Workaholics Bear Coat

Do you want to be a bear? Do you want to catch fresh salmon out of the stream with your paws and not a modern rod and reel? DO YOU WANT TO BE A BEAR?! This Bear Coat from Workaholics will provide you with the wilderness experience you have dreamt of. Sure, you could stay warm with a North Face, you could bundle up in some outwear from one of those Christmas catalogs, but you would be half as cool, half as voracious, and not furry at all. This Workaholics Bear Coat will be sure to fit adults of all sizes with its one-size-fits-all design. If you are a small girl become the bear by draping yourself in its essence. If you are a large man fill this coat to maximum capacity and BECOME SUB-HUMAN.

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