Whether it’s for your trivia night or just some light reading you need to read True Facts That Sound Like Complete Bull$#*t. With over 500 interesting facts that just don’t sound real this book is sure to blow anyone’s mind.
How Not to Be a Dick Book
Don’t let the a$$holes fool you!! Dickiness is NOT next to Godliness… In fact, most people want to chop off your d*ck for…
Chainmail Cast Iron Scrubber
Using cast iron cookware is the only way to be a kitchen dynamo. We know. But when food cakes up —crusty and hellbent…
Toilet Paper Jigsaw Puzzle
Gosh, these sure are puzzling times! This 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is as challenging as finding a pack of toilet paper was in…
Average Day Watch
Sleep, work, meeting, work, travel, socialize, eat, tv, sleep repeat. Admit it life is the same every single day, so why not represent…
Darth Vader Ring
This is groundbreaking, people. Please give this to your beautiful woman. If she knows you she will know the amount of thought and…
Baby-Bump Sound System
So this is a thing. Research has suggested that babies are capable of hearing the mothers voice and music within the womb, so…
Giant Gummy Pickle
Ever craved a pickle that bounces back? This giant gummy delivers sour dill pickle flavor in a chewy, fun twist on your snack…
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
When the zombie apocalypse hits you’re going to want to be ready and luckily Gerber makes a kit with all of the essential…
Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser
Add a bit of the Dark Side to your next dinner party with this Darth Vader toothpick dispenser or gift it to a geek!…
Northern Lights Galaxy Projector
Turn any bedroom ceiling into a swirling galaxy. This Northern Lights projector throws drifting nebula clouds and twinkling stars across your walls in…
Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
Ever been stranded on a desert island without beer? well these sandals would come in handy in your time of need. Provide a path…
Crib Feeder Attachment
Feed your child like a fucking hamster. As a note, this box is a complete joke. You put the actual item inside, but…

