Self Defense Shoe Lace Spikes

These shoe lace spikes are a great non-lethal tool for combat and self defense. Just insert between your shoe strings and get ready to beat down any meth addict trying to rape your family or trying to touch your magazine collection.

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$15.98

Nobody will be able to mess with you when you have this nightstick with a 6 million volt stun gun on the end.…

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$35.33

Carbon fiber is no doubt awesome well finally they are in knife form. Granted you can’t sharpen them they are still a kicka**…

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$65.00

Show of your gamer side with this Mega Man hoodie. With it’s 3D helmet design and left arm mega blaster you’ll be the…

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$59.99

Made with Rimable plastic cruiser, this skateboard will spark excitement in your child. It is a very beautiful skateboard which stretches up to…

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$39.99

Why are we mean muggin you? Because it’s hilarious!! This B*TCH mug has an estrogenic attitude, and an ornery appeal that will catch…

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$16.95