything with this tactical pen designed for self defense. With the ability to write on one side no…
Stun Gun Defense Cane
Sleek and effective, this Zap Self Defense Cane is equipped with a Flashlight and, of course, a whopping 1 MILLION volt charge that…
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this…
Self Defense Baseball Cap With Hidden Knuckle Blade
Walk around in confidence knowing that if anyone tries to attack you, you can quickly pull an oddjob on them and fend them…
Stun Gun Baton
Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…
Carbon Fiber Knives
Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…
SteelSeries Gaming Mouse Pad
This gaming mouse pad from SteelSeries is an ideal gift for pc gamers. At a range of different sizes this high quality mouse…
USB Typewriter
How hip are you? If you own a record player and a vinyl collection I have no clue why this isn’t being displayed…
Facebook Like Oven Mitt
Give your freshly baked cookies a big thumbs up with this Facebook ‘Like’ Oven Mitt. This delightful mitt is well designed to offer…
R2D2 Alarm Clock
Do you like to take your Sci-Fi dreams to the next level? Are your kids in love with Star Wars? Well this R2D2…
The Keyboard Waffle Iron
Why serve boring old waffles when you can have a geeky keyboard shaped waffle. Just bring throw the keyboard waffle iron on a…
Butt and Face Soap Bar
Never get the sides of your soap mixed up again with this Butt and Face soap bar. Face written on one side and butt…
The Millennium Falcon Owner’s Manual
Don’t feel bad if you can’t blast off into hyperspace at the turn of a hat, they made this manual for a reason.…
Star Wars Han and Leia Bathroom Hand Towels
One of our favorite lines from one of our favorite science fiction tycoons. Only Han would have the gall to drop such a…
Shark Slippers
Start shark week off right with these shark slippers; perfect for kicking it at home and keeping your feet warm.
Jenga Tetris Special Edition
Finally board and video games combine with this Tetris themed Jenga game. Perfect for the geek in all of us, especially with its transparent…