The minds behind Toy Boarders think children shouldn’t have to make war with tiny green men, and are providing the opportunity for children to enjoy the thrills that skateboarding provide through familiar little green figurines. Make fun, not war, right?
Star Wars BB-8 Toy
The new Star Wars may not be out yet but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy it’s awesome new droids. This indeed is…
Army Men Candles
Start a war at the kid’s next party with these Army Men on top of your cake. Any grown man will also appreciate these army…
Fruit Loop Scented Candle
Feeling homesick? Light up a Fruit Loop Scented Candle and play your favorite Nintendo game. The scent will fill the air for hours.…
I WIll Not Be Your Father Condom
Just because we all love Star Wars and the heart wrenching moment when we discover Darth Vader is Luke’s father doesn’t mean we…
F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt
Have a friend who is a master of the kitchen? They’ll crack up at this oven mitt with “This is F**king Delicious” printed…
Ember: Temperature Control Ceramic Mug
If you’re a coffee addict you know how annoying it can be to leave your desk and come back to a sad cold…
Planetarium Paperweight
Why have a boring useless paperweight when you can have the solar system right at your fingertips! Have dominion over the loose files,…
Beetle Tamagotchi Keychain
Keep your pixelated bug alive on the go! This retro-inspired Tamagotchi keychain features a cool Rhinoceros Beetle trapped in a double-sided epoxy charm.…
Miracle Fruit Tablets
Miracle fruit tablets cause sour tasting things such as lemons taste sweet. Quite the interesting fun treat, just keep a miracle fruit tablet…
Slim Leather Wallet With Secret Cash Pocket
Still carry cash? Also afraid of being robbed but still carry cash? Then you may need this for your next trip, not only…
Food and Drink Smoker
Enhance the flavor of any food or drink and add some mystique to your next cocktail hour or dinner party. It makes for…
You Better Have Pizza Doormat
If there is one person coming to your doorstep you most likely want it to be a pizza delivery person. This doormat tells…


